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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
I love Ambrose's rope fakeout clothesline :allears:

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Yeah, this entire Raw has kinda suffered from "Here have a match." Very disjointed.

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

Atticus Finch posted:

This crowd sucks.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

SHUPS 4 DETH posted:

Will Erick Rowan ever not be terrible? Like someday maybe?

He had the two best spots in the cage match last night.

Well, the two best not-a-small-child spots in the cage match.

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Atticus Finch posted:

This crowd sucks.

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT

Chokes McGee posted:

Yeah, this entire Raw has kinda suffered from "Here have a match." Very disjointed.

PWInsider posted:

The original script for tonight's episode of Raw called for Daniel Bryan vs. Batista. That was changed over the course of the day, for obvious reasons if you've been following the Batista story, to Bryan vs. Alberto Del Rio.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
How can a crowd possibly be this dead for this match?

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

This is the worst crowd ever

Worse than Alabama?

Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
I dunno what Drunken Fist martial arts actually looks like, but I'm guessing it's a lot like what Ambrose does.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

Edwardian posted:

Dean looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster to stumble to the ring.

Just another average night for Dean Ambrose.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Atticus Finch posted:

This Raw sucks.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Zebia posted:

I'm really wondering who is going to win this one. Both sides have feuds that they're continuing, and can't really afford to look weak.

Interference from Cena and Evolution, big schmozz, heywe'reouttatime

STAC Goat
Mar 12, 2008

Watching you sleep.

Butt first, let's
check the feeds.

Writer Cath posted:

To be fair, look at the show they've gotten.

Every time there's a really lovely RAW there's a bunch of people in these threads complaining about the crowd. The connection never seems to get made.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Holy crap, I didn't know they were supposed to start the build tonight. Batista really screwed them, didn't he?

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

Commissar Ken posted:

He's done a double axehandle and a flying chop and a crossbody. Still like 5 times out of 37,597 times ain't bad.

He beat Harly Race for his second world title with the crossbody.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

Bigass Moth posted:

How can a crowd possibly be this dead for this match?

Pretty easy when the Raw is also bad

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

I like how Dean has absorbed the Figure Four since Ric Flair said they were cool.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

fatherdog posted:

Interference from Cena and Evolution, big schmozz, heywe'reouttatime

Cena joins Evolution, you say?

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Luigi Thirty posted:

I like how Dean has absorbed the Figure Four since Ric Flair said they were cool.

He did a classic DDT last night. Contact with legends lets him steal their moves.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012

Edwardian posted:

Dean looks like he just rolled out of a dumpster to stumble to the ring.

Dean: A dumpster? I wish! This is just a Trash-Co. waste disposal unit!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Right around August we'll mysteriously see Rosie o'Donnell in a match versus Hornswaggle dressed as a raccoon.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Codependent Poster posted:

Cena joins Evolution, you say?

WHO'S THE THIRD MAN!?

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

STAC Goat posted:

Every time there's a really lovely RAW there's a bunch of people in these threads complaining about the crowd. The connection never seems to get made.

It's jut that you and me are geniuses. We are also Magneto.

The rest of 'em are scrubs.

And below scrubs is Oatgan.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
The Shield are looking stuffed tonight

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Solomonic posted:

He did a classic DDT last night. Contact with legends lets him steal their moves.

When's he busting out the sleeper?

Also don't ever let him near Abdullah.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

kidcoelacanth posted:

Pretty easy when the Raw is also bad

Chicken, egg

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Luigi Thirty posted:

I like how Dean has absorbed the Figure Four since Ric Flair said they were cool.

I like how Dean has stopped after spinning the leg around for the setup to make sure he did it right each time he's done it so far.

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"

Chokes McGee posted:

Holy crap, I didn't know they were supposed to start the build tonight. Batista really screwed them, didn't he?

I was out of the loop for finals week; what did Batista do now?

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Solomonic posted:

He did a classic DDT last night. Contact with legends lets him steal their moves.

It had a great pause and an even better snap. Dean obviously loves Jake.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Solomonic posted:

He did a classic DDT last night. Contact with legends lets him steal their moves.

He just nibbles on their souls for a bit. Maybe drinks a little blood.

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
why is the crowd bad

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I miss the smark crowds. They'd either like this or be chanting CM Punk.

e: to be fair, Reigns hasn't done much tonight.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Striking Yak posted:

Dean: A dumpster? I wish! This is just a Trash-Co. waste disposal unit!

That was Miguel Sanchez!

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Orgia Carnaval posted:

The Shield are looking stuffed tonight

Brawny?

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Orgia Carnaval posted:

why is the crowd bad

because this match is really bad!!!

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

jscolon2.0 posted:

He had the two best spots in the cage match last night.

Well, the two best not-a-small-child spots in the cage match.

Yeah but those spots didn't involve actual wrestling, the thing which he is Real Bad at.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Dango Bango posted:

I like how Dean has stopped after spinning the leg around for the setup to make sure he did it right each time he's done it so far.

When he does that I think he's going for the spinning toe hold and I get all excited.

Commissar Ken
Dec 9, 2006

Children STILL love me, dammit!



Dean makin' titties every mornin'.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Valeyard posted:

because this match is really bad!!!

But why is the match really bad??

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WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

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