WWE Raw has those heavy hands again for 5/12

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Why did Daniel Bryan have to die?
	For our sins
	Weak-rear end stack of dimes neck wouldn't stand a chance against Batista
	To go live and become a farm upstate
	Part of The Demon Kane's twenty-year plan to defeat The Undertaker
	HHH organized it in his master plan to ruin his heat

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SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

OH poo poo YES

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:47

Ninja PD: Jul 21, 2006

Yes Batista!

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Solomonic posted:

Suddenly Seth / is standing beside me / at first I don't notice / cause he's four foot ten

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

Banjo: Jun 7, 2006

Tonight, Roman Reigns will :krakken:

DEAL WITH IT :krakken:

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Roman gonna eat Batista! :neckbeard:

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

NienNunb: Feb 15, 2012

Batista has gone from looking like a puffy Pitbull to looking like a puffy Dave Attell.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

Holy crap Batista vs. Roman Reigns. I don't care if Batista is a bad wrestleman this is gonna be awesome.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

sammythemc: Jan 14, 2008; Sullen Child Hitler

DingoSlasher posted:

It was more than "not snug" Cena was applying NOTHING into it, it was literally like he was air hugging him.

yeah, it was ugly to the point that I was wondering if there could have been a reason for it to be so ugly. as a new fan I generally try to give these guys the benefit of the doubt

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012

Fibby Boy posted:

"You. Will. Uhughhu"

Another dignified Triple H promo.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Is there anything on earth that gets more reliable face heat than tackling HHH mid-promo

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Yessssss

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

SamuraiFoochs posted:

How's the show been>

Bryan needs neck surgery

Alicia may or may not have quit WWE (and right after she gave the performance of a lifetime)

# ? May 13, 2014 02:21

Fiveace Attorney: Dec 12, 2006; I ain't his friend! If you were to ask me if I was his friend, I would say "NO" to you!

Batista retirement match

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Pistol Packin Poet: Nov 5, 2012; Everyone needs an
escape goat!

Time for a negative 5 star match

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Writer Cath: Apr 1, 2007; Box. Flipped.; Plaster Town Cop

Chokes McGee posted:

I will never get tired of the SHIELD beating the gently caress out of Triple H at complete random.

Friday on Smackdown has footage of Hunter getting the poo poo beaten out of him at a PTA meeting when the teacher turns around and it's revealed to be Roman Reigns in drag.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

No Irish Need Imply: Nov 30, 2008

Shima Honnou posted:

Alicia Fox quit

WHAT

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Striking Yak: Dec 31, 2012

I'm okay with The Shield repeatedly jumping Evolution all night. Just have it happen with less time between segments every time, the overrun is three separate beatdowns.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

fatherdog posted:

Is there anything on earth that gets more reliable face heat than tackling HHH mid-promo

Only cheap heat city pops

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

tecnocrat: Oct 5, 2003; Struggling to keep his sanity.

The gently caress is this slam city bullshit?

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

batista rules

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

fatherdog posted:

Is there anything on earth that gets more reliable face heat than tackling HHH mid-promo

Being in a match against Batista.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Roman Reigns: Aug 23, 2007

Atticus Finch posted:

WHAT

Might be bullshit, can't find anything that confirms besides a single tweet

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

Bard Maddox posted:

New Batista vs. Old Batista

Sorry, Mason Ryan got released a couple weeks ago.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Ryback rules, he posted a new video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q5hkP3k4YWM

# ? May 13, 2014 02:22

Angular Landbury: Oct 24, 2011; MAGGLE.

Slam City is awful.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:23

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Writer Cath posted:

Friday on Smackdown has footage of Hunter getting the poo poo beaten out of him at a PTA meeting when the teacher turns around and it's revealed to be Roman Reigns in drag.

Stop reading my fanfics tia

# ? May 13, 2014 02:23

Sanguinia: Jan 1, 2012; ~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

WWE Discussion is The Wrath Of The Hummingbird for 5/12

# ? May 13, 2014 02:23

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Writer Cath posted:

Friday on Smackdown has footage of Hunter getting the poo poo beaten out of him at a PTA meeting when the teacher turns around and it's revealed to be Dean Ambrose in drag.

There, that should help with the credibility.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:23

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

Angular Landbury posted:

Slam City is awful.

Wrong.

I watched a couple, for what they are they're good. Brock looked wierd though.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:23

DingoSlasher: Jul 25, 2013; It's a day job.

I don't know about you but I am not looking forward to seeing Batista win his match with a ~~shoulder tackle~~ SPEAR, SPEAR! BATISTA SPEAR NEARLY BROKE REINGS IN HALF.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:23

Liar Lyre: Jun 3, 2011; Here to deliver
~Bad Opinions~

Roman Reigns posted:

Might be bullshit, can't find anything that confirms besides a single tweet

I found some forum that regurgitated the same info. If we don't see something on wwe.com soon, it's total bs.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:24

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

Batista vs Reigns should be for the newly vacant WWE World Heavyweight Championship. :colbert:

# ? May 13, 2014 02:24

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

I've yet to see a drat thing about Alicia Fox quitting so until I see the future endeavor message from WWE it's all lies

# ? May 13, 2014 02:24

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Vertical Lime posted:

Bryan needs neck surgery

Wait, work or legit?

# ? May 13, 2014 02:24

X-O: Apr 28, 2002; Long Live The King!

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

ch3cooh: Jun 26, 2006

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Appears legit

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

Blooming Brilliant: Jul 12, 2010

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit sadly

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

GenericMartini: Oct 22, 2012; AYYYYY PAPI

tecnocrat posted:

The gently caress is this slam city bullshit?

Just the greatest wrestling thing of all time.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:47

sticklefifer: Nov 11, 2003; by VideoGames

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Wait, work or legit?

Legit but he'll only be out for like a month.

# ? May 13, 2014 02:25

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