Futurama Quote Thread: It's like letting air out of a balloon!

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MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Futurama quoters like swarms of things right?

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:12

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# ? Jun 4, 2024 03:34

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

MariusLecter posted:

Futurama quoters like swarms of things right?

Root Bear posted:

You guys like swarms of things, right?

I know a paradox when I see one! :mad:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:17

Cojawfee: May 31, 2006; I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

I'm going to quote you so many lizards.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 04:25

kefkafloyd: Jun 8, 2006; What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

I hope you all watched A Taste of Freedom on the Fourth of July, otherwise you're a communist.

# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:16

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

It's like there's a party in my mouth... and everyone's throwing up!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 18:50

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Retail Slave posted:

It's like there's a party in my mouth... and everyone's throwing up!

Whimmy-wham-wham-wazzle! Let's party!

# ? Jul 7, 2014 22:50

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

kefkafloyd posted:

I hope you all watched A Taste of Freedom on the Fourth of July, otherwise you're a communist.

I decided to spend my day enjoying the co-ed steam rooms available to us now that we live in the future.

Then the girls laughed at my junk :smith:

# ? Jul 7, 2014 23:29

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Jerusalem posted:

I decided to spend my day enjoying the co-ed steam rooms available to us now that we live in the future.

Then the girls laughed at my junk

It's used to it! Woooooooooo!

# ? Jul 8, 2014 18:58

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

kefkafloyd posted:

I hope you all watched A Taste of Freedom on the Fourth of July, otherwise you're a communist.

KILL HIM! KIIIILLLLL THE TRAITOR! :nixon:

(That episode has one of my favorite lines in it...when Nixon starts waxing poetic about THE GREAT TASTE OF CHARLESTON CHEW I just loving lose it every time.)

# ? Jul 8, 2014 19:00

kefkafloyd: Jun 8, 2006; What really knocked me out
Was her cheap sunglasses

Alter Ego posted:

KILL HIM! KIIIILLLLL THE TRAITOR!

(That episode has one of my favorite lines in it...when Nixon starts waxing poetic about THE GREAT TASTE OF CHARLESTON CHEW I just loving lose it every time.)

Yup, one of my favorite Nixon gags ever. The jowlyness always sells it.

Billy West describes his Nixon as "Anthony Hopkins as a Werewolf," and it makes a lot of sense. AROOO!

# ? Jul 8, 2014 19:05

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

kefkafloyd posted:

Yup, one of my favorite Nixon gags ever. The jowlyness always sells it.

Billy West describes his Nixon as "Anthony Hopkins as a Werewolf," and it makes a lot of sense. AROOO!

The commentary for the episode "A Head In The Polls" describes Billy West's path to discovering the Nixon voice in a bit more detail.

"Where'd Nixon's voice come from, Billy?"
"I don't know, I think I always just imagined he was about to turn into a werewolf."

Plus, it also has Billy repeatedly doing MORE Nixon stuff, so it's worth listening to because it's hilarious. He even does one entirely in character as Dr. Zoidberg (If memory serves it's "The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz")

Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 19:17 on Jul 8, 2014

# ? Jul 8, 2014 19:11

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Alter Ego posted:

KILL HIM! KIIIILLLLL THE TRAITOR!

(That episode has one of my favorite lines in it...when Nixon starts waxing poetic about THE GREAT TASTE OF CHARLESTON CHEW I just loving lose it every time.)

The commentary for that episode then has them all making fun of Charleston Chew, saying how terrible of a candy bar it is.

They're right. It's God-awful.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 17:05

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

DrBouvenstein posted:

The commentary for that episode then has them all making fun of Charleston Chew, saying how terrible of a candy bar it is.

They're right. It's God-awful.

Banana banana banana!

# ? Jul 9, 2014 18:36

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

DrBouvenstein posted:

The commentary for that episode then has them all making fun of Charleston Chew, saying how terrible of a candy bar it is.

They're right. It's God-awful.

I only recently found out that Charleston Chew actually exists, instead of something the show made up.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 12:24

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

DrBouvenstein posted:

The commentary for that episode then has them all making fun of Charleston Chew, saying how terrible of a candy bar it is.

They're right. It's God-awful.

NOBODY CAAAAARES
NOBODY CAAAAARES
NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBOOOOODY CAAAAAARES...

Some of the commentaries are, no lie, funnier than the episodes they're done over. David Cohen, John DiMaggio, and Billy West must have had so much fun.

More quotes: My God...this Mr. Fry must be a genius of the highest order!
*smash cut to Fry watching Sanford & Son*

Fritz Coldcockin fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Jul 10, 2014

# ? Jul 10, 2014 20:50

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Alter Ego posted:

NOBODY CAAAAARES
NOBODY CAAAAARES
NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBOOOOODY CAAAAAARES...

Some of the commentaries are, no lie, funnier than the episodes they're done over. David Cohen, John DiMaggio, and Billy West must have had so much fun.

More quotes: My God...this Mr. Fry must be a genius of the highest order!
*smash cut to Fry watching Sanford & Son*

This is why I'm sad that I don't have the DVDs and always watch on Netflix.

Oh dear, I've forgotten to quote. Oh dear! Oh dear... Oh dear! *is crushed*

strangemusic fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Jul 11, 2014

# ? Jul 11, 2014 03:04

soupcan58: Mar 13, 2008; You blew my mind, man!

Alter Ego posted:

More quotes: My God...this Mr. Fry must be a genius of the highest order!
*smash cut to Fry watching Sanford & Son*

*Billy West starts cackling*

Alter Ego posted:

NOBODY CAAAAARES
NOBODY CAAAAARES
NOBODY CARES NOBODY CARES NOBOOOOODY CAAAAAARES...

Some of the commentaries are, no lie, funnier than the episodes they're done over. David Cohen, John DiMaggio, and Billy West must have had so much fun.

Seriously. I moved to a new state and had to leave most of my stuff with my parents till I can afford to move it all down. My DVDs are in that group of things, and I miss the commentaries so goddamn much. I used to watch them so many times that I started quoting the commentaries more than the episodes.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 07:18

DrBouvenstein: Feb 28, 2007; I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

strangemusic posted:

Oh dear, I've forgotten to quote. Oh dear! Oh dear... Oh dear! *is crushed*

Tsk, tsk, tsk....to SHREDS, you say?

Well, how's his quote holding up?

To SHREDS, you say?

# ? Jul 11, 2014 14:12

Dr. Tommy John: Feb 20, 2004; "Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

soupcan58 posted:

Seriously. I moved to a new state and had to leave most of my stuff with my parents till I can afford to move it all down. My DVDs are in that group of things, and I miss the commentaries so goddamn much. I used to watch them so many times that I started quoting the commentaries more than the episodes.

You should write a book, soupcan58! People need to know about the [CAN'T WATCH DVD]

# ? Jul 11, 2014 16:51

Brute Squad: Dec 20, 2006; Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

Dr. Tommy John posted:

You should write a book, soupcan58! People need to know about the [CAN'T WATCH DVD]

Uh, have you robot version of Dr. Tommy John seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?

# ? Jul 11, 2014 17:44

Dr. Tommy John: Feb 20, 2004; "Just a few more ligaments and this baby can shoot 90!"

kelvron posted:

Uh, have you robot version of Dr. Tommy John seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?

Extra Zoidbergs? Hahaha. That's funny. Like a crazy old man. But you know what's not funny? Deadly Tritonian hyperquotaria. Just make sure to stay away from the methane quotes.

What smells like Methane?

# ? Jul 11, 2014 19:54

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Lightweights.

Oh wait, chlorine. :toxx:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:33

TravBot: Oct 10, 2004; If we can hit that bullseye the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards Checkmate

Data Graham posted:

Lightweights.

Oh wait, chlorine.

This thing is 30% chromium!

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:37

Fritz Coldcockin: Nov 7, 2005

TravBot posted:

This thing is 30% chromium!

I'm 40% dolemite! The rough, tough mineral that won't cop out when there's heat all about!

Also:

Holy hell...you're going to quote them? Well...um...just, er, make sure you quote them all. You're a growing boy. Toodle-oo!

Dumbass.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 20:47

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

Fun fact, I work for an app-driven on-demand laundry/dry-cleaning service. On occasion an article of clothing will get lost by the cleaning facility and we have to look through it via our lost & found. Women lose lots of bras. Every time it happens and someone says we need to look for a bra, I involuntarily go :ssh:

braaaaaa

This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 23:46

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

kelvron posted:

Uh, have you robot version of Dr. Tommy John seen any extra Zoidbergs around here?

We didn't see anything.

EVER! :gonk:

# ? Jul 12, 2014 00:06

IUG: Jul 14, 2007

Data Graham posted:

Fun fact, I work for an app-driven on-demand laundry/dry-cleaning service. On occasion an article of clothing will get lost by the cleaning facility and we have to look through it via our lost & found. Women lose lots of bras. Every time it happens and someone says we need to look for a bra, I involuntarily go braaaaaa

This has been Roseanne, your guide to the world of facts.

Fascinating, if true.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 00:32

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Jerusalem posted:

We didn't see anything.

EVER!

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there could be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much... better. Prepare to enter... the Scary Door.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 00:33

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

strangemusic posted:

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there could be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much... better. Prepare to enter... the Scary Door.

IT TURNS OUT IT'S MAN!

# ? Jul 12, 2014 00:47

Root Bear: Nov 15, 2004; DARKEST SKETCH

strangemusic posted:

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there could be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much... better. Prepare to enter... the Scary Door.

Are you jacking-on in there? :raise:

# ? Jul 12, 2014 02:53

strangemusic: Aug 7, 2008; I shield you because I need charge
Is not because I like you or anything!

Root Bear posted:

Are you jacking-on in there?

No! Don't come in! :blush:

# ? Jul 12, 2014 04:12

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

strangemusic?

STRANGEMUSIC!

STRANGEMUSIC!?!

Have you seen my sombrero?

# ? Jul 12, 2014 05:47

Coleman: May 5, 2011; This just in: Beverly Hills 90210, Cleveland Browns 3.

Jerusalem posted:

strangemusic?

STRANGEMUSIC!

STRANGEMUSIC!?!

Have you seen my sombrero?

Wait a minute, Strangemusics name isn't Strangemusak, it's Strangemusic!

# ? Jul 12, 2014 05:59

Rap Game Goku: Apr 2, 2008; Word to your moms, I came to drop spirit bombs

Coleman posted:

Wait a minute, Strangemusics name isn't Strangemusak, it's Strangemusic!

I've NOT heard of him.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 17:23

SixFigureSandwich: Oct 30, 2004; Exciting Lemon

strangemusic posted:

You're entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there could be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much... better. Prepare to enter... the Scary Door.

There's also a whole lot of drugs in here.

# ? Jul 12, 2014 18:07