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do you think soccer would be more exciting if we counted each goal as 7 points? or had the players wear pads and hit each other? or gave them long rests after every 5 or 6 seconds of play?
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Jun 16, 2014 13:45
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Yes.
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Jun 16, 2014 13:52
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Cheerleaders but only for countries with attractive ladies, sorry England, Poland, Japan, and South Korea.
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Jun 16, 2014 13:54
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vyst posted:Yes.
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Jun 16, 2014 13:55
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Minefields.texaholic posted:Cheerleaders but only for countries with attractive ladies, sorry England, Poland, Japan, and South Korea. Keira Knightley, the paedophiles first crush Emma Watson and Kate Winslet are all ugly. Yes. You can't just count 5 pics taken of some lovely ghetto proles and go "yup, stereotype confirmed". Also South Korea is in your list of uggos, get outahear. You're bad at seaching for hotties or something. Regarde Aduck fucked around with this message at 14:00 on Jun 16, 2014 |
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Jun 16, 2014 13:55
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Yep. Also people who flop/act like a little bitch, will get knocked the gently caress out later on.
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Jun 16, 2014 13:57
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If a player is on the ground, other players are allowed to kick them until play is stopped.
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Jun 16, 2014 13:59
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The ball is on fire.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:02
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you're only allowed to use your head
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Jun 16, 2014 14:05
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it would be good if there were plays, less corrupt calls, less flops right now its just a bunch of eurotrash running around kicking balls and flopping on eachothers dicks a disturbing number of times.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:08
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Every fan gets a banana when entering the stadium. Every player gets a gun, the catch is players can't use the guns unless the fans throw the banana on the field. So fans can enjoy a tasty banana or get their section peppered with small arms fire.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:10
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breaks every 5 minutes for commercial, tackles are now not just allowed but encouraged, the finals of the world cup are in a series of 7 games, no more referees its all machines, no draws allowed, if theres a draw it goes to penalties always end of story. no more offside rule. hell yeah, soccer would be p. ftw then in this americans opinion
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Jun 16, 2014 14:12
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I agree players need more rest and steroids. Also commercials must be played during these rests. Also there should be more whiteboards with elaborate lines drawn on them. I hope this helps to revitalize the struggling sport of football that hardly has any viewers at all.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:14
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everyone who played it was gay
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Jun 16, 2014 14:15
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Jun 16, 2014 14:16
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Captain Matchbox posted:everyone who played it was gay
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Jun 16, 2014 14:18
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I want to play this so very much.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:19
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Soccer would be a million times more watchable if they would. Make the field a third smaller. Get rid of the offside rule. Penalize flopping. Also it cracks me up every time someone talks about how much football players rest. In football every player on both teams is moving with explosive energy when the ball in play. In soccer most of the time at least 60 percent of the team is standing around picking their rear end while the ball is on another part of the field.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:27
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HarlanHell posted:In soccer most of the time at least 60 percent of the team is standing around picking their rear end while the ball is on another part of the field. Only in noob tier (US) leagues.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:29
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HarlanHell posted:Soccer would be a million times more watchable if they would. lol quote:Get rid of the offside rule. lmfao quote:Penalize flopping. thats fair quote:Also it cracks me up every time someone talks about how much football players rest. In football every player on both teams is moving with explosive energy when the ball in play. In soccer most of the time at least 60 percent of the team is standing around picking their rear end while the ball is on another part of the field. you have never watched a game of soccer in your life, brother.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:31
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more dick grabbing please        
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Jun 16, 2014 14:31
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Fucker posted:breaks every 5 minutes for commercial, tackles are now not just allowed but encouraged, the finals of the world cup are in a series of 7 games, no more referees its all machines, no draws allowed, if theres a draw it goes to penalties always end of story. lol
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Jun 16, 2014 14:34
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soccer is for giant homos op so idk why you dont like it
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Jun 16, 2014 14:36
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 This guy needs the bravery of Michael Sam
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Jun 16, 2014 14:36
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Dude WTF is with the dick grabbing? I thought it was a joke but it clearly is not.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:38
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This is the cool school you wish you went to.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:42
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Fucker posted:lol Thanks for breaking down my post and explaining why a smaller field, and getting rid of offside wouldn't improve the game. I have watched soccer. It was OK but, the only time I can watch a whole game is if I'm there in the stadium. Soccer on TV sucks.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:42
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proof of concept posted:more dick grabbing please Hobohemian posted:Dude WTF is with the dick grabbing? I thought it was a joke but it clearly is not.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:42
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HarlanHell posted:
texaholic posted:Every fan gets a banana when entering the stadium. Every player gets a gun, the catch is players can't use the guns unless the fans throw the banana on the field. So fans can enjoy a tasty banana or get their section peppered with small arms fire.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:43
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ok seriously what is up with the dick grabbing
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Jun 16, 2014 14:46
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the best thing about european football by far is playing it then a distant second is being in a pub with friends and drink beer while the game is playing and just chat when poo poo gets boring (which will happen a lot)
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Jun 16, 2014 14:47
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rezatahs posted:ok seriously what is up with the dick grabbing its just there and flappin about i mean what are you gonna do, not go for it? 
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Jun 16, 2014 14:48
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HarlanHell posted:Thanks for breaking down my post and explaining why a smaller field, and getting rid of offside wouldn't improve the game.
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Jun 16, 2014 14:49
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Twee as gently caress posted:the best thing about european football by far is playing it then a distant second is being in a pub with friends and drink beer while the game is playing and just chat when poo poo gets boring (which will happen a lot) How would you know what it's like to hang out with friends?
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Jun 16, 2014 14:50
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Hobohemian posted:How would you know what it's like to hang out with friends? after decades of doing it pretty much daily i'm starting to get the hang of it really
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Jun 16, 2014 14:51
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Hobohemian posted:Dude WTF is with the dick grabbing? I thought it was a joke but it clearly is not. you don't understand the beautiful game rezatahs posted:ok seriously what is up with the dick grabbing you don't understand the beautiful game
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Jun 16, 2014 14:54
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proof of concept posted:more dick grabbing please
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Jun 16, 2014 15:02
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jBrereton posted:Big pitch means big spaces for things to happen in. Offside rule stops goalhanging like you get in kiddo football, where two players are going to constantly sit around in the penalty area ready to strike if there's any kind of ball upfield. This also means you don't get two defenders constantly sitting back, making it a 7v7 thing on a teeny tiny pitch, gently caress that. Counter. The field is too big, and things don't happen very often. I think a third reduction would speed up play, and lead to more spectacular ball handling and attempts on goal. Guys hanging by the goal would means their team doesn't have as many people playing defense, and on a smaller more compact field without the offside rule that could be huge a problem. Getting rid of offside creates more chances for break away plays where its just a one on one between player and goalie.
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Jun 16, 2014 15:04
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HarlanHell posted:Counter. The field is too big, and things don't happen very often. I think a third reduction would speed up play, and lead to more spectacular ball handling and attempts on goal. Guys hanging by the goal would means their team doesn't have as many people playing defense, and on a smaller more compact field without the offside rule that could be huge a problem. Getting rid of offside creates more chances for break away plays where its just a one on one between player and goalie. this game already exists and it's called futsal and it hasn't supplanted the real thing yet nor will it
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Jun 16, 2014 15:07
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improved soccer already exists, its called hockey there is literally no reason to continue to watch soccer in tyool 2014
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