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Hollis Brownsound
Apr 2, 2009

by Lowtax
This poo poo is really dumb and I should probably take this as a red flag that my marriage is doomed. What do I do GBS?

The only upside is that there are some ridiculously hot girls on this poo poo.

Hollis Brownsound fucked around with this message at 01:46 on Jul 3, 2014

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logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.
tell her she's allowed to watch big brother only if you can be continuous pumping her rear end full of your cum while it's on.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

kill you're self

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!
uhh where's the poll

KennyLoggins
Dec 3, 2004
Welcome to the Danger Zone
sever.

hth.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


no joke you should seriously consider separation

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I think you'd have to be pretty spiritually weak to consider abandoning your marriage under these circumstances

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

no joke you should seriously consider separation

Borrowed Ladder
May 4, 2007

monarch of the sleeping marches
She was probably watching big brother when you married her

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

sit down with her on he couch, put arm over shoulder, masturbate with other one

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012
Probation
Can't post for 12 hours!
go sit next to her and eat really noisily

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

kill you're family

warderenator
Nov 16, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Its a sign that she wants you to set up video cameras all over the house.

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

and invite 12 strangers to stay

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005
Right now my husband is posting on somethingawful, should I divorce him?

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

never trust an elf posted:

Right now my husband is posting on somethingawful, should I divorce him?

Is he hot? This may be a trick question.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

HollisBrown posted:

This poo poo is really dumb and I should probably take this as a red flag that my marriage is doomed. What do I do GBS?

The only upside is that there are some ridiculously hot girls on this poo poo.

is it the US Big Brother version? If so, divorce

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
Cheat on her first, then reveal your infidelity to her in a dehumanizing and mortifying fashion. Then kill her and yourself.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

shoot her in the faCE W/ a machinegun like when they killed hitler in inglorious basterds

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Install cameras all over your house, including the toilet, and make some sort of internet reality show starring her

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Cucking Mama posted:

I think you'd have to be pretty spiritually weak to consider abandoning your marriage under these circumstances

The Science of Suck
Mar 17, 2009
I don't give a good goddamn what you do op

SerSpook
Feb 13, 2012




HollisBrown posted:

This poo poo is really dumb and I should probably take this as a red flag that my marriage is doomed. What do I do GBS?

The only upside is that there are some ridiculously hot girls on this poo poo.

sever


never trust an elf posted:

Right now my husband is posting on somethingawful, should I divorce him?

sever

BUSH 2112
Sep 17, 2012

I lie awake, staring out at the bleakness of Megadon.
marriage is loving retarded do it

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
op needs to divorce his shift key when titling threads

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
how do you honestly feel about married life?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Dumb reality TV shows are fun because they are dumb. It's literally modern freak shows only instead of disabled and disfigured people it's morons on display.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

OP how do you feel about letting other men gently caress your wife?

stuntwaffle
Mar 7, 2007

I wish Starbound was a dick so I could put it in my ass and mouth!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Dumb reality TV shows are fun because they are dumb. It's literally modern freak shows only instead of disabled and disfigured people it's morons on display.

most "reality" shows are filled with no-talent actors that couldn't get a break doing anything else unless you count things like jerry springer where anyone can call them up with a fake story and they will call you back and audition you over the phone. even then the only difference is between talentless bland actor/model types and any old idiot looking for 15 minutes and a paycheck

the first commercial i ever shot was for a traveling dance party for teens, and one of the actresses from the real world was making a celebrity appearance to boost ticket sales. she got mad when she saw my camera and told me i couldn't film her, but eventually got so sloppy drunk that she was mugging for the camera while i was trying to get decent footage.

i also got drunk with sarah kozer from the first season of joe millionaire at a film festival in NC. she openly admitted that everything was scripted (like this is any kind of revelation) and that she was only at the film fest to advance her acting career.

anyway those are my reality tv stories, but ultimately yes they are morons on display for idiots to point and laugh at



edit: abandon your wife op

stuntwaffle fucked around with this message at 05:02 on Jul 3, 2014

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i remember watching the first season of Survivor and having a crush on Colleen...it was a pretty big TV event in its time like Roots or Cosmos



Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:07 on Jul 3, 2014

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy
im watching Big Brother after dark right now OP

9goats dead
Mar 25, 2010

BEAUTIFUL! GORGEOUS! EXCITING!
i'm going to cuck your wife, OP, and will do it nightly.

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

9goats dead posted:

i'm going to cuck your wife, OP, and will do it nightly.

your loving bitch, you loving moron, i loving hate you

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

logical phalluses posted:

tell her she's allowed to watch big brother only if you can be continuous pumping her rear end full of your cum while it's on.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
Vote her out of your house

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Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS
yes

what's big brother?

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