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Been going out with a profoundly deaf girl for a few months now and people are always curious about it so I guess ask me anything about it and I'll answer as best I can, sex noises or whatever.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:03
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Is she a Muslim lesbian?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:04
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Matoi Ryuko posted:Is she a Muslim lesbian? Shes an atheist, straight but her deaf BFF is a lesbian. e: she has a hard time believing in god when she feels that she kinda got gypped a bit by being born deaf if there is one but is cool about it
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Jun 21, 2014 10:07
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How does she smell?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:09
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Straight atheist? This is the most milquetoast girlfriend brag ever. Spice it up a little, throw in some zazz or something. Say something like how she used to smuggle slaves out of the south during the civil war, or how she flew the first airplane at Kitty Hawk.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:09
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i like your new av celebrating international go skateboarding day op.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:09
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What's her poo poo hole taste like
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Jun 21, 2014 10:12
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Joust posted:How does she smell? Quite nice she showers every day and uses all natural beauty products.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:13
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Do her moans of passion make you wanna chuckle a lil?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:16
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does she sound like a mallard when shes in the throes of carnal ecstasy?sorry for putting it so bluntly
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Jun 21, 2014 10:18
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WHAT IS HER FAVOURITE COLOUR
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Jun 21, 2014 10:22
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Joust posted:How does she smell? terrible OP do you talk smack about her in front of her also what the hell do you do for fun besides hang out with other deafs
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Jun 21, 2014 10:22
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Obscuritatem posted:i like your new av celebrating international go skateboarding day op. Thanks very much I'll be at the skate park later busting some sweet mctwists etc in celebration if youre about.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:23
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echronorian posted:What's her poo poo hole taste like I'll get back to you later on that one but i cant imagine any different from yours or mine?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:25
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How easy is it to get away with farting around her assuming your farts aren't rancid and terrible?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:25
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echronorian posted:Do her moans of passion make you wanna chuckle a lil? Faux-rear end Nonsense posted:does she sound like a mallard when shes in the throes of carnal ecstasy?sorry for putting it so bluntly Well I figured we'd get to this one before long. Shes pretty quiet usually but then when shes excited there's a lot of groaning and grunting, kinda like a seal sometimes.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:27
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Turfahurf posted:How easy is it to get away with farting around her assuming your farts aren't rancid and terrible? Its super loving easy and i cant even begin to describe how satisfying it is to just be able to let rip at will when in bed together and i do this frequently. She does sometimes smell them though, yes.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:36
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Punk Drosting posted:WHAT IS HER FAVOURITE COLOUR Purple.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:38
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Do you catch yourself saying weird poo poo as if nobody were around, even though she is around?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:45
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Do you do stuff like turn away from her during a fight and scream "gently caress you, you selfish oval office"? 'Cause I'd do that poo poo all the time. Especially in crowded restaurants.
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Jun 21, 2014 10:45
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how do you communicate whit her? also purple owns
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Jun 21, 2014 10:48
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does she like dubstep? i feel like thats good deaf people music
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Jun 21, 2014 10:54
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whats it like arguing with her
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Jun 21, 2014 10:55
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red state bait posted:does she like dubstep? i feel like thats good deaf people music I call it dumbstep
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Jun 21, 2014 10:55
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Have you tried anything special with her intimately like a nice cucking?
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Jun 21, 2014 10:56
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would she rather be blind or deaf
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Jun 21, 2014 10:57
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Joust posted:How does she smell? With her nose 
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Jun 21, 2014 10:58
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did you buy that av? if so bad move
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Jun 21, 2014 10:58
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does she think those 'deaf person hears for the first time' vids are bad?
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Jun 21, 2014 11:01
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Joust posted:How does she smell? Terrible!
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Jun 21, 2014 11:04
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Would you please post the nudes op? Tia
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Jun 21, 2014 11:04
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 my girlfriends got no hearing! how does she smell? bloody awful!
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Jun 21, 2014 11:05
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vandalism posted:Do you catch yourself saying weird poo poo as if nobody were around, even though she is around? Initially, no, but now that im used to that i can, yes. I really can say anything/make any weird noise just for shits and giggles and that's quite liberating. Frankenstyle posted:Do you do stuff like turn away from her during a fight and scream "gently caress you, you selfish oval office"? Yep but not in public. Frisky posted:how do you communicate whit her? Im getting pretty drat good at BSL (British sign language) but if stuck on a word i fingerspell it and then if one of us has a long complex thing to get across we always have a pen and notebook handy.
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Jun 21, 2014 11:36
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Can you scream obscenities at her while you gently caress her doggystyle?
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Jun 21, 2014 11:37
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red state bait posted:does she like dubstep? i feel like thats good deaf people music She had a cochlear implant fitted as an adult so when she has it in which is rarely she can just about make out nursery rhymes because they are slow and simple. If shed had it fitted as a child it would be easier because her brain could make sense of the sounds better plus also its worth noting a cochlear implant has only 16 receptors as opposed to our 220, hearing people that went deaf and had it fitted describe hearing with it like a dalek or cartoon characters. She can dance to vibrations apparently but i cant dance for poo poo so I've never offered.
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Jun 21, 2014 11:40
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Cucking Mama posted:whats it like arguing with her Our sign language gets a little cruder and faster and our facial expressions a bit more pissed off. Much of it is about how you sign and the emotion you put across than the words you sign, since many of the signs for different things are very similar or the same.
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Jun 21, 2014 11:42
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:She had a cochlear implant fitted as an adult so when she has it in which is rarely she can just about make out nursery rhymes because they are slow and simple. If shed had it fitted as a child it would be easier because her brain could make sense of the sounds better plus also its worth noting a cochlear implant has only 16 receptors as opposed to our 220, hearing people that went deaf and had it fitted describe hearing with it like a dalek or cartoon characters. She can dance to vibrations apparently but i cant dance for poo poo so I've never offered. I read a Wired article about the invention of an improved cochlear implant used to let a man born deaf hear. Before all they could get from these implants were bleeps and bloops. The first thing the doctors played him to test this out was music. They picked Kraftwerk, which is a lot of synths, mechanical noises, bleeps and bloops. I think they were trolling because the second thing was Beethoven.
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Jun 21, 2014 11:44
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I don't understand why you've posted this thread. I mean, on the outset it sounds hilarious. But you're actively working to make it sound like a normal relationship. It isn't normal op. It's hosed. Who are you trying to convince anyway? Us or you? Can she hear your weeping into your keyboard as you try to justify this disgusting behavior?
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Jun 21, 2014 11:45
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echronorian posted:Have you tried anything special with her intimately like a nice cucking? I don't really want to share her with another penis black or otherwise, soz. Cucking Mama posted:would she rather be blind or deaf She doesn't really see her deafness as a disability and neither do i after realising she can do pretty much anything (its only a disability if you let it be) whereas blindness will always be one so deaf.
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Jun 21, 2014 11:47
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sorry again for the lurid tone of my questions but do you think that if you signed something while you were fingering her she could interpret it w/ the inside of her pussy
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