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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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Chromatic
Jan 21, 2005

You guys ready to hear a satanic song?

Edwardian posted:

Dean looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster to stumble to the ring.

TIMES ARE TOUGH OK?

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

DannoMack posted:

Adam Rose could get over. mdma is pretty cool

doot doo-doo doot doo, WOAH OOOOOH OH OH

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Dango Bango posted:

Probably avoiding the cheap pop.

He already did the Albany callout before his promo earlier tonight.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon

CapnAndy posted:

He didn't say the city name? Whafuck

he did it earlier tonight

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

dont chant yet fuckers it hasnt even gotten awesome yet

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Zebia posted:

I'm really wondering who is going to win this one. Both sides have feuds that they're continuing, and can't really afford to look weak.

I doubt either team is going to look weak. Considering Shield just won clean as a whistle over Evolution, and won the last Shield/Wyatts match, they'll probably lose this one due to shenanigans so that HHH isn't getting completely buried by constant losses and failures to get one over on them.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Why do wrestlers without a powerslam in their arsenal keep picking people up for powerslams? It never ends well!

Jetfire
Apr 29, 2008

CapnAndy posted:

They stopped with the masks like a month ago, I guess they decided they couldn't sell them :(

I'd be okay with it if it ended up just being a Wrestlemania (or Wrestlemania...er, week) thing.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Zebia posted:

I'm really wondering who is going to win this one. Both sides have feuds that they're continuing, and can't really afford to look weak.

Wyatts win via interference by Evolution.

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Even this feels a little stale because it's like the fourth time they've done it now, but it's still a good match so w/e.

Yeah, it almost feels like "We don't know what to book and this was a bad show, so here just have the match we know you enjoy."

Which, I mean, great for the match but bad for the show.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Chokes McGee posted:

Why do wrestlers without a powerslam in their arsenal keep picking people up for powerslams? It never ends well!

Same reason Flair always used to go to the top rope.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
"...Also, like three hundred thousand people tweeted me back saying 'no, we're just sick to death of John Cena, notice how we're not chanting for the Wyatts tonight'"

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

Orgophlax posted:

OK I got it: New gimmick where the guy is a living musical. His backstage vignettes are him singing songs/dancing, and his entrance is an elaborate dance number.

look up "aiden english"

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

achillesforever6 posted:

They don't have enough NXT jobbers for it

JTG likes to party.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA
Isn't Evolution supposed to be guest timekeepers for this?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Commissar Ken posted:

Same reason Flair always used to go to the top rope.

He actually hits that move as a face, it's a double axehandle :unsmith:

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

It seems Cena isn't here, so Vince probably put a big sign up reading Holding Pattern Until Cena Gets Back.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

MassRafTer posted:

He and JR just became kayfabe bros in the mid 2000s.
I thought it was that Taz was making GBS threads on JR, King slapped him, they had a match, and he and JR have been buddies ever since.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

I fully expect this to be the 4th best Wyatts/Shield match. Probably ending by DQ when evolution run in

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!


Chokes McGee posted:

He actually hits that move as a face, it's a double axehandle :unsmith:

He's done a double axehandle and a flying chop and a crossbody. Still like 5 times out of 37,597 times ain't bad.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme
Will Erick Rowan ever not be terrible? Like someday maybe?

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Goddamn. Cole restating promos is loving awful.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Will Erick Rowan ever not be terrible? Like someday maybe?

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH :mad:

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
this is boring

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
This is the worst crowd ever

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer

CapnAndy posted:

They stopped with the masks like a month ago, I guess they decided they couldn't sell them :(

Oh. I wasn't able to watch for a while so this is news to me. That sucks. I liked the masks.

Thauros
Jan 29, 2003

kidcoelacanth posted:

Even this feels a little stale because it's like the fourth time they've done it now, but it's still a good match so w/e.

YEah, it's kind of like how I felt about Ishii/Naito III and Nakamura/Tanahashi III at Invasion Attack. They were great matches, but anything repeated that much starts to feel stale.

Xerzes
May 16, 2012


Every time Michael Cole reads a Bray Wyatt promo in his dull, useless voice, wrestling becomes a little less good.

jymbojones
Jul 4, 2010

Edwardian posted:

Dean looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster to stumble to the ring.

Yeah he dressed up tonight.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Will Erick Rowan ever not be terrible? Like someday maybe?

Give him a retarded Norseman gimmick?

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Fibby Boy posted:

Oh. I wasn't able to watch for a while so this is news to me. That sucks. I liked the masks.
Me too :(

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Ambrose yelling "Ow ow ow" as he hits Rowan's head

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

This is the worst crowd ever

To be fair, look at the show they've gotten.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
THE RUNNING SHOVE

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Valeyard posted:

this is boring

Kinda yeah.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

the jawbreaker lariat always looks stupid

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
Love this figure four

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
I love Face Ambrose SO MUCH.

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No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008
This crowd sucks.

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