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It's so much better for all involved. FACT: Men's urine spray is the #1 cause of bathroom funk. Sit down, relax, and have a piss in your own home. Read a book. Look at your hands. Contemplate life. Chill and piss. Rather than aiming - peeing standing up is work! Don't do it in your own home! Of course, the greatness of being male lies in peeing versatility, so if you're at a bar or the game or anywhere, piss standing up and do it loud and proud. But in the comfort of your home, take a load off. Have a seat and a good piss - maybe you'll have a surprise poo poo! You never know. You'll have a better time AND reduce the time needed to clean your toilet/bathroom. Let go of old stereotypes of masculinity and what not and have a seat and a piss!
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it hurts to squat tho
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Jun 17, 2014 22:56
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I prefer kneeling personally.
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Jay-V posted:it hurts to squat tho Go see a doctor.
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Jun 17, 2014 22:58
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gently caress that, i'm a man and i piss standing up and i don't dilute my drinks and i only cry when field of dreams is on or when a childhood pet dies
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Jun 17, 2014 23:00
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I pee in the tub and turn the shower on for a few seconds to wash it away. No big deal.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:00
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God didn't give me this beautiful penis to waste on sitting down. No, I'll stand thank you very much.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:00
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comfort is king
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Jun 17, 2014 23:01
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I only do it when I need to take a dump too because it seems to help. The only "gross" thing about it is having to tuck your thing in.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:02
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As someone who was a janitor for several years, I can say 100% of the time the women's room is nastier than the men's room. Sure men piss on the floor sometimes, but they never stick pads to the walls and they don't hover over the seat and spray liquid poo poo everywhere.
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redshirt posted:
I'd like to see your sources because I'm pretty sure the #1 cause is bloody tampons left to fester in the waste bin.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:03
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Seriously, men's piss spray is the number one cause of bathroom grossness. So not only is pissing standing up more work, but you create more work for yourself down the road. Work less. Have a seat and a piss! #PEESIT
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Jun 17, 2014 23:03
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Having your dick accidentally touch the bowl is the loving worst. Women telling men to sit down should check their loving privilege imho Like, if toilet makers could make a loving properly sized bowl to accommodate my sizable schlong I'd reconsider maybe
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Jun 17, 2014 23:05
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no just no
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Jun 17, 2014 23:06
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redshirt posted:Seriously, men's piss spray is the number one cause of bathroom grossness. This is assuming that we ever clean our bathrooms. (we don't)
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Jun 17, 2014 23:06
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 the classy discreet and clean way to piss
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redshirt posted:Seriously, men's piss spray is the number one cause of bathroom grossness. Still want to see your sources.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:10
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Life Pro Tip: Sit down to pee in the morning to empty your bladder and clear out the morning farts. You'll be ready to start your day!
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redshirt posted:Seriously, men's piss spray is the number one cause of bathroom grossness. lmao if you think that men bathrooms are anywhere near how loving gross and filthy women toilets are
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Jun 17, 2014 23:18
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my dick is too big for that. bad position for the well endowed.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:20
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The more I think about it the more I realize this will hurt the economy that desperately needs jobs because if men start sitting down to piss then there will be less mess and less need to hire custodians. Obviously this is just a ploy by corporations and those in power to lower their labor costs, nice try. #Standforjobs Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 23:23 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:The more I think about it the more I realize this will hurt the economy that desperately needs jobs. If men start sitting down to piss then there will be less mess and less need to hire custodians. How does it feel to join the ranks of the job creators?
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Twee as gently caress posted:lmao if you think that men bathrooms are anywhere near how loving gross and filthy women toilets are Public bathrooms are a whole different arena and I would NOT encourage men to sit and pee at work, at the bar, at a restaurant, etc. I'm talking home bathroom only, or a trusted other bathroom like Mom's or girlfriend's. Of course women are gross but this thread is not about women. It's about men and their peeing habits.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:23
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i just piss out the window it's great for my roses
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Through years of practice I have honed my ability to urinate while sporting a full erection, and this is a very handy skill to have when you wake up with morning wood. My erect penis is FAR too large to be sitting down to pee in the morning. As a side bonus I can go hands free and still aim just fine.
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Wooten posted:and they don't hover over the seat and spray liquid poo poo everywhere. i will never understand why women do this. i am weird as men go and sit as long as there is no sign of piss on the seat even with a public toilet, but i would stick obnoxious signs up about not making GBS threads on the seat in every stall if that were something men did regularly. it's like hello, there is tp you can use to wipe off piss on the seat and if there aren't proper seat covers you can improvise more tp for that job if your butt is too precious for that to be enough, why the gently caress are you still bent on having a harder time making GBS threads properly and possibly soiling yourself when you could just prep a little and then sit down???
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Wooten posted:As someone who was a janitor for several years, I can say 100% of the time the women's room is nastier than the men's room. Sure men piss on the floor sometimes, but they never stick pads to the walls and they don't hover over the seat and spray liquid poo poo everywhere. Male privilege is not having to clean a woman's restroom you bitches are nasty. Also gently caress you OP I only sit in the morning cause I can't see straight yet. Stop being a candy rear end and clean your bathroom.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:i will never understand why women do this. i am weird as men go and sit as long as there is no sign of piss on the seat even with a public toilet, but i would stick obnoxious signs up about not making GBS threads on the seat in every stall if that were something men did regularly. it's like hello, there is tp you can use to wipe off piss on the seat and if there aren't proper seat covers you can improvise more tp for that job if your butt is too precious for that to be enough, why the gently caress are you still bent on having a harder time making GBS threads properly and possibly soiling yourself when you could just prep a little and then sit down??? apparently the incredible technical advance of 'take some tp, get it wet using the faucet then clean the seat then wipe it with some other tp then sit on the toilet' is something they have yet to learn how to get a handle on either that or they just think that making GBS threads on the seat itself and throwing tampons and pads so they stick on the wall is the best course of action.
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Momplestiltskin posted:Through years of practice I have honed my ability to urinate while sporting a full erection, and this is a very handy skill to have when you wake up with morning wood. My erect penis is FAR too large to be sitting down to pee in the morning. As a side bonus I can go hands free and still aim just fine. Of course morning wood is to be considered, but sitting down presents less challenges for most than double or even triple stream pisses.
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Jun 17, 2014 23:31
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I can't sit in a urinal, op
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Jun 17, 2014 23:33
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my dick isn't short and I'm not fat, so it is easy to aim
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pretty surprised other guys don't already know this is the smart thing to do. i only take a standing piss when i'm busy and don't want to stop a few minutes to take a break
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Jun 17, 2014 23:34
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I live in a rural area so I do it outside as often as possible. Nothin like pissin outside to rejuvenate a man's spirit, i tell you hwat.
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Box of Trial posted:I can't sit in a urinal, op You have a urinal in your poo poo box apartment?
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redshirt posted:Seriously, men's piss spray is the number one cause of bathroom grossness. This man is right and if you bothered to clean your disgusting bathrooms you'd have figured this out long ago.
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redshirt posted:Of course morning wood is to be considered, but sitting down presents less challenges for most than double or even triple stream pisses. That's a good point redshirt; the double stream and the triple stream (the hydra, as I like to call it) is a loving disaster for any man's bathroom, and you can rarely see it coming. Then you have to make yourself stop peeing, and stopping mid-piss is one of the most unpleasant feelings a man can experience.
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redshirt posted:Seriously, men's piss spray is the number one cause of bathroom grossness. Pissing standing up requires less work on my part since all I have to do is unzip, whip out my schlong and let er rip. Sitting down requires me to unzip, unbutton and pull my pants down to sit and then do it all again. You might as well whip while your down there since you obviously have a tiny vagina. Momplestiltskin posted:That's a good point redshirt; the double stream and the triple stream (the hydra, as I like to call it) is a loving disaster for any man's bathroom, and you can rarely see it coming. Then you have to make yourself stop peeing, and stopping mid-piss is one of the most unpleasant feelings a man can experience. Fister Ardennes fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Jun 17, 2014 |
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Momplestiltskin posted:That's a good point redshirt; the double stream and the triple stream (the hydra, as I like to call it) is a loving disaster for any man's bathroom, and you can rarely see it coming. Then you have to make yourself stop peeing, and stopping mid-piss is one of the most unpleasant feelings a man can experience. this happens when the dick aperture is incorrectly positioned, but the urine pressure is too low to set up the correct laminar flow. You can apply a little sideways pressure for < 1 second and your issue should resolve itself. For "stuck dick" situations (usually caused by too tight pants or you fell asleep on your dick weird) you may have to give it a quick once over beforehand.
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