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Real talk, golf owns. if you don't ply it, you should start
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"A good walk, ruined" -Mark twan
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Jun 8, 2014 04:37
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Putt a golf ball into my gaping anus
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Jun 8, 2014 04:37
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golf is unnecessarily expensive, op
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Jun 8, 2014 04:38
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golf is a piece of poo poo sport for elitists that takes up way too much land and water
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Jun 8, 2014 04:38
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wow you guys don't like golf but it's fun and you can win money gambling in it if you get good.
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Jun 8, 2014 04:41
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Moridin920 posted:golf is a piece of poo poo sport for elitists that takes up way too much land and water if golf is a sport then frisbee golf is a sport
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Jun 8, 2014 04:48
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Country clubs are suffering because while they were a status symbol for an older generation, younger people see them as an 80 year old's activity and won't pay huge money to watch grandpa drink scotch and piss his depends in the clubhouse
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Jun 8, 2014 04:49
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naem posted:-Mark twan mah spirit animule
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Jun 8, 2014 04:50
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jackyl posted:Real talk, golf owns. if you don't ply it, you should start Rich gently caress. You're going down along with the capitalist machine!
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Jun 8, 2014 04:51
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Moridin920 posted:golf is a piece of poo poo sport for elitists that takes up way too much land and water lol golf courses actually provide habitat for animals dingus
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Jun 8, 2014 04:53
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redshirt posted:Rich gently caress. You're going down along with the capitalist machine! this unironically
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Jun 8, 2014 04:53
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a creepy colon posted:lol golf courses actually provide habitat for animals dingus yeah like the vietcong groundhog
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Jun 8, 2014 04:53
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a creepy colon posted:lol golf courses actually provide habitat for animals dingus idk what shithole golf courses you live near but the ones in my town hire exterminators and also paved over existing animal habitat to be built
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Jun 8, 2014 04:54
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When the revolution comes, it won't be a good day to be on a golf course.
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Jun 8, 2014 04:54
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well that's dumb because you can gamble and drink I opened my first beer 16 hours ago and won some money as a guest in a different clubs member guest. my clubs member guest, I don't think I've ever lost money
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Jun 8, 2014 04:55
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golf is fun. gonna play chip and putt this thursday. Can't wait!
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Jun 8, 2014 04:55
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Moridin920 posted:idk what shithole golf courses you live near but the ones in my town hire exterminators http://www.usga.org/Content.aspx?id=25900 u r dumb ----------------
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Jun 8, 2014 04:57
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golfing sucks
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Jun 8, 2014 04:58
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jackyl posted:well that's dumb because you can gamble and drink uh huh 
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Jun 8, 2014 04:58
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a creepy colon posted:golfing sucks no you sucks and golf owns
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Jun 8, 2014 04:59
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If I'm going to throw my back out, it has to be for a more worthwhile sport
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Jun 8, 2014 04:59
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lolling using a industry website to prove a golf course is good when it doesn't do anything better than a public park except maybe keep out poors.
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Jun 8, 2014 04:59
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you literally just linked me a pro-golf argument from the USGA website you fool meanwhile golf courses pave over natural biome land all the time in order to provide the animal habitat of short trim grass LOL yeah that's great for all the snakes, birds, coyotes, and such that live out here http://blog.savesfbay.org/2013/09/citys-plan-would-pave-bay-wetlands-with-golf-course-nearly-500-houses/ first link I found searching for "golf courses pave over natural habitat" the fact is the golf course is short trim grass, even if the owners let animals chill there it still has wrecked the natural biome. unless you live in an area that just has rolling green hills as the natural landscape I guess.
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Jun 8, 2014 05:00
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naem posted:"A good walk, ruined" more like mark twat. who is this pretentious fuk
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Jun 8, 2014 05:00
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I spent $700 on a set of clubs but never took lessons. Any advice to become a golf pro? (the clubs are chilling in their bag in my closet, never used them.)
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Jun 8, 2014 05:00
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We should rise up and seize back the land taken by golf courses and build quality low income housing and plant beans and corn and let our children run outside without shoes. To the links, brothers!
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Jun 8, 2014 05:01
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A misanthrope posted:uh huh Im poor as poo poo, and I need my friend, who has 4 kids and is also poor as poo poo, to take me there.
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Jun 8, 2014 05:01
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Golf has a set standard goal for the number of strokes that it should take to complete a hole. This This standard is called par. Totalled up on the 18 holes they refer to this as "par for the course" and matching this is called shooting even. 99.9% of people who ever play golf will never shoot even par on a regulation 18-hole course (which is a score of 72.) Not only this, a majority of golfers will never even break 100. Whoever came up with par at the level it's at is a cruel bastard.
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Jun 8, 2014 05:03
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:Im poor as poo poo, and I need my friend, who has 4 kids and is also poor as poo poo, to take me there. kill and eat some rich people while you're there, thnks
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Jun 8, 2014 05:03
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I like it when hidden camera shows gently caress with golfers because they always throw a tantrum and try to murder the person who is annoying them.
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Jun 8, 2014 05:04
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golf is a great way to line yourself up for some prime cocktail waitress slopfucks if you're into that sort of thing (or so I've heard)
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Jun 8, 2014 05:04
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FreudianSlippers posted:I like it when hidden camera shows gently caress with golfers because they always throw a tantrum and try to murder the person who is annoying them. jackass was the best: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7C1Pr4AU2wc
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Jun 8, 2014 05:05
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A misanthrope posted:kill and eat some rich people while you're there, thnks at the public park were gonna play chip and putt. Ok. The geese might get angry though
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Jun 8, 2014 05:05
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When I play golf I do so covertly, and am really loving everything up. I like shooting early at the old rich fucks in front of me. Also, tearing huge divots and making big canyons in sand traps. Finally, I like wading into water and collecting golf balls.
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Jun 8, 2014 05:05
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Huge Fucker Bitch posted:I spent $700 on a set of clubs but never took lessons. Any advice to become a golf pro? I'm not a pro but for getting better I recommend the hammer game You play dollar skins with carry overs and tpresses automatically accepted if you're down then the hammer works like the backgammon doubling cube. If you hammer, the hole bet either doubles or your opponent concedes the hole bet. you get a few hammers carry overs and presses, next thing you know you're playing a single hole for like five hundred bucks
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Jun 8, 2014 05:08
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jackyl posted:I'm not a pro but for getting better I recommend the hammer game he spent $700 on clubs. He never won a game in his life.
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Jun 8, 2014 05:10
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Pumpy Muffinz posted:he spent $700 on clubs. He never won a game in his life. it's a good point you're making
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Jun 8, 2014 05:13
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Personally I prefer t-pones. The dialer's much the same but wwithout hammers, you do the shine-poke and with every turkey grond you have to super nail them bogies. Put your balls in teh hole
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naem posted:Personally I prefer t-pones. The dialer's much the same but wwithout hammers, you do the shine-poke and with every turkey grond you have to super nail them bogies. Put your balls in teh hole yeah
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