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azreal
Sep 2, 2011

What embarrassing thing do you like irl?


I like watching reality tv shows. Also, I payed actual money to download a Kesha song.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005
I was thinking reality shows and kesha.

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
when i get fast food, i bring it home and add extra fixins from my kitchen. ie, with burgers i add more cheese and mayo and sometimes a chipolte sauce. with pizza, i put on my own extra extra cheese, pepperoni, and minced garlic, and ranch for dippin'. it makes the food SO much better.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
posting on forums and watching anime

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
i also watch reality shows and listen to kesha sometimes

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
gbs

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
being an armchair feminist while jacking it to hentai

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
I collect cologne. And I like musicals. And I like eating pussy.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
black trannies with huge cocks

also peanuts, loads of calories in that poo poo but sometimes you just got to treat yourself

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
fantasizing about sucking tranny cock and crossdressing

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Masturbating while OWS protestors get jailed.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY

Waltzing Along posted:

I collect cologne. And I like musicals. And I like eating pussy.

cologne expires after a while dogg, you might have a collection of sour eau de toilette

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
being passive-aggressive about religion while convincing myself im too normal to get a psychiatrist

swampland
Oct 16, 2007

Dear Mr Cave, if you do not release the bats we will be forced to take legal action

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3618381

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
enjoying the delightful fragrance my testicles emit after a hot day of hard work.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
telling dumb jokes and then getting mad when people take them too seriously

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
self-loathing about my $50/hr job after college because i didnt get laid enough

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
watching lets plays and various e-sports unironically

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


jalopybrown posted:

enjoying the delightful fragrance my testicles emit after a hot day of hard work.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
reading manga online and self-inserting myself as the stoic hero

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
reading facebook posts and being pessimistic about other people's excitedness

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!

i assume that your guilty pleasure is that you serious posted an OP in TVIV, not that you watch a mediocre tv show?


E: lmfao im the first post in the that thread

WELP

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
alcohol
posting bad pictures of Ke$ha despite the fact she is hot and a member of some menstrual society

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
listening to rap music loudly to pretend that im black

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
what the gently caress is a menstrual society

azreal
Sep 2, 2011

I like the smell of my own farts

Great Orb!
Feb 4, 2009
star trek: enterprise

Action Yak
Nov 9, 2008

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Fetus Tree posted:

what the gently caress is a menstrual society

http://www.mensa.org

typo

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
watching femdom videos with cum eating instructions, but not eating the cum

Nick Rivers
Nov 23, 2004
I like pizza.

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
devaluing everyone else's accomplishments to make myself seem more interesting

MS Paint
Sep 21, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Voted Worst Mom posted:

watching femdom videos with cum eating instructions, but not eating the cum

They always make fun of my giant turgid erection. It makes me laugh. It doesn't work.

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax
bandwagoning onto the mockery of social pariahs

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
My guilty pleasures are drugs, and sex

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


eefing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8KkO637KgaA

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

bad fanfiction

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Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
I jerk off like all the time. All I can think about is my next wank fix.

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