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King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet
What's with all the heartfelt apologies and boo hoo-ing

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

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Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
i thought itd be all fart jokes and aoogah car noises but hes genuinely apologetic + scarin me

Ramsus
Sep 14, 2002

by Hand Knit
He's sorry for your posts

Oil of Paris
Feb 13, 2004

100% DIRTY

Nap Ghost
Lowtax cares about these forums

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

Lowtax doesn't use drugs, that was a bottle of Lipitor

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

King of Internet posted:

What's with all the heartfelt apologies and boo hoo-ing

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

It's true. Autistic people can't pick up sarcasm.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

King of Internet posted:

What's with all the heartfelt apologies and boo hoo-ing

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

your mom's a fart joke

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!

King of Internet posted:

Where are the fart jokes lowtax

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
I just wish lowtax would have added a poll to his apology thread with a goku option for me to vote

GelatinSkeleton
May 31, 2013

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:

Lowtax doesn't use drugs, that was a bottle of Lipitor

man gets jacked on lipitor and raw rear end wines

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
i heard he does it cause he likes the way it makes his veins feel
hosed up if true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!

SniperWoreConverse posted:

i heard he does it cause he likes the way it makes his veins feel
hosed up if true

Well booze thins the blood lowering blood pressure, combine that with the Lips (what the kids call em these days) and he'll be feeling pretty unpressureized in the blood regions.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
they call it "airlockin" cause it makes you feel like you stepped into space with no suit on.

lowtax please dont do it anymore you can get distorted vision or go temporarily blind, pass out, have seizures, dysautonomia, or even die.
you too goons at home it's a bad idea and doesn't make you feel like some kind of unstoppable doom metal space juggernaut at all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

SniperWoreConverse posted:

they call it "airlockin" cause it makes you feel like you stepped into space with no suit on.

lowtax please dont do it anymore you can get distorted vision or go temporarily blind, pass out, have seizures, dysautonomia, or even die.
you too goons at home it's a bad idea and doesn't make you feel like some kind of unstoppable doom metal space juggernaut at all.

that sounds cool

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lowtax let his cat run across the keyboard agin

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!
Don't do it man, it's a gateway statin. Next thing you know your out on the streets mainlining Zocor just to get that same Juggernaut like high.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Pobama posted:

Don't do it man, it's a gateway statin. Next thing you know your out on the streets mainlining Zocor just to get that same Juggernaut like high.

I need it! Take my pain away, Crestor.

PlantRobot
Feb 13, 2010
you know where all the "research chemicals" come from

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

SniperWoreConverse posted:

unstoppable doom metal space juggernaut

Cesar Cedeno
May 9, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 641 days!

SniperWoreConverse is a funny fucken dude. I'd say make him a mod or something, but that seems to ruin peoples lives and poo poo, so I'm not sure I want to put that dark hex on him.

Also I'm all hosed up on some Coors "The Banquet Beer" Lite and Altoprev so you know how that makes ya.

Cesar Cedeno fucked around with this message at 04:15 on Jun 17, 2014

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
lowtax is Chinese now

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

uG posted:

lowtax is Chinese now

soon we'll all be chinese

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

A misanthrope posted:

soon we'll all be chinese

me play joke

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Ilikedirt posted:

me play joke

lol pee pee

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
Your posting makes him sad

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
High on life and friendship. Lowtax cares about you and these forums. Accept it. Embrace it.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Probably the fault of FOX news reporters.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

leonard j crabs just called me and said lowtax is dead and i just inherited the forums. questions, comments, suggestions?

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

can i be a mod i am probably fat and ugly enough

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

do you want to be a mod or an admin? have you been convicted of rape?

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lonesomedwarf posted:

can i be a mod i am probably fat and ugly enough

ur smell should be a physical force if not, l8r brah

Giraffe
Dec 12, 2005

Soiled Meat

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
computer duster isn't cheap

bushes
Nov 6, 2003

Kids running around naked fuckin' in the bushes
He found peace in China in atheism. This is now the Lowtax Appreciation Station. Let us ponder- where would we be without the forums?

Bondage
Jun 9, 2008

by Ralp
who is lowtax? is he that unfunny guy with the kinky Jew hair and embarrassing YouTube videos that he makes with that creepy dude schmorky?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
WAS LOWTAX ON CNN?

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

bushes posted:

He found peace in China in atheism. This is now the Lowtax Appreciation Station. Let us ponder- where would we be without the forums?

I would be dead.

I mean, probably. I'd go outside way more and that poo poo's dangerous.

King of Internet
Nov 16, 2013

High King Internet of Internet

Rambling Robot posted:

WAS LOWTAX ON CNN?

He was on Fox

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mysterious frankie
Jan 11, 2009

This displeases Dev- ..van. Shut up.
lowtax, more like hightax.

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