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poo poo i have writer's block because i'm an alcoholic
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*squirming and twitching on the floor due to cocaine overdose*
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Jul 2, 2014 23:47
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And then he becomes a lumberjack.
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Jul 2, 2014 23:47
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*scratches eraser end of pencil under triple chin* have they had a dream sequence where they go to space before?
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Jul 2, 2014 23:52
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MyronGognitti posted:*scratches eraser end of pencil under triple chin* Yeah, but tv watchers are stupid, so do it again.
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Jul 2, 2014 23:54
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Junkfist posted:And then he becomes a lumberjack. gently caress thgat show
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Jul 2, 2014 23:56
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MyronGognitti posted:*scratches eraser end of pencil under triple chin* but this time it's in the 80s
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Jul 3, 2014 00:00
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"And it's about nothing?" "Absolutely nothing." "So you're saying, I go in to NBC, and tell them I got this idea for a show about nothing." "We go into NBC." "'We'? Since when are you a writer?" "(Scoffs) Writer. We're talking about a sit-com." "You want to go with me to NBC?" "Yeah. I think we really go something here." "What do we got?" "An idea." "What idea?" "An idea for the show." "I still don't know what the idea is." "It's about nothing." "Right." "Everybody's doing something, we'll do nothing." "So, we go into NBC, we tell them we've got an idea for a show about nothing." "Exactly." "They say, 'What's your show about?' I say, 'Nothing.'"
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Jul 3, 2014 00:01
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What if we make the main character poo poo in a bucket... in front of his fiancee's family.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:01
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Script we've already basically used before...but in Los Angeles!
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Jul 3, 2014 00:01
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Hey, what if Principal Skinner isn't really Principal Skinner, but some other guy that switched identities with an army buddy who went missing in Vietnam.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:03
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Simpsons_(season_24)
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Jul 3, 2014 00:03
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have we used up all the characters relatives? cause we got a mandate to bring in william shatner for a guest role and i got a great plot idea cookin' here...
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Jul 3, 2014 00:04
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does a clip show count toward the syndication number?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:07
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lol quote:The Simpsons return to New York City after Bart discovers that, out of all of the female interests he has had, the only one who liked him was Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel's daughter, Mary (from "Apocalypse Cow"), and now that Mary's made it to the Big Apple to be a writer for Saturday Night Live, Bart wants to see her again. Its like a team of professional writers sat down to make funny replies to this thread but then really made them.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:07
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what's something hip that we can mention to show relevance to today's market? what about iphones, huh? like we could do an episode where mike loses his "myphone" and loses track of all his friends because he doesn't know their numbers or something
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Jul 3, 2014 00:08
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I know what will breathe new life into the show... an adorable younger relative with a speech impediment!
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Jul 3, 2014 00:09
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MyronGognitti posted:have we used up all the characters relatives? cause we got a mandate to bring in william shatner for a guest role and i got a great plot idea cookin' here... we killed them all in the alt history episode where the holocaust never ended, but if you recall the neighbor did have that boyhood dream about building a robot version of the family dog, maybe he can do the voice?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:10
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ripped0ff posted:what's something hip that we can mention to show relevance to today's market? what about iphones, huh? like we could do an episode where mike loses his "myphone" and loses track of all his friends because he doesn't know their numbers or something Wife: did you check your backpocket? Mike: "Now why would it be... oh - it was in my backpocket all this time." Wide shot of a sheepish Mike. "This Apple iPhone™ sure is slim!"
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Jul 3, 2014 00:11
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Zack Morris buys slave child to do homework. Learns lesson about responsibility etc. Slave child disposed of somehow at eos. Eaten at diner??? 1st draft rdy tmrw
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Jul 3, 2014 00:11
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MyronGognitti posted:Wife: did you check your backpocket? good start man, but you're missing out on some prime comedy chances here. mike's wife finds the phone in his backpocket after she runs it through the laundry. this is why i'm lead writer and get paid the big bucks. take some notes, chump.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:13
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stuntwaffle posted:we killed them all in the alt history episode where the holocaust never ended, but if you recall the neighbor did have that boyhood dream about building a robot version of the family dog, maybe he can do the voice? now you're cooking with gas! stuntwaffle, i'm moving you to the big leagues. i want you working on the christmas special. make sure we get at least one musical number in there.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:14
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ripped0ff posted:good start man, but you're missing out on some prime comedy chances here. mike's wife finds the phone in his backpocket after she runs it through the laundry. no it's funny because mike is the one the audience relates to, as he's a loving manchild idiot who didn't notice he was sitting on a piece of hard plastic throughout the entire day. it's something they can relate with
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Jul 3, 2014 00:15
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Main character slips and hits his head, imagines his future with all of the regular cast playing hilarious older or child versions of themselves.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:16
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Lobok posted:Main character slips and hits his head, imagines his future with all of the regular cast playing hilarious older or child versions of themselves. is it set during christmas?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:18
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If we just keep having guest voice stars come to town and interact with our characters, it'll create infinite storylines and topical humor jokes.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:18
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maybe if we replace mike's dick with an iphone after a bungled vasectomy but he doesn't realize it until he tries to sex up his wife. this opens up the door for a lot of "is that an iphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" jokes
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Jul 3, 2014 00:18
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Everyone gets married but it was all a dream?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:19
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The male lead is unable to be filmed during his contract dispute. We'll have to write in a previously unmentioned cousin to visit while the husband is "out of town." Get Adam Baldwin on the phone, tell him we'll pay him in bitcoins.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:19
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Sigh...poo poo. I don't know Bob...I don't know anymore. *takes a drag off his cigarette*
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Jul 3, 2014 00:20
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Hey you know what is hilarious? Broadway musical references. Because everyone went to Princeton and grew up as a trust fund baby, right?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:20
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Microsoft is calling again guys. Look, they don't think we're putting in enough advertisements for their products. We gotta think of some way to include the Surface into this scene. I don't have to remind you that your bonus salary comes from them. So get it done.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:23
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Microsoft is calling again guys. Look, they don't think we're putting in enough advertisements for their products. We gotta think of some way to include the Surface into this scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfHuZ5qrYX4 if i did it once, i'll do it again
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Jul 3, 2014 00:24
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MyronGognitti posted:is it set during christmas? Yes. Bruce Willis guest stars and kills everyone.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:24
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The alpha couple's getting too cozy again, and we need to reintroduce some conflict. How about we break them up for a season so they can have a series of one-episode relationships with people who seem perfect but then turn out to be totally batshit?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:28
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What if it turns out the whole season has been nothing but the title character writing a fake book about what could have been because their real life is now poo poo?
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Jul 3, 2014 00:31
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What if we had an episode were we change some event from 4 seasons ago and show the unintended consequences of that chance? Oh we already did that? gently caress lets just go with a baseball episode then.
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Jul 3, 2014 00:32
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Word's come down from the network brass. We need more hitlerlove so Betty White needs to 'stache up
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Jul 3, 2014 00:37
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The Feldman Felcher posted:Word's come down from the network brass. We need more hitlerlove so Betty White needs to 'stache up ooooooh can we make her a swearing granny though? i hope we can still get away with saying bitch
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Jul 3, 2014 00:39
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Nelson Mandingo posted:Microsoft is calling again guys. Look, they don't think we're putting in enough advertisements for their products. We gotta think of some way to include the Surface into this scene. : Homie, I uploaded the grocery list to your iPhone using the cloud and web 2.0 based eSolutions from Verizon. : D'oh!
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