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What is LeBron James' best nickname? This poll is closed.
The King	15	13.27%
LeBronze	9	7.96%
LeCramp	20	17.70%
LeChamp	0	0%
LeIDon'tGiveAShitWhatYouCallMeBecauseIMakeWayMoreMoneyThanYou	19	16.81%
Cleveland Sucks	44	38.94%
Other (explain)	6	5.31%
Total:	113 votes

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Someone is taking things a little too seriously.

Also I would pay money to see Wade and Manu have a flop-off.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:20

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# ? May 17, 2024 13:58

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

ginobili is preparing a strongly-worded letter to the nba about wade damaging the integrity of the nba with his unmanly flopping display

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:21

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

Declan MacManus posted:

Just checking in to see if Errant Gin Monks and PantsFreeZone are at each other's throats yet

oh hey look at that

We aren't at each other's throats. we just have different opinions of wades flopping.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:21

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

I thought I solved this flopping and fanbase deal

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:21

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Excuse me the league solved this 'flopping' phenomenon fans claim exists.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:21

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

SeannieDarko posted:

Also I would pay money to see Wade and Manu have a flop-off.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:21

Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

PantsFreeZone posted:

Ah the irony of a Spurs fan calling anyone out for flopping.

You are the death of irony. The Miami defense has been extremely grabby. It's how they made that second quarter run. Hold all the Spurs and get a few calls on the offensive end.

I can't really blame you though. Heat blogs have been saying the Heat's secret weapon is Wade's 3 point shooting, despite him being one of the worst 3 point shooters ever. It's like the heat fanbase are professional know-nothings.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:21

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

MourningView posted:

A fanbase that has spent over a decade rooting for Ginobli griping about flopping is so awesome.

The only thing that would be better would be seeing Bruce Bowen abusing the poo poo out of whichever Heat player he'd be guarding.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:22

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

attackmole posted:

Man I want some of that Lebron flavoured soda.

It's good

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:22

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

BGrifter posted:

This is the best thing. If basketball is always like this I'll have to watch more.

Italy is in the world cup, you'd love them.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:22

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

R.D. Mangles posted:

Best flop gif of all time:

Chris Pauls triple lutz is also a wonderful flop gif.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:22

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

SeannieDarko posted:

Someone is taking things a little too seriously.

Also I would pay money to see Wade and Manu have a flop-off.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:22

Aye Doc: Jul 19, 2007

personally I think flopping is cool and wish it would continue and in fact be seen even more frequently and by players even worse at it. i want to see hasheem thabeet devote the rest of his career to becoming a master flopsmith

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:22

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

What the hell blog said that about Wade's three-point shooting :stare:

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Bashez posted:

You are the death of irony. The Miami defense has been extremely grabby. It's how they made that second quarter run. Hold all the Spurs and get a few calls on the offensive end.

I can't really blame you though. Heat blogs have been saying the Heat's secret weapon is Wade's 3 point shooting, despite him being one of the worst 3 point shooters ever. It's like the heat fanbase are professional know-nothings.

Your face is a flop.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

I have a hard time believing any family is lame enough to play a KFC bucket game.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

Wiccan Wasteland: Oct 15, 2012

Rick posted:

It's good

Better than Shaq's soda?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

Nadir: Apr 12, 2003; It's only up from here

R.D. Mangles posted:

This is mesmerizing

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

Declan MacManus: Sep 1, 2011; damn i'm really in this bitch

Aye Doc posted:

personally I think flopping is cool and wish it would continue and in fact be seen even more frequently and by players even worse at it. i want to see hasheem thabeet devote the rest of his career to becoming a master flopsmith

I like Flopping it is fun

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Aye Doc posted:

personally I think flopping is cool and wish it would continue and in fact be seen even more frequently and by players even worse at it. i want to see hasheem thabeet devote the rest of his career to becoming a master flopsmith

big man flopping is awesome and Asik is the best

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:23

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

AfterFather posted:

Better than Shaq's soda?

Can confirm that Shaq soda is really really not good.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

illcendiary: Dec 4, 2005; Damn, this is good coffee.

Also the Spurs are playing p badly and I'm expecting a nice 20 point loss upcoming. A few James Jones threes tossed in for good measure

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

Canopus250: Feb 18, 2005; You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!

The last second leg flail is really the best part of it.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

Twat McTwatterson: May 31, 2011

AfterFather posted:

Better than Shaq's soda?

shaqs soda is 300 loving calories a can.

like 80 grams of sugar.

for 99c

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Nadir posted:

This is mesmerizing

In my head Yakety Sax
is playing.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Everyone should be looking up to Wade and Manu as beacons of hope. They are evolving the sport to something greater than themselves

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

Rick: Feb 23, 2004; When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

AfterFather posted:

Better than Shaq's soda?

It's really close but I think I prefer Lebron because it's Sprite at its core and Sprite is really good.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:24

Lessail: Apr 1, 2011; tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again

p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

oh god this new singing thing is like a weird reality show big brother

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

how many more singing competition shows do we need

MourningView posted:

Can confirm that Shaq soda is really really not good.

same

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

MourningView posted:

Can confirm that Shaq soda is really really not good.

Does it taste like his rear end? Maybe he was trying to sell soda with his rap to Kobe.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

old dog child posted:

Everyone should be looking up to Wade and Manu as beacons of hope. They are evolving the sport to something greater than themselves

Are they the heroes we need, but don't deserve?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Shaq Soda is what you get if you're super stoned and forgot your wallet when you walked to 711 but still somehow had some change on you

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

PantsFreeZone: May 31, 2013; by Nyc_Tattoo

Twat McTwatterson posted:

shaqs soda is 300 loving calories a can.

like 80 grams of sugar.

for 99c

They need to hook LeBron up to an IV of that poo poo. He sits and the Heat fall apart. -31 in his non-court minutes.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

Mr. Mambold: Feb 13, 2011; Aha. Nice post.

Aye Doc posted:

hasheem thabeet: master flopsmith

Say that 5 times

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:25

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

I want to see LeBron dunk on Linoel Messi really bad.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:26

Ribsauce: Jul 29, 2006; Blacks in the back.

holy crap I can be the judge????? Where is this app?

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:26

Bashez: Jul 19, 2004

Canopus250 posted:

The last second leg flail is really the best part of it.

It's the only part of it. He falls because he puts steps on Bell's foot. The leg kick is the "flop" part.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:26

EvanTH: Apr 24, 2004; i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Eltoasto posted:

Italy is in the world cup, you'd love them.

double flops or "dives" as the Euros call 'em are great, I'll never understand why the Argentinian basketballers all look entirely Italian to me

Omer Asik sending two men flying like a superhero was cool, but basketball seriously got nothing on soccer because it's not nearly as useful to lay on the ground and try to stop play

edit shoot was trying to post this

and the harden/manu

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:26

Dr. Furious: Jan 11, 2001; KELVIN
My bot don't know nuthin' 'bout no KELVIN

R.D. Mangles posted:

It looks like Ginobli's right foot slips.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:26

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# ? May 17, 2024 13:58

Errant Gin Monks: Oct 2, 2009; "Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch

That commercial was bad until the Goth kid started pop locking. Then it got amusing.

# ? Jun 9, 2014 02:27

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