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Harlock
Jan 15, 2006

Tap "A" to drink!!!

All Hail Xbox

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mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

They called the third Xbox the Xbox One

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...

Rad Valtar posted:

What are the chances Microsoft doesn't open or close with Call of Duty?

They are contractually obligated to make a big announcement about at least three different franchises with yearly releases, so one million percent.

Kewpuh
Oct 22, 2003

when i dip you dip we dip
phil spencer spotted

HeyMrDeadMan
Mar 10, 2007

is a swell guy
I am so loving ready to be disappointed.

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
I'm predicting a Cortana hologram on stage at some point

Orv
May 4, 2011

Harlock posted:

All Hail Xbox



What the gently caress is all this Cirque de Solei poo poo?

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Never mind, I can't watch the Gametrailers stream, I just tried and it's embarrassing.

Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages

HeyMrDeadMan posted:

I am so loving ready to be disappointed.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

I said come in! posted:

Never mind, I can't watch the Gametrailers stream, I just tried and it's embarrassing.

Looks like someone doesn't understand the true meaning of E3.

GameTrailers "hype" intro not even mentioning Nintendo. Good job.

revdrkevind
Dec 15, 2013
ASK:lol: ME:lol: ABOUT:lol: MY :lol:TINY :lol:DICK

also my opinion on :females:
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StarkRavingMad posted:

I'm predicting a Cortana hologram on stage at some point

Good call. This is now the bar by which this conference shall be judged.

Also, her breasts must be much larger than in any previous Halo game for this to count. I'm 50/50 on whether she'll have cameltoe.

Orv
May 4, 2011
Spike's intro video seems to imply Cyberpunk 2077 will show up, I'd be pretty okay with that.

EC
Jul 10, 2001

The Legend
Is the GiantBomb stream down for anyone else? :(

Regy Rusty
Apr 26, 2010

THE FIGHT FOR THE FUTURE OF GAMING

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Suspicious Cook posted:

Looks like someone doesn't understand the true meaning of E3.

I get what you're saying, and I can't put my finger on what it is but something about it is a different level of terrible that I can't tolerate, where I can handle these press conferences that are about to happen.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Remember, if there's not something that makes you regret spending your time keeping track of this poo poo, it's not a real E3.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Round 2

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Bigass Moth posted:

They are contractually obligated to make a big announcement about at least three different franchises with yearly releases, so one million percent.

Shouldn't it be a millionth of a percent

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

EC posted:

Is the GiantBomb stream down for anyone else? :(

They just haven't started the video feed yet, probably still getting ready. The chat just went live on it, so they're getting going.

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
afficial microsoft e3 2014 theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kgjkth6BRRY

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Holy poo poo this Tretton montage is blowin my fuckin mind.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG

GAME ON(tm)

Orv
May 4, 2011
Jack Tretton being your headline act is uh... maybe stop there guys.

Bigass Moth
Mar 6, 2004

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...
This is a warzone, video games are extremely serious. Now, let's talk about future failed technology, the Oculus Rift!

ForeverSmug
Oct 9, 2012

What is this lamborghini poo poo on the Official Xbox E3 Media Breifing (tm)?

TARDISman
Oct 28, 2011



That Jack Tretton montage was a work of loving art.

Motto
Aug 3, 2013

Oh boy, everything from Homefront to Call of Duty!

Organs
Feb 13, 2014

GameTrailers stream has nosedived in quality, any other streams holding out better?

Orv
May 4, 2011
ORCISH TRIBAL POLITICS

al-azad
May 28, 2009



I can't loving wait for Microsoft original programming like Pac-Man Trash Hunters and Quantum Break the TV Show! Original video games? That's for chumps.

Abrasive Obelisk
May 2, 2013

I joined th
ROVPACK IN THE HOOUUUUSE!
:vince:
he still knows...

Organs posted:

GameTrailers stream has nosedived in quality, any other streams holding out better?

Twitch is dead.l

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
Handlebars.

Suspicious Cook
Oct 9, 2012

Onward to burgers!

Organs posted:

GameTrailers stream has nosedived in quality, any other streams holding out better?

I thought that was just doing it automatically because I have Giant Bomb's open simultaneously. It's looking better now, though, so it must have been on their end.

Or did, it's just doing whatever.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Organs posted:

GameTrailers stream has nosedived in quality, any other streams holding out better?

The twitch stream went offline.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

Giantbomb went down RIP

Biggie Shorty
Oct 8, 2008
What stream is everyone watching? I was going to do twitch but they haven't started and someone already just drove up in a Lambo in the official stream.

Dude said the Aventador cost over a million. I don' think that was true.

Sky Shadowing
Feb 13, 2012

At least we're not the Thalmor (yet)
Today is the day I want to see the life support unplugged and for the console war to end less than a year in.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012
Has there been an E3 where the streams didn't go to poo poo at some point or other?

Morby
Sep 6, 2007
Working from home, so watching this on Spike. Curious to see what MS will announce. Seems like a lot of their big announcements have already been released (ie. price drop).

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Charles Martel
Mar 7, 2007

"The Hero of the Age..."

The hero of all ages
Shadow of Mordor is showing on Spike. Don't know what to think about this one.

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