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Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009
You're neither of those, Cole, you're just a oval office.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

holocaust bloopers posted:

Yea usually it's a June debut. I haven't read anything about them filming segments so we're probably gonna get one at the tail end of this year. Jeremy Clarkson did sign on for another 3 series though so that's cool. I'm anticipating the show being done by 2017, which is fine. The guys are old as hell.

Top Gear US is such a misfire. It's not like good American presenters who know cars don't exist. Motor Trend has two of them: Carlos Lago and Jonny Lieberman. Both of those dudes put out really outstanding stuff on Youtube. Get those two(who can both drive) and keep Tanner Foust. That'll be a huge improvement.

The Roadkill guys are awesome too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7WRlxgMEeg

I always thought for a good US Top Gear that could work you'd Get Jon Lieberman, Adam Corolla and Chuck Palanuik

Then again Clarkson said it best when he claim Jackass is American Top Gear

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Cole posted:

Genius and insanity... Is there really a difference?

i may be p new to gip but i hate all of your posts more than i hate my tortured gay life

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Larry Parrish posted:

i may be p new to gip but i hate all of your posts more than i hate my tortured gay life

Cole grows on you, he's one of the few here that can take it as good as he gives it

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i never he said he wasnt able to take it like a man, i can at least respect that

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Bernard McFacknutah posted:

You're neither of those, Cole, you're just a oval office.

Hey there mate, why don't you and the rest of the red coat cunts, and the ones still loyal to your ugly battle axe of a lezzie queen, gently caress right off to hell. And since you're not just a bad teeth having cornish gently caress but also a goddamn pig you should know that if you were dying in the middle of a street the only way I would honestly take the time out of my day in that situation to care would be to get to experience watching the life leave your eyes as the spectre of death nips you off to the great big ben in the sky you limey gently caress.

Sincerely,
America
Revolutionary War Champs (1775-?)

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

PS as for WWI and WWII YOU'RE WELCOME

EBB fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jul 1, 2014

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Obama Africanus posted:

Hey there mate, why don't you and the rest of the red coat cunts, and the ones still loyal to your ugly battle axe of a lezzie queen, gently caress right off to hell. And since you're not just a bad teeth having cornish gently caress but also a goddamn pig you should know that if you were dying in the middle of a street the only way I would honestly take the time out of my day in that situation to care would be to get to experience watching the life leave your eyes as the spectre of death nips you off to the great big ben in the sky you limey gently caress.

Sincerely,
America
Revolutionary War Champs (1775-?)

Agreed

zombieswithblenders
Nov 21, 2008
You're all blind to whats really happening. A harvest is near, all hail NOD! down with GDI!





Edit: Or the GLA, take your pick.

Zamboni Apocalypse
Dec 29, 2009

zombieswithblenders posted:

You're all blind to whats really happening. A harvest is near, all hail NOD! down with GDI!





Edit: Or the GLA, take your pick.



Yes, all hail the GLA!

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

zombieswithblenders posted:

You're all blind to whats really happening. A harvest is near, all hail NOD! down with GDI!






I'd be down as gently caress to ride with Kane

also down to gently caress Kane

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goQiwNZzoVA

when games were cool

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Kane was cool and GDI was a bunch of limp wrists that deserved to lose

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

Kane was cool and GDI was a bunch of limp wrists that deserved to lose

I thought they did. Didn't Kane become some sort of transcended space god at the end? I quit playing after 3.

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010
What are the odds all this ISIS stuff is a joint false flag op from Turkey and Iraq to lure the kurds into declaring their own country so they can gently caress them up?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Syncopated posted:

What are the odds all this ISIS stuff is a joint false flag op from Turkey and Iraq to lure the kurds into declaring their own country so they can gently caress them up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

Syncopated posted:

What are the odds all this ISIS stuff is a joint false flag op from Turkey and Iraq to lure the kurds into declaring their own country so they can gently caress them up?

Why bother? Turkey hasn't exactly been too shy to bomb the poo poo out of them outright. With US forces in the area, even.

V That too.

Godholio fucked around with this message at 01:12 on Jul 3, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
The odds are roughly 100% that at this point Turkey and Iraq couldn't pull off a joint operation to order lunch

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

ITT we contemplate the irony of Turkey now being the literal ramparts of the Western world.

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night


It worked out ok for awhile with the Eastern Roman Empire!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nobody misses Constantinople anyways.

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT
Now it's Istanbul

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Not Constantinople?

Force de Fappe
Nov 7, 2008

get cancer and die screaming

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Sjurygg posted:

get cancer and die screaming

Look at captain no fun here.

Bernard McFacknutah
Nov 13, 2009

Sjurygg posted:

get cancer and die screaming

Is that another old name for Istanbul?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Sjurygg posted:

get cancer and die screaming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM_XPZH6QE0&t=21s

gleep gloop
Aug 16, 2005

GROSS SHIT

Every tv skit on that episode was done completely on the fly.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
It's Byzantium :colbert:

Whip Slagcheek
Sep 21, 2008

Finally
The Gasoline And Dynamite
Will Light The Sky
For The Night



This guy knows what's up

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Whip Slagcheek posted:

This guy knows what's up

sforzacio
Nov 6, 2012

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

:respek:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVJNhUtTxN8

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Cole posted:

Genius and insanity... Is there really a difference?

Shut up cole.

How's the gay porn watching going?

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

How's the gay porn watching going?

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

p. funny that Western countries can't do anything without a billion Muslims threatening to start chopping off heads but ISIS can just go around demolishing millenia-old mosques and everyone just goes "eh well that sucks I guess but whaddya gonna do"

the old standby complaint is "The Western world is threatening to destroy our culture" but now here you are

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:


the old standby complaint is "The Western world is threatening to destroy our culture" but now here you are

About a thousand years ago the eastern world threatened to destroy their culture.

And did destroy their culture. The mongols pushed their boots so far up the rear end of the Middle East that they never recovered. The difference is that while the Muslim armies might have been really pissed off and rah rah OUR CULTURE, the mongols gave zero fucks about hearts and minds and would be very happy to kill every living thing.

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


MA-Horus posted:

About a thousand years ago the eastern world threatened to destroy their culture.

And did destroy their culture. The mongols pushed their boots so far up the rear end of the Middle East that they never recovered. The difference is that while the Muslim armies might have been really pissed off and rah rah OUR CULTURE, the mongols gave zero fucks about hearts and minds and would be very happy to kill every living thing.

Just a reminder. Genghis Khan was conquering areas a year after his death.

What I am saying here is, they were on to something.

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Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

GENDERWEIRD GREEDO posted:

p. funny that Western countries can't do anything without a billion Muslims threatening to start chopping off heads but ISIS can just go around demolishing millenia-old mosques and everyone just goes "eh well that sucks I guess but whaddya gonna do"

the old standby complaint is "The Western world is threatening to destroy our culture" but now here you are

The bombing of the al-Askari Mosque got a pretty strong reaction.

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