MLB GDT 7/9/14: The Dodgers are on and She Wants the D

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Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Is it possible to chalk up a loss for both teams?

# ? Jul 9, 2014 22:25

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:45

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

Well ...... poo poo.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 22:25

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Calhoun turning into a beast out of nowhere gives me hope for the Angels farm

# ? Jul 9, 2014 22:27

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Welp

# ? Jul 9, 2014 22:27

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

Navarro double.

So basically:

Chexoid posted:

This games a loving disaster

# ? Jul 9, 2014 22:34

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Doushite Kawasaki

# ? Jul 9, 2014 22:40

Stiev Awt: Mar 20, 2007

Trout is good. Summer is hot.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 23:12

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

Todd Redmond rolling so far.

No I mean he tripped and is now rolling down the third base line.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 23:20

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Jesus this game

# ? Jul 9, 2014 23:51

Chexoid: Nov 5, 2009; Now that I have this dating robot I can take it easy.

What would posses a man to watch baseball.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 23:52

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

I'm seriously considering my life choices.

# ? Jul 9, 2014 23:53

thompson: Jun 6, 2006

Nice job Marlins.... :lol:

# ? Jul 9, 2014 23:54

abelwingnut: Dec 23, 2002

Anthony Rizzo is the truth.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 00:57

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

ESPN is promoting a Star Wars theme for tonight's broadcast. :confused:

Thats just... stupid.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:02

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Death to ESPN.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:05

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Oh, the Angels won that poo poo show? Woo.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:06

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Alright, the game has even started yet and already this gimmick is getting tiresome.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:12

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

they should have dressed these motherfuckers in rebel and imperial attire. loving wookies pitching to stormtroopers make it happen bud

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:25

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Who's the more foolish, this team or the goon who follows them?

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:34

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

looked safe, probably wont overturn it, matt adams is fat, more great outfield defense by mccutcheon turning a ball he missplayed into an out

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:35

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Impressive.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:41

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

cool maybe yadi is hurt

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:56

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

The Rangers loving Suck

# ? Jul 10, 2014 01:56

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

I�ve got a very bad feeling about this.
(In case you haven't guessed, I've decided to describe this game using only quotes from the Star Wars movies)

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:02

KIM JONG TRILL: Nov 29, 2006; GIN AND JUCHE

holy poo poo that catch by george springer

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:13

Santheb: Jul 13, 2005

Home plate umpire in the Nats/O's game is a joke. At least he's consistently bad for both teams though.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:15

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

matt adams is on fire

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:20

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

looks like yadi is out of the game with some kind of thumb injury

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:22

Anubis: Oct 9, 2003; It's hard to keep sand out of ears this big.; Fun Shoe

Scob posted:

looks like yadi is out of the game with some kind of thumb injury

Hopefully cautionary. We are really getting to this guy early tonight. A couple more runs here would make me feel comfortable.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:26

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Anubis posted:

Hopefully cautionary. We are really getting to this guy early tonight. A couple more runs here would make me feel comfortable.

It's Lance Lynn approaching the all star break so there's like a 50-50 chance that they're due for a 5 run inning or something.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:27

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

rick sutcliffe really wants to see a squeeze play happen

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:27

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

AJ Pierzynski will be the 2014 rear end in a top hat that cards fans grow to love.

In previous years this role was played by Chris carpenter.

And briefly in 2008 by Julio lugo

E: apparently it was 2009

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:30

Scob: Jul 17, 2005

haha craig you so bad

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:31

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Scob posted:

haha craig you so bad

Master Allen :smith:

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:32

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

why is chewbacca at a baseball game

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:32

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

MourningView posted:

why is chewbacca at a baseball game

As previously noted ESPN and the Cards are having a Star Wars Night Promotion.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:34

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

As previously noted ESPN and the Cards are having a Star Wars Night Promotion.

"Hey Chewie do you want to go to a baseball game?"

"RAWARAWWWWRRRAAARRR"*

*what the gently caress is baseball? I am a wookie from space, moron

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:37

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Chewbacca feels a kinship with jayson werth

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:41

MourningView: Sep 2, 2006; Is this Heaven?

Matt Carpenter just hosed his wrist up making a diving stop that netted zero outs and allowed a run. So that's a bummer.

e: oh he's staying in. Well I'm sure he's fine, the Cardinals would never underestimate an injury.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:41

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# ? May 16, 2024 17:45

FairGame: Jul 24, 2001; Der Kommander

Apparently it's death to cardinals all stars night.

# ? Jul 10, 2014 02:43

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