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R. Mute posted:You've come quite a long way, OP. But have you considered making the final step and accepting our gracious lord and saviour Satan? Alright I'll call it a day, starts to feel like some lame conversion attempt. Satan... HaSatan, sure Peace. I'm out
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:Alright I'll call it a day, starts to feel like some lame conversion attempt. Are you cutting yourself while hailing the dark lord? If not try cutting. Get some juices running.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 18:29 |
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:Alright I'll call it a day, starts to feel like some lame conversion attempt. poo poo, now I'll never know whether it's Jesus or Buddha who emerges victorious to move on to fight Krishna in the Semi-Finals.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 18:42 |
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harper is bisexual posted:So basically you'd believe in God if you had Wolverine from X-Men's mutant powers. There's something about people who are incredibly smug about being dumb (like the guy I'm quoting) that I find really funny/strange. I think it's because of the inherent contradiction.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:00 |
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Who What Now posted:And that starving African children deserved to have parasites eat their eyes from the inside out, don't forget that! Who's Victor? I hear his name bandied about whenever religion becomes the topic, and I have a vague recollection of a D&D poster who was hyperreligious, but that's all I've got.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:03 |
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Ytlaya posted:There's something about people who are incredibly smug about being dumb (like the guy I'm quoting) that I find really funny/strange. I think it's because of the inherent contradiction. I don't really mind being called dumb by atheists / libertarians / men's rights activists (these are all basically the same in practice: mostly smug white males who have never tried to listen to God).
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:10 |
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Alter Ego posted:Who's Victor? I hear his name bandied about whenever religion becomes the topic, and I have a vague recollection of a D&D poster who was hyperreligious, but that's all I've got. He was a colossal hyper-Christian idiot and rear end in a top hat, who insisted on redefining his way out of losing arguments with blood-boiling frequency. Unable to parse such complicated things like "sentences" and "posts," he instead wrote aggregator scripts to help him "hurrrr[super posted:2[/super]"] *Both of these examples are only very slight paraphrases from what he actually said.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:12 |
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^^^Jesus Christ. Dude is lucky people can't strangle other people over the internet. Was he for real or a troll on the level of TobleroneTriangular?harper is bisexual posted:I don't really mind being called dumb by atheists / libertarians / men's rights activists (these are all basically the same in practice: mostly smug white males who have never tried to listen to God). You're bad at trolling, hth Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 19:22 on Jun 27, 2014 |
# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:15 |
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ISIL tries to listen to God and He tells them to implement medieval punishments. What's up with that?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:15 |
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harper is bisexual posted:I don't really mind being called dumb by atheists / libertarians / men's rights activists (these are all basically the same in practice: mostly smug white males who have never tried to listen to God). The Apostle Paul was the ur-MRA, so that one is square in your camp.
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harper is bisexual posted:I don't really mind being called dumb by atheists / libertarians / men's rights activists (these are all basically the same in practice: mostly smug white males who have never tried to listen to God). God is a little pony-boy sissy girl man who wears cherry chapstick and masturbates in public toilets.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:25 |
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Alter Ego posted:You're bad at trolling, hth
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:26 |
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harper is bisexual posted:Do you think it is a coincidence that Ayn Rand wrote a lot about how capitalism was great, feminism was terrible and God didn't exist. It's like a perfect storm of arrogance. You are really bad at trolling.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:28 |
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It's sad that people can dump hundreds of posts about "invisible sky wizards" they gleaned of reddit when they were browsing for horse porn or whatever but if someone says that they agree with the majority of humanity that God exists it's all of a sudden bellringing time to circle the wagons and start accusing people of trolling.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:33 |
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harper is bisexual posted:Do you think it is a coincidence that Ayn Rand wrote a lot about how capitalism was great, feminism was terrible and God didn't exist. It's like a perfect storm of arrogance. Churches said the same thing, except for the no God thing.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:35 |
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This thread is lovely enough, no need to make it worse by importing redditisms. Alter Ego posted:^^^Jesus Christ. Dude is lucky people can't strangle other people over the internet. Was he for real or a troll on the level of TobleroneTriangular? He was entirely for real, or if he somehow was a deep-over troll then he never broke character before Xylo finally banned his dumb rear end last year.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:45 |
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harper is bisexual posted:It's sad that people can dump hundreds of posts about "invisible sky wizards" they gleaned of reddit when they were browsing for horse porn or whatever but if someone says that they agree with the majority of humanity that God exists it's all of a sudden bellringing time to circle the wagons and start accusing people of trolling. Its sad that you suck this bad at trolling.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:50 |
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a whole lotta euphorics getting trolled itt.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:59 |
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Popular Thug Drink posted:Its sad that you suck this bad at trolling. Haha. Seriously, if you have any compassion in your heart: don't laugh. I have a bi-polar/manic-depressive mind, that strays a lot. Two days ago, I thought I was at the height of my faith, and decided to post this thread. Today, I have converted back to some form on modern panentheism (god is the universe and beyond the universe), somewhat in the ancient Egyptian style. But seriously. Don't laugh. It's pretty indecent to laugh at someone with a disease of any sort (the worse the disease, the more hurtful the effect). I somehow don't think I'm a real Christian actually now. Not trolling, but maybe people can't understand this if you don't have someone close to you with bi-polar disorder. Anyway, peace out. I might start debating some politics sometime. Screw this religion stuff
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 19:59 |
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:Haha. Seriously, if you have any compassion in your heart: don't laugh. loving yes
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:01 |
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:Haha. Seriously, if you have any compassion in your heart: don't laugh. Thanks for posting this thread, Humbert. I'll pray for you.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:01 |
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:Haha. Seriously, if you have any compassion in your heart: don't laugh.
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harper is bisexual posted:Thanks for posting this thread, Humbert. I'll pray for you. I'll pray for God to provide you insight, into trolling.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:02 |
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Seriously though, lmao if you are not a Calvanist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOUGR1SsTD0
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:02 |
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Calvinism is easily the Third best Branch of the Sixth best religion, I agree with you there.
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Who What Now posted:The Apostle Paul was the ur-MRA, so that one is square in your camp. And yet Peter founded the Catholic Church, though I guess he was just cribbing from Paul.
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Popular Thug Drink posted:Calvinism is easily the Third best Branch of the Sixth best religion, I agree with you there. which are the top 5 religions?
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:12 |
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Miltank posted:which are the top 5 religions? Sikhs Whatever Uncontacted Peoples believe/General Animism Pagan Polytheism/Modern Wicca Buddhism Islam
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:16 |
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the 5 relgions: Christian Catholic Orthodox Jew Mormon Everything else is worthless and Mormons are just there for the big boys to laugh at.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:20 |
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Thanks for being honest, OP, I hope you are seeing a professional about your mental health. This does bring up one of the more interesting philosophical things about religion/God - the challenge of reconciling our subjective, personal perceptions with an objective reality that we can never fully grasp. Ayn Rand would of course tell you that by rejecting belief in God an individual becomes a rational actor with a completely objective perspective.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:20 |
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Miltank posted:the 5 relgions: Someone didn't click the video.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:22 |
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The Sikhs are cool but who honestly gives a poo poo about them unless they are being mistaken for Muslims.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:24 |
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Miltank posted:Seriously though, lmao if you are not a Calvanist. I am not a Calvanist. But I do like Calvin and Hobbes, and that's pretty much the same thing.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:37 |
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SlipUp posted:so what changed between yesterday and today that you can't use the word god anymore? He saw xtians doing it on some board and is copying it to sell the trolling V You really suck at trolling, it's kinda sad VV So does your shadow/rear end kisser SocketWrench fucked around with this message at 20:53 on Jun 27, 2014 |
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SocketWrench posted:He saw xtians doing it on some board and is copying it to sell the trolling The people who say that there are trolls, are the ones trolling; the people who do not belief in trolls, are not the trolls. Get it? No one in school, work, or on the street speaks about 'trolls'. Maybe you don't get out of the house much? Diversity of character and individuality is a strong point. I've Always enjoyed strange or ironical individuality on the internet.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:41 |
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:The people who say that there are trolls, are the ones trolling; the people who do not belief in trolls, are not the trolls.
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# ? Jun 27, 2014 20:48 |
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HumbleBeforeYou posted:No one in school, work, or on the street speaks about 'trolls'. This is the internet, Bitch.
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harper is bisexual posted:If you are new to this website you should know that this subforum is filled with right-wing trolls who refuse to consider the idea that they might not be able to learn everything they need to know about religion from South Park. You're really not very good at this.
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Only a genuin retard would call himself atheist.
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