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deep dish peat moss

holy poo poo

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Captain No-mates

ask her if she likes magic cards

i am he

post pics

SIDS Vicious


have babies with her but no more than 2

deep dish peat moss

I think I'm gonna hit her up

SIDS Vicious


please dont hit women

Captain No-mates

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I think I'm gonna hit her up

put a baby in her and call it nomates

SIDS Vicious


Captain No-mates posted:

put a baby in her and call it nomates sid vicious

deep dish peat moss

We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.

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We have a 95% match and 5% enemy so I think I might be getting married soon, all.

everyone has a "95% match" it means nothing

Disco_Bandit
I once found my girlfriend from kindergarten on facebook

she's wildly more successful and happy than I am :smith:

El Spider

let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later

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my first girl friend, this gorgeous Colombian girl, has only gotten hotter over the years and it just drives my boner up a wall knowing that she's 400 miles away so there's very little chance of us boning

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


bawbzilla posted:

I once found my girlfriend from kindergarten on facebook

she's wildly more successful and happy than I am :smith:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.

deep dish peat moss

El Spider posted:

let us know if the pussy still taste good a decade later

Like a fine wine, it has probably aged well.

deep dish peat moss

Once I looked up the girl I had a crush on in 4th grade on Facebook and she's a trashy meth head now

Bloodfart McCoy

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?

Disco_Bandit

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.

don't sass me we were in love!!

Machai

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.



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sigs4lyfe

deep dish peat moss

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Back in high school, did she know you guys were dating?

Yeah she was the first girl I ever kissed

Machai

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Yeah she was the first girl I ever kissed

you never kissed your mom or your grandma? you are a very uncaring son I hope you at least get them some nice flowers for mothers day

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something9999

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Yeah, the girl I "dated" in elementary school is also doing very well.

This is true for me

i am he

ask her to go on a date to a corn restaurant and tlel her you'll show her the "corn trick"

deep dish peat moss

RaIp posted:

you never kissed your mom or your grandma? you are a very uncaring son I hope you at least get them some nice flowers for mothers day

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sigs4lyfe


Nope I only ever met my grandma twice and my family isn't very affectionate

Machai

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Nope I only ever met my grandma twice and my family isn't very affectionate

:(

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sigs4lyfe

nvm no cake

pics pls

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
its stuff in stuff time don juan

go for it

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

the only one he didnt marry

deep dish peat moss

okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 23:42 on Jun 7, 2014

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okcupid also made me realize I'm way cuter than I thought I was b/c a bunch of cuties keep messaging me and all the "similar attractiveness rating" matches are girls I would have thought were way too good looking for me

this does not bode well for me

deep dish peat moss

are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??

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are... are you trying to get with me Illegal Carrot??

i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies

deep dish peat moss

I have similar attractiveness ratings to this girl and honestly I do not believe it

deep dish peat moss

Illegal Carrot posted:

i'll give you a hint: we're a 95% match, 5% enemies

Do you wanna get married soon, maybe?

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I have similar attractiveness ratings to this girl and honestly I do not believe it



i can't believe ur that ugly either :twisted:

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post your pics here for us to judge instead of posting those of some poor random girl

deep dish peat moss

this was my main pic at the time and you can see why I'm surprised to be compared to even moderately attractive girls



then I switched to this ugly pic w/ my dog and the messages started flowing in?



Waht the hell

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this was my main pic at the time and you can see why I'm surprised to be compared to even moderately attractive girls



ugh ew

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this is going straight into goonlulz

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deep dish peat moss

Ugly goon says he's ugly and proves it, Goonlulz-worthy

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