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Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Why does Lowtax allow "private messages" on this site? I've never thought that conspiracies planned in the dark to be good for a wholesome forum like this one. André Malraux said, "Man is not what he thinks he is, he is what he hides." If you are hiding something in PMs that you cannot express to your fellow goons out in the light of day, then please think long and hard about if you really need to privately message people, or if you're just a joker trying to win mod favoritism and planning dark forum conspiracies. Peace.

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satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

ur gay

turdriver
May 31, 2014

by XyloJW
you should get autobanned for blocking ppl

what kind of big dumb baby blocks ppl?????

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

sounds like op is bitter that nobody has ever cared enough to send him a pm

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
andré malraux didn't say that

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Cucking Mama posted:

andré malraux didn't say that

prove it fucker

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


if you had plat i would send you so much goatse

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Post history is where its at.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
I have a total of 11 pms with the latest being jun 5th, is their a bigger gay loser than me?

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
I was gonna PM you op but you don't have the rights of PM so can't let you in on it.

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics
I sent sid a pm and got squat in return

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

private mods gestapoing up this bitch

solovyov
Feb 23, 2006

LAWYER FIGHT
It is true that sunlight is the best disinfectant.

My last PM was sent to Rhonyn Peacemaker on June 22, 2014 at 10:37. Subject line: A gift. Body: the following url which was not marked :nws: but is in fact something you should not open if you are at work https://31.media.tumblr.com/e0ce0855e7296c4035cffa567248e635/tumblr_mg73orboTh1ql9yy0o1_500.gif

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Cucking Mama posted:

I sent sid a pm and got squat in return

im trying to think of how to word all of it, it was quite the loving ordeal man

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


solovyov posted:

It is true that sunlight is the best disinfectant.

My last PM was sent to Rhonyn Peacemaker on June 22, 2014 at 10:37. Subject line: A gift. Body: the following url which was not marked :nws: but is in fact something you should not open if you are at work https://31.media.tumblr.com/e0ce0855e7296c4035cffa567248e635/tumblr_mg73orboTh1ql9yy0o1_500.gif

gay

Cucking Mama
Sep 27, 2013

Gold Medalist, 2014 shit post olympics

Oil Can Boyd posted:

im trying to think of how to word all of it, it was quite the loving ordeal man

I appreciate your dedication. I'm constantly reminded of my ignorance

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
if anyone has any good ideas on how to kill op & get away with it pls PM me

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
God your life is pathetic OP. Your last thread was about how people saying mean things to you for your lovely posting made you feel bad.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Cucking Mama posted:

I appreciate your dedication. I'm constantly reminded of my ignorance

:ohdear: i wasnt trying to imply you were ignorant it just really was a loving crazy situation, ill try and type some paragraphs tonight for you, im gonna be hanging with real life buds and playing fightan games this evening or id write it earlier

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
Is the NSA spying on our PMs? :tinfoil:

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Hobohemian posted:

God your life is pathetic OP. Your last thread was about how people saying mean things to you for your lovely posting made you feel bad.

Oh yeah, well you know what this post did? It made me feel bad. If that was your goal, mission accomplished I guess.

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW

Buschmaki posted:

Oh yeah, well you know what this post did? It made me feel bad. If that was your goal, mission accomplished I guess.

Of course that's my goal. Why wouldn't it be my goal to shame lovely posters into not posting?

Chris Awful
Oct 2, 2005

Tell your friends they don't have to be scared or hungry anymore comrades.
OP, use this mistake as lesson learned it will help with your personal growth as an adult. We all play this game of life as we go, learning from trial and error and observing others' mistakes.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

unlimited shrimp posted:

if anyone has any good ideas on how to kill op & get away with it pls PM me

done.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
i send pm's all the time i want to get my loving moneys worth

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


sether01 posted:

i send pm's all the time i want to get my loving moneys worth

i expect a pm from you now okay thank you

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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You bourgeoisie making fun of me for believing in change and not having plat, I have taken your names down. When the Forums Revolution begins, I will see that your plats and archives are distributed through the forum populace fairly and evenly, enjoy your smug sense of superiority now, because the forums revolution will not be posted about.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Chris Awful posted:

Is the NSA spying on our PMs? :tinfoil:

no they're secure stupid

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lol this dude still doesnt have plat

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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Oil Can Boyd posted:

lol this dude still doesnt have plat

:(

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


im sorry if i had ten bucks id totally buy you plat ese

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

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thanks amigoon

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




unlimited shrimp posted:

if anyone has any good ideas on how to kill op & get away with it pls PM me

Leave him in a hot car all day. That works on most babies.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
I like it.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Parallax Scroll posted:

no they're secure stupid

metadata

hm yes

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
i would not pay extra money to talk to most of you hosed up deviants on a private basis. soz.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


paranoid randroid posted:

i would not pay extra money to talk to most of you hosed up deviants on a private basis. soz.

we donet want you too

www
Aug 4, 2010

if any ladies want to pm me pls do

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Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Moved to QCS.

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