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BlueChocolate posted:Only her face is fat. I... disagree.
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Cold and Ugly posted:I too love Louis CK. So much so that i'm sure that when his show, which I love, gets around to portraying the things I care about, he'll drop his character's perpetually awkward confusion and treat it with the seriousness it deserves. yeah the ep about religion and the ep about domestic violence were both very good imho
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May 15, 2014 04:35
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THS posted:yeah the ep about religion and the ep about domestic violence were both very good imho Which episode was about domestic violence? I remember the ones that were flashbacks to him and his buddy at Catholic school.
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May 15, 2014 04:36
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he gets shamed on a date by some psychopathic teenagers and creepily follows one of them back to his house to tell his parents. finds out the family is really hosed up and nothing is resolved, there's no punchline at the end
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May 15, 2014 04:41
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THS posted:he gets shamed on a date by some psychopathic teenagers and creepily follows one of them back to his house to tell his parents. finds out the family is really hosed up and nothing is resolved, there's no punchline at the end Oh yeah, I remember that one. I thought that was more about parenting, the enduring and surviving of. And poverty I guess. Domestic violence makes sense, though. That was a good one. Especially like how his date couldn't articulate why she thought less of him for being bitched out by teenagers. Definitely one of the better episodes.
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May 15, 2014 04:44
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:My metabolism is insane so I'm 125 pounds despite eating like poo poo and never exercising so I guess I can't really judge anyone. same, except i exercise now.you should probably get into the habit of doing that as well because apparently it'll slow down and you'll be up poo poo creek
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May 15, 2014 06:35
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keep one fat friend around
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May 15, 2014 06:42
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SpiderHyphenMan posted:My metabolism is insane so I'm 125 pounds despite eating like poo poo and never exercising so I guess I can't really judge anyone. The whole concept of someone being really skinny being entirely due to metabolism is basically just something fat peopel tell themselves to feel better. Theres no study that says anything like that. If you had incredibly bad metabolism you would probably be like 150lbs with a gut. No man tits, no huge flabby arms, just a gut and some chubbiness here and there. i have a cousin, and a friend ive known since we were both 9 years old, they were both close to obesity throughout school, once they got to college they slimmed down and now have BMIs that people would classify as very lean or skinny (ones 6 foot, the others 6 foot 5, so they look pretty lanky now). How did they do this? Eat salads for every meal on a tiny plate??? nope.. they gave up their diets of purely poo poo like ice cream, burgers, french fries, sode. Their parents and relatives enabled them to eat really lovely as a kid, once they got to college they kind of figured out most people dont have those insane diets. They dont follow a strict diet at all, they eat pizza, burgers, bbq, foods that people dont eat when theyre on a "diet", the secret is to not consume a shitload of it all the time, and to not constantly being snacking on pointless poo poo like oreos.
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May 15, 2014 06:50
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That's really int-*falls asleep over $120 gaming keyboard*
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May 15, 2014 06:52
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yeah cutting out snacking will fix half of your diet. don't eat between meals. eat decent meals. just don't snack ever
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May 15, 2014 06:52
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Fruit is a good snack though.
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May 15, 2014 06:54
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The Taint Reaper posted:Fruit is a good snack though. Sorta, its better than oreos and poo poo but dont go crazy and eat a bag grapes and strawberries theres still a ton of sugar in it
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May 15, 2014 07:06
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yeah don't eat too much fruit but i don't want to turn this into Yet Another Refined Carbohydrates Thread fruit is good and eat it reasonably, it's not a Healthy Snack though
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May 15, 2014 07:08
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if you're going to snack and not end up a fat loser like Louis CK™ avoid processed junk foods and eat lots of fish, vegetables, fresh meats and whole grains
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May 15, 2014 07:09
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i wonder if fat people could even reliably remember and write down all the poo poo they ate in one day. im guessing no
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May 15, 2014 07:12
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One thing is to just never eat Oreos ever because they are just sugar and lard and don't even taste very good
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May 15, 2014 07:24
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I love Louie but season 3 was getting average and this season has been just plain unfunny had a few minor laughs tho Would've been better if he ate the fat chick at the end, bang bang bang
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May 15, 2014 08:27
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ShaunO posted:I love Louie but season 3 was getting average and this season has been just plain unfunny had a few minor laughs tho There were one or two that werent incredible but the whole late night arc was some of the best stuff hes ever done
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May 15, 2014 08:31
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ShaunO posted:I love Louie but season 3 was getting average and this season has been just plain unfunny had a few minor laughs tho In Stewie's voice: What the deuce??
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May 15, 2014 08:39
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swampland posted:There were one or two that werent incredible but the whole late night arc was some of the best stuff hes ever done That stuff was great, I need to rewatch the season but I think it was towards the end, some poo poo to do with his dad I think
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May 15, 2014 09:01
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THS posted:yeah don't eat too much fruit but i don't want to turn this into Yet Another Refined Carbohydrates Thread Ya know, I had this very discussion with my doctor. She said "you should eat more fresh fruit." I said "eh? But I thought they had too much sugar?" She said "they do have sugar but they have also have other great stuff like fiber and vitamins and poo poo. Now stop listening to stupid people on the internet and go eat the goddamn fruit." I'm paraphrasing a bit here. Nobody gets fat from eating too many fresh apples.
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May 15, 2014 09:54
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mods make it mandatory to post a picture before bitching out about fat people. then we can just merge all the boring as gently caress fat people threads with goons.jpeg tia
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May 15, 2014 12:14
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Bug Bill Murray posted:It made me appreciate how being a fat chick must be hard. I still wouldn't date one though. What are your opinions? I watched the episode. My girlfriend is fat and she said the girls monologue almost made her cry. I think the writer, (probably Louis) made some valid points, but I still feel like Louis doesn't really get it. That being said, love the show and his comedy.
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May 15, 2014 12:42
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mechacop posted:My girlfriend is fat lol owned
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May 15, 2014 12:47
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mechacop posted:My girlfriend is fat Ahahahaha
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May 15, 2014 12:50
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mechacop posted:My girlfriend is fat Well, thanks to Louie you are now aware that holding her hand is an acceptable substitute to forcing yourself to gently caress her. The more you know...
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May 15, 2014 13:01
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THS posted:yeah don't eat too much fruit but i don't want to turn this into Yet Another Refined Carbohydrates Thread Fruit is a healthy snack, hth.
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May 15, 2014 13:04
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In small quantities fructose raises your blood sugar a small amount over a long period of times, as opposed to sucrose which raises your blood sugar a large amount over a short period of time. A "small quantity" of fructose is roughly the amount in a serving of fruit.
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May 15, 2014 13:15
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A medium granny smith apple has 80 calories, 12g of sugars, and 5g of fiber. The fiber lowers the "effective" carbs to 14.5g, which is not even on the radar for carb consumption of a non-diabetic person. Anybody who looks at that, and 80 calories, for a snack and goes "oh no I just couldn't" is either two feet tall or a moron.
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May 15, 2014 13:19
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louis ck sucks lol
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May 15, 2014 13:19
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mechacop posted:I watched the episode. My girlfriend is fat and she said the girls monologue almost made her cry. I think the writer, (probably Louis) made some valid points, but I still feel like Louis doesn't really get it. Remember: the worst thing you can tell a fat girl is that she isn't fat for some reason. Following this logic to its conclusion, you should tell fat women that they are fat especially if they are asking you to your face if they are, as they may suspect, fat. Even if you're not sure if they're fat or not, play it safe, and tell them that yes, they are definitely fat - because remember: the worst thing is to tell them they're not fat, so why risk it? I mean, I get the point - that denying someone's fatness is a kind of a backhanded fib because they know you know they're fat but by not saying it, you admit that it's the worst thing in your eyes, but jesus gently caress being fat is terrible. And goddamn, now I have to keep track of when to call a woman fat like I'm some kind of tinker tailor soldier spy triple agent. NO Also, Louis is the only writer on this show iirc. edit: and the more I think about it, the more the fat character just seems like a super manipulative passive aggressive pain in the rear end. Oh, I just happened to have these playoff hockey tickets, but you totes don't have to go out with me or anything. Oh, yes I am fat, how dare you say I'm not - it's not like being fat is ENTIRELY my own personal issue and the sum total of the choices I've made for my body - it's YOUR fault Louie that human beings are put off by obesity. A bit too subtle to be a brilliant commentary from Louie. tiananman fucked around with this message at 13:47 on May 15, 2014 |
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May 15, 2014 13:41
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tiananman posted:Even if you're not sure if they're fat or not, play it safe, and tell them that yes, they are definitely fat - because remember: the worst thing is to tell them they're not fat, so why risk it? Be tactful. Always ask fat girls "So, when are you due?". That way you acknowledge their massive bulk, but you're also suggesting that their size could possibly be the result of something more socially acceptable than self loathing. Plus you're implying that someone out there may have found them fuckable once. *There is a 40% chance that being tactful will result in her falling in love with you, so be warned.
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May 15, 2014 13:49
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Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:same, except i exercise now.you should probably get into the habit of doing that as well because apparently it'll slow down and you'll be up poo poo creek according to the precedent my older family members set my metabolism won't slow down and make me fat until i'm in my 40s so i'll start watching what i eat when i'm in my late 30s i guess. lolling at all you guys who can't eat a loving snack without turning into monstro
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May 15, 2014 13:49
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uG posted:perhaps fats will have an evolutionary advantage over us sex havers in the future When they start reproducing by osmosis we're hosed.
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May 15, 2014 13:56
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Bug Bill Murray posted:exercising helps depression though, it's win win you just gotta have the right attitude 
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May 15, 2014 14:11
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Waroduce posted:Its time to go on a diet if u look down and cant see ur dick what if you look anywhere and you see dicks, you're surrounded by walls of dicks, what then
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May 15, 2014 14:30
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Dolphin posted:Fitler Hold up, hold up... Weightoff Fitler
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May 15, 2014 14:34
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not one of you fuckers could stop me from eating a whole bag of grapes, and not one of you pieces of poo poo could ever make me watch an episode of louie ck the fat man's adventure series
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May 15, 2014 15:19
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King Vidiot posted:Hold up, hold up... 5
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Good morning everyone we had alot of fun here yesterday Kill all fats Also lol @the dude w a fat gf Have u ever tried to gently caress her rolls Im always surprised when i see an obese couple w a fat.child. I dont get how the penis reaches the vagina if u both have massive guts and how does the dude even keep it up when looking at the lard bucket surrounding the pussy
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