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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It's a few hours early, but what the hell. Six months sober. Good job dude. I just hit two months.
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i woke up at 5pm today good 4th o july
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 02:21 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It's a few hours early, but what the hell. Six months sober. Congrats.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 02:21 |
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Cole posted:Good job dude. I just hit two months. I didn't know you were on the wagon.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 02:41 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 03:08 |
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Please stop arousing n4i. takin it slow, keepin it low on page 3. no man is all rear end, all the time.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 03:19 |
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Power just went out, ETA says no AC til tomorrow. gently caress you, NYSEG.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 03:49 |
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Is this from the extended edition of The Goonies?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 04:17 |
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Cole posted:Good job dude. I just hit two months. Don't you smoke weed? If you do you ain't sober, champ
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 04:44 |
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modedit: fixed broken tags. Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jul 6, 2014 |
# ? Jul 6, 2014 05:04 |
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Is it fascism yet posted:takin it slow, keepin it low on page 3. no man is all rear end, all the time. you're a better poster than Cole in gip(somehow) and haven't claimed military experience like IDR or grover. as long as you don't start going grover, nobody really cares if you keep posting eyecandy for n4i in the drunk thread.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 05:45 |
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the japanese have perfected the art of putting things into people's butts
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 05:45 |
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:It's a few hours early, but what the hell. Six months sober. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3bsJgGQZxQ
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 06:05 |
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Cole posted:Good job dude. I just hit two months. bull. loving. poo poo. two months dry on the bottle, you've only replaced your habit. same loving thing I did when I got out. not that I disagree with your decision to leave the bottle. good on you for that, but you're not sober. trust me, I have experience in being a tremendous gently caress-up. but seriously, kudos on keeping off the bottle. weed is awesome. gently caress the haters.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 06:37 |
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you fags seem to misunderstand this thread get drunk, embarrass yourself publicly and ruin every meaningful relationship in your life or plz take your friends of bill w poo poo to the pussy thread. thx and g*d bless
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 06:45 |
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I run an AA meeting. I smoke a lot of pot. I cannot however ride my bike with no handlebars. >_<
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 06:53 |
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Obama Africanus posted:I run an AA meeting.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 06:56 |
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2 hours sober
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:16 |
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>30 sec sober
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 07:28 |
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There's def a polly prissy pants at said AA meeting. But there always is, and she's always court ordered. Always.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 08:08 |
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 08:13 |
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Just imagining a handful of cops and a coroner having a knee-slapping chuckle while standing over this guy's windshield-shredded remains.
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 09:23 |
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Victor Vermis posted:Just imagining a handful of cops and a coroner having a knee-slapping chuckle while standing over this guy's windshield-shredded remains. That's what I was thinking. "Haha, the EMT's are gonna loving laugh their asses off at this one."
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 09:28 |
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Obama Africanus posted:There's def a polly prissy pants at said AA meeting. But there always is, and she's always court ordered. I'm guessing they throw them into your joke AA meetings because they're run by a unrepentant addict, champ. Keep on smoking weed to replace your old habit
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 10:37 |
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New neighbors down the road have a legit small scale brewery. New neighbors best neighbors Blister posted:I'm guessing they throw them into your joke AA meetings because they're run by a unrepentant addict, champ. Keep on smoking weed to replace your old habit what is this
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 10:47 |
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Fucitol posted:
judgement =*(
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:03 |
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well it's harshing my vibe this aggression will not stand, man
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:08 |
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sometimes, letting a little bit of penis inside you feels strangely exotic yet entirely familiar
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:10 |
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ive sometimes wished i could turn bread into precious gems just so that i could throw them on trash bags en masse just to see how long itd take to see the econony changing
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:12 |
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i went to the doctor and his prognosis was clinical fag but i couldnt hear him because of my horrid ear infection caused by leftover substances in my ear
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:13 |
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i once used a cheese slicer to tear off a perfect layer of fatty tissue from a seal's corpse and added that to my sandwich
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:14 |
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my friend decided to coil a spring around a dildo and attached a wooden plank with a hole with a diameter slightly shorter than the spring's but larger than the dildo's and went to town on it she was hopping all over the room
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:16 |
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this is the drunk thread, the krokodil thread is that way *points to tcc*
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:17 |
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i have a friend who works at special effects, namely makeup, so i once asked him to color me like a marble statue. I then went to the church with the help of a videocamera with nightshot (infrared that ets you see in the dark more or less i think) got undressed, hid the camera and clothes, and put on my fake crown of thorns I took down the jesus statue and took his place. the next morning while the baptism was going on, as soon as the baptised reached for the holy water I yelled "You are now recognized by the lord as one of his" and i started pissing all over him
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 11:20 |
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An oddly calm VP returns?
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 12:04 |
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hey everybody, remember deep thoughts by jack handy
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 12:04 |
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tuluk posted:you're a better poster than Cole in gip(somehow) and haven't claimed military experience like IDR or grover. Thank you, Bud. Though i'd like to clarify that the eye candy is for everyone, not just n4i. Everyone can appreciate good looking gay Men and their asses, especially Sports dudes and Soldiers, who Chose a career that lets them Look at a lot of dudes. I wrote a letter to my countrys Military where i said i would never shoot Gun for religious reasons and helped out some palestinian Refugees in Israel for a year instead of learning how to foldmy shirts to a Perfect square btw, but irespect people who can fold Their Shirt so it exactly fits their locker. Esp. If their hot
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 13:04 |
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Fucitol posted:well it's harshing my vibe Personal recover depends on AA unity, bro, he's harshing the entire groups sober vibe by being unwilling to take personal inventory of his own addictions
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 14:04 |
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what the gently caress why are we talking sobriety in the drunk thread worst drunk thread ever, everyone eat a bullet and wait for respawn
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# ? Jul 6, 2014 14:13 |
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ArfJason posted:Bunch of posts back to back Arf, please consolidate these to a single post in the future instead of spamming the thread. TIA!
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