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CERN won a historic trial at the ICC (International Criminal Court) by proving that Einstein's brain was not self-aware and therefore could not be held accountable for its actions as President of Israel.
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# ? May 11, 2024 12:25 |
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Goku's real name is actually Kakaroto
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 05:41 |
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a hole-y ghost posted:I saw it before you spoilered it... b-b-baka dummy!!! editing isn't shameful until you're too late and the timestamp appears at the bottom, science fact
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 05:42 |
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THS posted:this is not a mystery, it is caused by the Coriolis Affect genesplicer posted:That would be the Queerioulis Effect. Queerioulis Effect is the sensation of switching teams. Corey's Anus Effect is the actual change which begins a few degrees from the equator and completes within a few minutes of crossing that invisible line which separates the hemispheres. This is also why no one has ever felt sexual attraction on the equator, although it is theoretically possible to have sex on the equator so long as you are not from Brazil.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 10:35 |
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Your Dead Gay Son posted:60% of all your urine is just spit you've swallowed so if yo wanna save trips to the rest room be sure to spit constantly. This goes a long way to explain all those Westerns where people are spitting constantly but you never see anyone make a trip to the outhouse.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 10:38 |
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Contrary to popular belief Scotch eggs are not actually a Scottish invention. In fact, they are native inhabitants of Titan. Star Trek's tribbles were inspired by those tasty quirky animals.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 11:04 |
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Suicide Sam E. posted:This goes a long way to explain all those Westerns where people are spitting constantly but you never see anyone make a trip to the outhouse.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 11:06 |
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Did you know The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly was supposed to be a spoof film in the vein of Blazing Saddles? Sergio Leone's English was so bad, and his translator so inept, they ended up making a very serious film indeed
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 12:22 |
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steam hotdogs with steam and not your penis, otherwise you will grow sterile
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 12:45 |
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In 1964 Crayola introduced a new deep black colored crayon. In 1965 it was deemed insensitive and production was stopped on "Malcom X's Taint At Midnight".
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 15:27 |
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FACT: Bats eat three times their own weight in insects every night.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 15:33 |
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did you know? the planet mercury is named after the car brand! plymouth bought naming rights to the first planet from the UN in 1964. this makes mercury the largest advertisement in the universe!!!
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 17:25 |
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THS posted:CERN won a historic trial at the ICC (International Criminal Court) by proving that Einstein's brain was not self-aware and therefore could not be held accountable for its actions as President of Israel. did you know? the LHC (large hardon collider) is the largest piece of scientific equipment in the world. did you also know? the largest piece of sexual equipment in the world is my package.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 17:27 |
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80% of science is black magic and other 20% is youtube videos.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 17:30 |
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"TIME CUBE 4ce" In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar. Children will be blessed for Killing Of Educated Adults Who Ignore 4 Simultaneous Days Same Earth Rotation. Practicing Evil ONEness - Upon Earth Of Quadrants. Evil Adult Crime VS Youth. Supports Lie Of Integration. 1 Educated Are Most Dumb. Not 1 Human Except Dead 1. Man Is Paired, 2 Half 4 Self. 1 of God Is Only 1/4 Of God. Bible A Lie & Word Is Lies. Navel Connects 4 Corner 4s. God Is Born Of A Mother – She Left Belly B. Signature. Every Priest Has Ma Sign But Lies To Honor Queers. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners. Your dirty lying teachers use only the midnight to midnight 1 day (ignoring 3 other days) Time to not foul (already wrong) bible time. Lie that corrupts earth you educated stupid fools.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 19:17 |
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Swan Curry posted:"TIME CUBE 4ce" please refrain from posting political messages in this thread. u have been warned; if u post another, the mods will be notified.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 19:49 |
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Ilikedirt posted:please refrain from posting political messages in this thread. u have been warned; if u post another, the mods will be notified. this is why the big science lamestream will never understand time: the liberal linear time agenda
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 20:30 |
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Isaac Newton was a renowned party animal whose theory of gravity actually originated from a game of flip cup.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 20:47 |
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A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. The ducks also refuse to divulge their secrets, the fuckers.
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 21:33 |
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The poverty ghost is in fact a geist, and only understands safe wishes communicated in its native german
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# ? Jun 4, 2014 23:49 |
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Paladinus posted:80% of science is black magic and other 20% is youtube videos.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:29 |
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The Tao Jones posted:A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why. The ducks also refuse to divulge their secrets, the fuckers. This one is fairly simple to explain using logic and reason: Ducks do not have souls. With no soul inside, their voice doesn't echo. Just like cats' meows.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 08:35 |
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butplug accident posted:There is no Nobel Prize in economics. It's awarded by Sweden's central bank, foisted among the five real prizewinners, often to economists for the 1%... The real Nobel Prize is also a marketing ploy. Alfred Nobel, inventor of dynamite, got to see his obituary early -- his brother died, and the papers printed the obit for the wrong brother -- and it was not kind, calling him "the merchant of death" and the like. So he invented the prize for scientific badassery in order to improve his reputation.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 12:10 |
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Nobel's wife cheated on him with a maths teacher. That's why Nobel left her with no money and never allowed her to see their children.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 13:44 |
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Issac Newton is probably the greatest scientist to also sentence lots of people to death by execution.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 13:56 |
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Fact: my dick is huge as fucj
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 17:51 |
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post pic
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 18:02 |
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alfred nobel was also notable for his catchphrase "dy-no-mite!!!!" on a popular television sitcom in the eighties
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 18:05 |
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Did you know? Fans for circulating the air actually slowly heat the room! Don't be fooled by temporary relief, moving air causes friction, which over time subtly raises the temperature. Want to stay cool this summer? Try turning off your fans, and save money on electricity to boot!
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 18:06 |
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Hitler's goal was to unify all the germanic peoples of europe under the reich. to him and the rest of the nazi leadership, the other ethnic groups in germany were a blight upon the nation and had to be removed. so they started removing them. like literally shipping them to other places. then many were killed at those places and many were not. but the goal was a unified germany, not primarily the hatred of other races. the holocaust has been sold as the hatred of jews primarily, but that was not the primary intention of any forced resettlings and internments. it was to get them out of germany. then they didn't know what to do with them. And Hitler's second goal was to "free" all the germanic peoples of europe, and then crush russia and the rest of the slavic nations. he hoped britain would ally with him but they never did. He thought they had common interests, but Churchill didn't see it that way. Chamberlain did but he lost power right as Hitler was ramping up his offensives. The killings of civilian populations and the "military meat grinders" were part of the same process, this attempt to create a greater germany, with a large "lebensraum" to grow into. Farmland taken from the russians basically. What you're missing is that most of the Jews who allegedly were killed during WW2, and a lot probably were, were killed in Poland. Poland was invaded by Germany (and Russia). It wasn't "their own government" except by conquest. They were killing the civilians of a conquered population. Just like the Soviets did when they invaded new land. Like I said before, only 60,000 of the deported German Jews were ultimately killed. 30,000 French Jews (another conquered population). Europe has a lot of long lasting ethnic tensions going back for centuries, and to whitewash them from an American "anti-racist" perspective is to miss how powerful they were during the first world wide oil war. Everybody with an army saw they could finally do something about their long standing grudges.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 18:08 |
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Breathing also increases friction so you should hold your breath as long as possible to save the environment
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 18:08 |
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Sex also increases friction so you should move as little as you possibly can after achieving penetration. Save the Earth.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 19:09 |
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Bathing is another huge source of friction. You shouldn't take showers, but if you have to, don't scrub.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 19:13 |
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did you know? ebola isnt the only flesh eating virus. it actually belongs to a family of viruses rated in terms of deadlinees with letters of the alphabet. for each letter of the alphabet the virus is an order of magnitude more deadly than the one before it. abola is the least deadly, b-bola is about ten times more powerful, c-bola about 100x, etc. ebola is very dangerous indeed, but its nothing compared to the fabled z-bola.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 19:49 |
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Hair molecules are the hardest on Earth. Even stomach acids can't dissolve them.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:06 |
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There's nothing more pretentious than a wine/food/cigar aficionado
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:06 |
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Between 1980 and 2012, 13,950 peer-reviewed scientic articles have been published on the subject of anime. Of these 13,950, it was found that 13,926 agreed with the assertion that anime was, across the board, extremely bad. Pro-anime deniers have not been able to come up with a coherent argument disputing these claims. There is a 97% consensus among scientists with regard to how bad anime is.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:14 |
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THS posted:There is a 97% consensus among scientists with regard to how bad anime is. significantly lower than i would have guessed
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 20:21 |
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did you know ? the group of animals knows as "pterosaurs" are not actually dinosaurs OR birds. they are actually dragons.
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# ? Jun 5, 2014 21:12 |
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the first recorded anime overdose occured in 1992 to a 30 year old american man living in japan. his dessicated corpse was found fused to a "body pillow" - a type of sexual device - and his eyes and genitals were tiny and shriveled.
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