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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine
it won't work out

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Who's on top?

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

3 olives duh

SpazmasterX
Jul 13, 2006

Wrong about everything XIV related
~fartz~

no he's on first

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
will it be consensual?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

lowtax is on top because three olives always brags about how good of a power bottom he is. 'yeah well in my condo I like to drink dirty 'tinis and bottom the latest boy' I clearly remember him posting something like that

porkchop_express
May 27, 2004
will the reach around be ironic? this is important tia

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

mookface posted:

lowtax is on top because three olives always brags about how good of a power bottom he is. 'yeah well in my condo I like to drink dirty 'tinis and bottom the latest boy' I clearly remember him posting something like that

tbh that kind of gets my motor running

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
the best part about old GBS blowing up is 3O posts less

FatCow
Apr 22, 2002
I MAP THE FUCK OUT OF PEOPLE

VikingSkull posted:

the best part about old GBS blowing up is 3O posts less

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer
what the gently caress are you talking about

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Lowtax posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about

read the thread title? don't spoil the discussion by telling us the anticipated bone date

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Dick 'Yanka

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

Lowtax posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about

everyone has desires :a2m:

i'm trying to speed yours up

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

:eyepop:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Lowtax posted:

what the gently caress are you talking about
Well, you see, this is the latest in a series of threads based on the current trend of threads which feature you as the main topic. In GBS's current incarnation, trend based-threads such as this are quite common because lovely threads are rarely punished and because the thread posters ("OP"s) want to cash in on the popularity of the thread which initiated the trend.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

everyone has desires :a2m:

i'm trying to speed yours up
should I know who 3 olives is

Nog
May 15, 2006

i think 3 olives might actually be dead

in his will, he asked to be wrapped in a rainbow flag and buried with his apartment

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Lowtax posted:

should I know who 3 olives is

gay, texan, owns a condo, republican, enjoys long walks on the beach

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

ripped0ff posted:

i think 3 olives might actually be dead

in his will, he asked to be wrapped in a rainbow flag and buried with his apartment

It's a loving condo, you heathen.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Lowtax posted:

should I know who 3 olives is

:mmmhmm:

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
just want to clarify that he owns a condo, not that he is a condo.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Lowtax posted:

should I know who 3 olives is

What? You don't know all your forum members by name. I'm upset.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

Spanish Manlove posted:

gay, texan, owns a condo, republican, enjoys long walks on the beach
Oh, sorry, but I'm only into trannies now

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Lowtax posted:

should I know who 3 olives is

He is a prolific poster in the Something awful forums. His personality rubs some people the wrong way, sothey talk about him a lot.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

should I know who 3 olives is

He's the only notable thing to come out of GBS in the past 6 months besides Slam Whales

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Lowtax posted:

Oh, sorry, but I'm only into trannies now

I have not been brave enough to ask three olives of their self identifying preferred gender, I don't want to addicentally out them if they're not comfortable about it.

Cannonballoon
Jul 25, 2007

Spanish Manlove posted:

just want to clarify that he owns a condo, not that he is a condo.

you also forgot his fiery hatred of suburbs

Nog
May 15, 2006

Lowtax posted:

Oh, sorry, but I'm only into trannies now

whoa, reported, we don't tolerate hate speech on these forums

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Lowtax posted:

should I know who 3 olives is

this might be the greatest post in history

Nog
May 15, 2006

they prefer to be called troons

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I know who three olives is but to be frank with you I find the "literally loving three olives" be taken, well, literally as more comedic. As in Lowtax takes time and gentle care to gently caress each olive in turn.

Thank thee for your consideration.

Demora
Aug 13, 2004

It wouldn't be the Enterprise without a Sulu at the helm

AE-35 Unit posted:

you also forgot his fiery hatred of suburbs

And children playing at the pool.

Lowtax
Nov 16, 1999

by Skyl3lazer

ripped0ff posted:

they prefer to be called troons
I prefer to not use that dumbass word

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
three olives is too many olives

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
hell, i'd gently caress three olives.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lowtax posted:

I prefer to not use that dumbass word

Something a cis would say

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Ok, so, you've answered the 'how many 8 year olds could you fight to the death' question, now, how many olives could you gently caress?

makes u think

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Big Beef City posted:

Ok, so, you've answered the 'how many 8 year olds could you fight to the death' question, now, how many olives could you gently caress?

makes u think
none unless his dick is like a tooth pick. think about it dude

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