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What is LeBron James' best nickname?
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The King 15 13.27%
LeBronze 9 7.96%
LeCramp 20 17.70%
LeChamp 0 0%
LeIDon'tGiveAShitWhatYouCallMeBecauseIMakeWayMoreMoneyThanYou 19 16.81%
Cleveland Sucks 44 38.94%
Other (explain) 6 5.31%
Total: 113 votes
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Vanilla Mint Ice
Jul 17, 2007

A raccoon is not finished when he is defeated. He is finished when he quits.
kool thxs for the sportscenter update

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Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
what is up with this hand transformer commercial

Twat McTwatterson
May 31, 2011
god i hate all mcdonalds commercials

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Speaking of flopping La coup de monde is coming up

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


SeannieDarko posted:

Are they the heroes we need, but don't deserve?

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become an announcer

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Twat McTwatterson posted:

god i hate all mcdonalds commercials

bushes
Nov 6, 2003

Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes
Whatever these guys are amateurs. Vlade Divac will always be a professional at flopping.

hellzno
Jan 15, 2008

Primo

Twat McTwatterson posted:

shaqs soda is 300 loving calories a can.

like 80 grams of sugar.

for 99c

For the keeeedzzz

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.

Twat McTwatterson posted:

god i hate all mcdonalds commercials
they're all so bland and soulless. that's how you know they're evil

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
Soccer needs a rule that for every minute you lay on the ground like Lee Harvey Oswald just got you is a minute you have to spend on the sideline watching the game go on without you.

JesusSinfulHands
Oct 24, 2007
Sartre and Russell are my heroes
Bored at halftime and checking out some stats, and I had no idea that Justin Hamilton was white

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


i want to see pop stonewall those kids

"books," he said then walked out of the room

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
That NBA cares commercial is lying. We all know Pop is just going to stare at that kid until he goes into a corner and reads a book.

Mr. Mambold
Feb 13, 2011

Aha. Nice post.



MourningView posted:

I want to see LeBron dunk on Linoel Messi really bad.

He could probably dunk Lionel Messi.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Imagine how many sorta sexy but kinda ugly Eastern European women Vlade was with.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

euphronius posted:

Speaking of flopping La coup de monde is coming up

we ain't winning poo poo this year, are we

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

illcendiary posted:

What the hell blog said that about Wade's three-point shooting :stare:

hot hot hoops said that he's good enough at it and it should open up space in the finals. Elhassan was on truehoop saying Wade is a pretty good 3 point shooter. Abbott pushed back and he just repeated himself as if it was a valid though. Some dude's personal blog was raving about it, but the dude is a nobody so who gives a poo poo.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

MourningView posted:

A fanbase that has spent over a decade rooting for Ginobli griping about flopping is so awesome.
Except poo poo, at least Manu's usually a convincing flopper, doubleflops aside. That delayed reaction from Wade was as wack and obvious as him sprawled on the floor at the end of that Dallas finals game. If you're going to flop then at least have the decency to do it semi-convincingly/artfully. It was a bad flop.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd
Here it is, the student attempting to kill the master

Suave Fedora
Jun 10, 2004
The verdict is in: this is a game of the "good" variety.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bashez posted:

hot hot hoops said that he's good enough at it and it should open up space in the finals. Elhassan was on truehoop saying Wade is a pretty good 3 point shooter. Abbott pushed back and he just repeated himself as if it was a valid though. Some dude's personal blog was raving about it, but the dude is a nobody so who gives a poo poo.

Charles Barkley said your women are fat.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

Suave Fedora posted:

The verdict is in: this is a game of the "good" variety.

only good :(

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:

PantsFreeZone posted:

Charles Barkley said your women are fat.

They are.

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?

Mr. Mambold posted:

He could probably dunk Lionel Messi.

Someone teach LeBron to play soccer so I can watch him soar over 5 foot tall Argentinians on headers.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Les bleus are missing crazy Algerians

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



TheFallenEvincar posted:

Except poo poo, at least Manu's usually a convincing flopper, doubleflops aside. That delayed reaction from Wade was as wack and obvious as him sprawled on the floor at the end of that Dallas finals game. If you're going to flop then at least have the decency to do it semi-convincingly.

there is absolutely zero fun and entertainment value in players trying to flop convincingly. the positive side of flopping is made up entirely of the fact that when people suck at it, it's hilarious

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

PantsFreeZone posted:

Charles Barkley said your women are fat.

Lol @ Charles calling people fat.

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


Chalmers just ran past all the spurs.

Canopus250
Feb 18, 2005

You guys are taking me along this time? Right? Wait Shaundi is going? This is bullshit man!

He seems like a good expert on the topic.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
man duncan is pretty good a tipping sometimes

glowing-fish
Feb 18, 2013

Keep grinding,
I hope you level up! :)
I kind of lost track, but I think that rebound just secured Duncan either a tie, or the lead, for most playoff double doubles?

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
Chris Bosh is a really good defensive player in a lot of ways but he cannot guard Tim Duncan, like, at all.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Bullshit call.

PantsFreeZone
May 31, 2013

by Nyc_Tattoo
Fine Danny Green for jumping on a Wade shot fake.

Ribsauce
Jul 29, 2006

Blacks in the back.
How can the NBA not figure out a way to get rid of these jumping into players fouls?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Jesus christ ref that was RIGHT in front of you

nachos
Jun 27, 2004

Wario Chalmers! WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
This really is rigged, wade stopped getting that call years ago

Dilber
Mar 27, 2007

TFLC
(Trophy Feline Lifting Crew)


Where was the complaint when Parker did the same thing in the first?

hellzno
Jan 15, 2008

Primo

Ribsauce posted:

How can the NBA not figure out a way to get rid of these jumping into players fouls?

I thought they changed it already (Kevin Martin rule). I guess its impossible to enforce perfectly, especially on the Heat.

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Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:
Wow they finally called that on James.

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