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Elliot Rodger posted this on the internet and then shot some fools up which got me thinking - how big are dude's dicks, actually? I wish I could go all Marty Hart on your asses and say that I was just a regular dude with a bigass dick but I don't think a 6.5 incher is THAT big. If I lost some weight it might be like 7 which would still be on the small side of bigass but at least I don't have some 4 inch dick. I would probably kill a bunch of people after never getting laid with that tiny little thing, too. Afterall...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU Please - tell me about your dick.
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6 5/8" uncut with a slight curve to the left OP
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Jun 18, 2014 02:25
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why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight is it disappearing into the folds
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Jun 18, 2014 02:26
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It's crazy small. People used to come from miles around to gawk in amazement at how minuscule my rod is. It was a big tourist attraction, had a gift shop and everything.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:26
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Moridin920 posted:why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight
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Jun 18, 2014 02:27
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My cousin has a micropenis lmao poor guy. Also he has a wife and kid so whatev.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:29
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Mine is like 6ish but girthy. I like it a lot.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:29
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huge I have to wrap it around my waist like a saiyan tail
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Jun 18, 2014 02:29
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What's wrong with a 4" dick. Sure it sets expectations really low... but then it's easier to out perform your partners expectations. Works well!
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Moridin920 posted:why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight As one's fupa recedes their dick seems to magically increase in length.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:31
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Mine is like 6ish but girthy. I like it a lot. O dang I forgot about girth, thanks be the gods for making me Polish. poo poo is like a tin of Morton's salt.
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Mine is the size of the poo poo Jesus took before he died on the cross. Which means that no one knows, not even me, no one knows how big that poo poo was OP, no one, I look down at where my dick is and say "Oh, that's how big it is." but as soon as I look away I immediately lose all memory of what it looks like, the size, everything, it's strange. Other people have reported experiencing this too. All the dudes that I wrestled with in highschool all agree, none of them can remember my dick, and we all remember each other's dicks with crystal clarity.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:32
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Hodor.
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JebanyPedal posted:Mine is the size of the poo poo Jesus took before he died on the cross. that is some spooky-rear end poo poo my friend
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Jun 18, 2014 02:33
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this thread is a who's who of who not to borrow a ruler from btw
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a hole-y ghost posted:this thread is a who's who of who not to borrow a ruler from btw or that can of lays stax
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Jun 18, 2014 02:34
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Exactly 6.4325 Inches with a 2 degree upward curve with the base size increasing towards the head at a rate of 1.60% per inch to a total girth at the widest portion of 5.95 inches
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Jun 18, 2014 02:34
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Mine is very long but not very girthy. Its essentially a shrink wrapped urethra.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:36
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A dollar bill is exactly 6 inches so all money has probably been in contact with dicks.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:36
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:A dollar bill is exactly 6 inches so all money is probably been in contact with dicks. dicks AND cocaine
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Jun 18, 2014 02:37
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My dick is not huge. I have no idea how I get so much.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:38
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exactly the size and shape of a can of Tuna.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:38
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:dicks AND cocaine Sometimes at the same time.
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Hobohemian posted:My dick is not huge. I have no idea how I get so much. getting a lot is awesome but the question is - do you leave them satisfied or not edit: oh and how big, we need specifics
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:getting a lot is awesome but the question is - do you leave them satisfied or not Why would I give a gently caress if they are satisfied after I am?
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Jun 18, 2014 02:41
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Your mom said it's a nice size. . . but I think she was just being polite.
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Jun 18, 2014 02:42
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Hobohemian posted:Why would I give a gently caress if they are satisfied after I am? maybe it's a gay thing 
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Jun 18, 2014 02:49
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mines exactly 8" dont beleive ???me ill post a pic
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Jun 18, 2014 02:50
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last i checked my erect dick was more or less exactly 6 inches long i guess it could be a little bit more or a little bit less depending on measuring error. i don't stress about it. but while in my case i'm being completely honest right now, you can generally assume a guy's penis is shorter than he says it is. source: irl i usually say my dick is 6.5 inches, like the OP Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 02:59 on Jun 18, 2014 |
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Jun 18, 2014 02:56
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9. Inches. Real post. It's a bunch of dick.
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naem posted:9. Inches. Real post. It's a bunch of dick.  Are you in Austin? Do you need a wingman?
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Jun 18, 2014 03:17
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7.75 inches long, 2 inches in diameter. Thanks for asking.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:18
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i change my answer, my dick is 9 inches long too. real post
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Jun 18, 2014 03:21
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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard posted:
California and no I awkwardly talk to ladies solo somewhat successfully. True story, an ex gf told me I was "all dick no game"
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Jun 18, 2014 03:25
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dick havers always be measurin dicks
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Jun 18, 2014 03:26
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These dicks are making me thirsty.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:29
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The biggest in this thread so far, thank the gods. Winter is coming, and so are all my partners.
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Jun 18, 2014 03:33
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mookface posted:6 5/8" uncut with a slight curve to the left OP
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Jun 18, 2014 03:34
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average size (10")
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just kidding I'm uncircumsized
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