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but the last few drops always end up in my pants. Why isn't there a moisture aid for the active goon?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:17 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 03:24 |
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cut off you're penis
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:21 |
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but then the bleeding will stain my pants more sounds counterproductive
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:25 |
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just tell ppl you have transitioned and you're having ur first period
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:29 |
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this will solve everything everything
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:32 |
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A misanthrope posted:this will solve everything does it also mind the stepchildren?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:35 |
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pipe cleaner. duh. it's like you haven't thought about this at all.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:39 |
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Just roll a piece of toilet paper and shove it into your dilzhole that's what I the gorilla man do hth
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:40 |
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i was thinking more of the chip clip route. i like to keep it fresh. for the ladies.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:41 |
it's called tp you dope, it's not like you HAVE to use a urinal
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:43 |
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:it's called tp you dope, it's not like you HAVE to use a urinal yeah but how am i supposed to stare at other mens junk in public then mr smarypants
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 12:45 |
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A misanthrope posted:this will solve everything It's all fun and games until someone gets their dick ripped off.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:03 |
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Necrocult posted:It's all fun and games until someone gets their dick ripped off. in the future robot sex workers will eliminate the risk of STDs but drastically increase the risk of genital mutilation also their appendages are pretty cold
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 13:05 |
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A misanthrope posted:also their appendages are pretty cold It would be only a tiny proportion of the total cost of the machine to put heating coils and a thermocouple in the "hands" to keep it constantly at human body temperature. But what would be creepier: ice cold robot hands holding your junk, or robot hands that are suspiciously and comfortably warm?
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:16 |
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Just dab at your dick with a piece of toilet paper, pretend you are a pretty lady while you do it.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:52 |
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A misanthrope posted:this will solve everything I don't want to be around this thing.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 14:52 |
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Peeni-Pads
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:15 |
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Big puff of gold bond delivered straight to the dong
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:29 |
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my nigga have u tried lsd
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:31 |
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if your dong at any time is not as powdered as a french aristocrat's wig then you need to powder some more
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:31 |
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If you wear briefs/boxerbriefs, you don't have to be OCD about a few drops which will dry up within 15 minutes. Stop being a bitch about a few drops of urine.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:39 |
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Chris Awful posted:If you wear briefs/boxerbriefs, you don't have to be OCD about a few drops which will dry up within 15 minutes. Stop being a bitch about a few drops of urine. this, but with your bladder's entire contents
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:42 |
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Piss then walk around pantless around the piss room.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:42 |
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Just climb the wall and get your junk right under the hand dryer.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:50 |
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usually after peeing i'll sort of stand on my head but tilt my head forward let my dillz(or dong) flop into my mouth and just stay like that for 10-15 minutesn, and i've never had pants drip
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 15:58 |
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Pleasure to chill posted:cut off you're penis mods, please probate forums poster Pleasure to chill for improper grammar. this isn't aim, shitknuckle
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 16:40 |
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No. I'm literally shaking. gently caress you
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 16:44 |
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shaking never worked for me either. the secret is to squeeze your taint then methodically smush the pee out your penis like you would a tube of toothpaste
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 16:47 |
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i shake around like an epileptic, spraying urine all over the bathroom
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:17 |
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IronClaymore posted:
I don't know! My boner is confused.
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:19 |
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Put on a sweater! It could have different colors, to liven up your life!
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:21 |
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Robotnik Nudes posted:I don't want to be around this thing. But your username???
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:23 |
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LITERALLY SHAKING posted:No. I'm literally shaking. cool
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:30 |
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Dely Apple posted:if your dong at any time is not as powdered as a french aristocrat's wig then you need to powder some more i believe this to be true but i have found the whiter my dick gets the smaller it becomes in turn
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:43 |
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You just have to tongue it real quick-like
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:51 |
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get a prostate exam
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:54 |
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thehacker0 posted:get a prostate exam i do one daily while feeding the cats
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:54 |
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A misanthrope posted:this will solve everything is there a microscope on there? op might need it
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:58 |
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also it burns when i pee and smells of fish. it makes the cats meow at me
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# ? Jun 17, 2014 18:58 |
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porkchop_express posted:also it burns when i pee and smells of fish. it makes the cats meow at me Yer a Wizzer, Harry
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