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If you had to get one debilitating illness, what would it be?
Mad Torito Disease
Daniel Bryan's Crippling Shortness
Ambrose Sleaze Disease
Wyatt Family Voice Distortion
Rose Bud
The sickness you get when you see MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE UNDERTAKER'S UNDEFEATED STREAK AT WRESTLEMANIA
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DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Spraypaint NWO on them!

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Prozach
Oct 30, 2013

When God invented Lycra, he was thinking about Divas matches.
Spinerester on the steps!

TheEggsBenedict
Jan 4, 2013

if i go crazy then
will you still
call me superman
lol gif that spinebuster

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop
No Maddox and not enough 3MB.

NienNunb
Feb 15, 2012

Batista is the worst.

Valeyard
Mar 30, 2012


Grimey Drawer
The 3 hour wait was worth it for this

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

You know it's bad when commentary won't even call it a move

ChampRamp
Mar 29, 2010

:siren: SAVE_US.CHR :siren:
Dave does not like that stupid loving shirt

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

This is loving hilarious.

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
Oh no, poo poo getting real now son

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011
What a shame he might be quitting

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Arn comes out from under the ring, "lemme show y'all how it's done", spinebysters all 9 of them, goes back to living under the ring

Vertigo Ambrosia
May 26, 2004
Heretic, please.

Carver Crisis posted:

WHY DIDN'T YOU KISS HIM BRAY, HE'S VERY HANDSOME

The last time he did, Reigns powered out. Apparently kisses of all types just make Roman Reigns stronger.

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames
Batista's already in give-no-fucks facial hair mode, I see.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
It's like what the Shield does, except Batista can't wrestle

Edwardian
May 4, 2010

"Can we have a bit of decorum on this forum?"
Words are inadequate to describe how much I hate Dave Batista.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Nah, it kinda owns tbh.

It only owns if they handle it right and right now I'm not really feeling it. But that may be because everybody's saying Batista's leaving and I see this as kinda pointless if it's going to evaporate in the next couple weeks.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Uh, I think they killed Roman.

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
YOU MADE ROMAN BLEED YOU MONSTER

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Reigns dead

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Roman noooooooooooooooooooooo

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
I want Batista to die

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Roman, your pretty mouth :ohdear:

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
The angle of Roman against Batista there was something.

Also, busted open like gently caress.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Reigns busted up :ohdear:

MapleCarnage
Dec 30, 2010
Why did the Wyatts leave? There's a perfectly good opportunity for Corporate Ministry 2.0 right there.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
woah who busted him open?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost
Evolution's triple power bomb not as good as SHIELDs. Reigns does more of a last ride type by lifting the guy up and over.

Also Roman's busted.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

RIP in peace Reigns.

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

It only owns if they handle it right and right now I'm not really feeling it. But that may be because everybody's saying Batista's leaving and I see this as kinda pointless if it's going to evaporate in the next couple weeks.

Batista is staying because they let him get out of losing to Bryan.

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!

Bard Maddox posted:

Roman, your pretty mouth :ohdear:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

It only owns if they handle it right and right now I'm not really feeling it. But that may be because everybody's saying Batista's leaving and I see this as kinda pointless if it's going to evaporate in the next couple weeks.

They'll have a blowoff at Payback and it'll be another awesome match.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
The reaction to Batista being a whiny titty baby about losing to Daniel Bryan should have been to make him job to Bryan for three months straight and then ask him if he's learned any lessons about whether or not it's okay to complain about the champion going over

for future reference

Zebia
Oct 10, 2012

How's my volume?

I... don't think Reigns tucked his head for that powerbomb.

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.
They made Roman bleed his own blood!

Midnightghoul
Oct 1, 2003

COME ON DON'T BE SCURRED
Looks like Reigns got one of Rose's lollipops

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Not a surprise at all, Evolution needed to get the upper hand at some point or else it would just be the Shield beating the poo poo out of them every week.

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
Trips is the only one who brought pants.

Striking Yak
Dec 31, 2012
Man, he kept the arms hooked all the way down on that Pedigree. :stare:

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Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

SylvainMustach posted:

woah who busted him open?

He was busted up for the RKO, so it must have been Bray.

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