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Stealth Tiger
Nov 14, 2009

Dana White's voice is identical to Paul Heyman's

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Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
there are like 4 different audio sources going on right now what the hell

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

Stealth Tiger posted:

Dana White's voice is identical to Paul Heyman's

BRAOCK LESNAR!

theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.

Stealth Tiger posted:

Dana White's voice is identical to Paul Heyman's

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The stadium in these opening graphics is very shoddily constructed :ohdear:

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

I wish they aired that Baba O'Riley video on TV. If you've ever been to a live UFC, it is freaking amazing.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

is any of the undercard going to be interesting at all?

Foul Fowl
Sep 12, 2008

Uuuuh! Seek ye me?

Zyla posted:

is any of the undercard going to be interesting at all?

struve/mittrione will probably look pretty funny

Dunbar
Feb 21, 2003

Meltzer is definitely drunk.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Haha a TUF Brazil tattoo

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


As long as this night has a Weidman win, it's a goooood night

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Zyla posted:

is any of the undercard going to be interesting at all?

We get to see which Uriah Hall shows up.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

i think rousey is gonna lose tonight

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Chris James 2 posted:

As long as this night has a Weidman win, it's a goooood night

I like Weidman but Lyoto Machida is probably the 2nd most likable middleweight there is.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

whoa russell doane has a weird head

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Does Russell Doane have super hearing?

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009

russ doane doesn't really look like a person. he might be one of those reptilians conspiracy theorists are always talking about.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
russel doane's hosed up dome

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Zyla posted:

i think rousey is gonna lose tonight

Based on what

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Wait, Russell Doane is just a little bit of make up away from being a Ferengi.

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

1st AD posted:

Based on what

based on stuff

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Joe Rogan clearly reading off a notecard or something while trying to talk up Doane.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen
wtf is that

Street Horrrsing
Mar 24, 2010

Godwalker of The Grateful Prisoner



What is this. Mayhem wasn't allowed a gasmask, but anime gets a free pass.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008

Zyla posted:

i think rousey is gonna lose tonight

It's great because when she wins no one's going to care but if she somehow loses you can just quote this and look like Nostradamus

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned

freud mayweather posted:

russ doane doesn't really look like a person. he might be one of those reptilians conspiracy theorists are always talking about.

Hawaii is extremely inbred. This is a statement based in reality unfortunately :(

Doane ain't too bad. There's some real rat people out there

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Missed opportunity to come out to Soulja Boy's Goku.

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Eat Bum Zen posted:

wtf is that

The birth of a new generation of over 9000 memes

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Eat Bum Zen posted:

wtf is that

My friend just explained to me that it's a dragon ballz thing

Bulging Nipples
Jan 16, 2006
Lol they had absolutely nothing to say about Doane

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

colonel_korn posted:

Joe Rogan clearly reading off a notecard or something while trying to talk up Doane.

Well someone's gotta do it when Mike Goldberg take a piss break.

colonel_korn
May 16, 2003

Eat Bum Zen posted:

wtf is that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WZ3Y-bdcjFc

SalTheBard
Jan 26, 2005

I forgot to post my food for USPOL Thanksgiving but that's okay too!

Fallen Rib
Nobody where I am knows what that is but me. I don't feel like admitting to my secret shame.

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.

Eat Bum Zen posted:

wtf is that

a power scouter from dbz

it tells you ppl's power levels

parthenocarpy
Dec 18, 2003

Zyla posted:

i think rousey is gonna lose tonight

me too

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Might be getting trolled, but twitter is saying Struve fainted and the supperweight fight is scratched :ohdear:

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
I made a stupid over 9000 joke in the OP. Didn't expect it to come into play tonight

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

LobsterMobster posted:

Might be getting trolled, but twitter is saying Struve fainted and the supperweight fight is scratched :ohdear:

Please God no

Yuriy
Dec 25, 2006

Pay no attention to me, for I am a stupid cunt.
not a troll

quote:

@MMAjunkieJohn 5s
Confirmed the Struve news with UFC officials. Very unfortunate.

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Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?


Unless the IRC lads are trolling, plenty of twitter confirmation. God dammit.

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