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The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.



http://a.pomf.se/zwwhox.webm

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paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRG_HkkoPA

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Juche Fucktodd posted:

slender man is real

UGH SO MANY PAGE COLLECTING FOR HUMANITY IN THE FUTURE

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

A+ would read as a free sketchy pdf

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
This forum is sure a heck of a doggone thing

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island


the gently caress did i just download you dick

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
hey guys im the specter of death haunting humanity, here to squawk some lovely radio static in yr ear and maybe strew passive aggressive notes everywhere.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012




slender man is real. he's strong, and he's my friend.

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

big duck equals goose posted:

UGH SO MANY PAGE COLLECTING FOR HUMANITY IN THE FUTURE

lowtax must gather the pages to save us all from slender man. pray he does not fail.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Fandyien posted:

slender man is real. he's strong, and he's my friend.

*stabs u 19 times*

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization



:laffo: how do you write a book about a legend and not notice that nothing exists earlier than 2009

burritolingus
Nov 6, 2007

by Ralp

It's true, thin people exist, and they're scary.

corpuscollossus
Apr 19, 2007
Victor Surge was not a creator, merely a seer. Slendy's power is growing. He feeds.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

old dog child posted:

:laffo: how do you write a book about a legend and not notice that nothing exists earlier than 2009

humans didn't exist until 6000 years ago so it's not that hard to believe

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010

Xaris posted:

*stabs u 19 times*

going on the evidence, i don't think 19 is the correct amount of stabs

ChesterJT
Dec 28, 2003

Mounty Pumper's Flying Circus
http://www.newser.com/story/187903/inside-dark-origins-of-slender-man-who-inspired-girls-stabbing.html

At least they refer to us as a humor site. It also says Victor Surge is trying to copyright slender man now. Maybe we'll get a slender man movie!

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums
slender man cannot be copyrighted

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

burritolingus posted:

It's true, thin people exist, and they're scary.

lol

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW
i bet slenderman would be a good roommate because he doens't eat your food and works nights so you would never see him

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
What does Slenderman need with a mansion?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



up until a few days ago morgans dad was prob proud as hell of his fun daughter who was big into cool monsters and geek poo poo and would watch packers games with him (judging from his instagram)

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

burritolingus posted:

It's true, thin people exist, and they're scary.

It is the year 2525, and being thin is space-outlawed. Every 30 minutes you must eat your mandatory 5 cookies from the government.

Spudsly
Jul 11, 2006

Pope Mobile posted:

What does Slenderman need with a mansion?

He's not about to get wet when it rains.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

just as you think this story slows down it gets better and better

Juche Fucktodd
Nov 2, 2012

to change the forums

quote:

Encounters with smile.jpg are the stuff of internet legend. Mary E.'s story is not unique; there are unverified rumors of smile.jpg showing up in the early days of Usenet and even one persistent tale that in 2002 a hacker flooded the forums of humor and satire website Something Awful with a deluge of Smile.dog pictures, rendering almost half the forum's users at the time epileptic.

rofl

Trustfund.
Feb 14, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Slendermans would make for a sweet movie villain

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry
has the staff incorporated the surge in forum registrations that this media coverage will provoke into their revenue projections for the quarter?

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

It was a pretty bad cash grab.

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

Somebody post the youtube link when Lowtax goes on Fox News because doing a search for "low tax, fox news" will yield mad results

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007


:gonk:

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

CharlestonJew posted:

We need to hide all the 9/11 threads we goldmined before Fox News or Dateline finds them.

yeah put them back on the first page of gbs where they belong, i think thats how 4chan got the dancing hitler gif played on :foxnews:

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



hello fox news please namedrop me and mention how edgy and cool i am in your report

Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

Happy Hippo posted:

Somebody post the youtube link when Lowtax goes on Fox News because doing a search for "low tax, fox news" will yield mad results

cache overload

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

whitey delenda est posted:

has the staff incorporated the surge in forum registrations that this media coverage will provoke into their revenue projections for the quarter?

if anything we should be encouraging more child stabbings

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Is IRL slenderman constantly sloshed too?

Leroy Diplowski
Aug 25, 2005

The Candyman Can :science:

Visit My Candy Shop

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terry gross talking about SomethingAwful right now.

http://wfsu.org/

Oops! It's Here and Now not Fresh Air

http://hereandnow.wbur.org/2014/06/04/slenderman-stabbing-waukesha

Leroy Diplowski fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Jun 4, 2014

big duck equals goose
Nov 7, 2006

by XyloJW

Leroy Diplowski posted:

terry gross talking about SomethingAwful right now.

http://wfsu.org/

Pro-click. I always wanted to hear my grandmother figure out slenderman.

sleepingbuddha
Nov 4, 2010

It's supposed to look like a smashed cinnamon roll

tacodaemon posted:

whenever someone says these girls are such crazed menaces that they should be tried as adults, i just remember when i was 11 i still believed in wrestling

By your logic, I could commit a crime and be tried as a 37 year old man child.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Leroy Diplowski posted:

terry gross talking about SomethingAwful right now.

http://wfsu.org/

Speaking of slenderman, jeez put some meat on that frame thin bitch!

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ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Leroy Diplowski posted:

terry gross talking about SomethingAwful right now.

http://wfsu.org/

ew liberals

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