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Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA9lHghxzIU Skip to 6:20 to listen to a man gag on a cactus

Can someone please explain this to me, at what point in this guy's life do you think he started thinking to himself "hmmm I want to be famous on youtube....I wonder where I could buy a cactus around here?" He also has a video of himself pepper spraying himself in the eyes then snorting a condom through his nose but that is a story for another day. Anyways, what do you think it is? Is it for fame? youtube ad money? a poor attempt at grasping some kind of skill? Also if anyone knows of any videos of anybody doing even stupider things post them!

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


why did he peewee herman his face

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

i dont know about any of that but i want to say that cactus juice drinks are really good

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
Where did you find the time to find this video?

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?

Fartington Butts posted:

why did he peewee herman his face

I guess eating a cactus with elastics all over your face nets you a higher fame reward than without?

toxicitysquared
Nov 12, 2007

:jiggled:
Jiggled Again
:jiggled:

what

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?

One Legged Cat
Aug 31, 2004

DAY I GOT COOKIE
gently caress, I gagged watching this guy put himself through a personal hell. Right after he takes a bite his confused moans make it obvious that he only just realized what he was getting into. Then he tries to swallow and makes these inhuman gagging shouts. (6:35 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qA9lHghxzIU&t=394s )

Watch it, it's great.

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


These are the types of people you meet in the Bronx at 3 A.M.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008


Those are rubber bands OP

Solomonic
Jan 3, 2008

INCIPIT SANTA

Davincie posted:

i dont know about any of that but i want to say that cactus juice drinks are really good

yeah margaritas with prickly pear juice are surprisingly great (if you're into margaritas)

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Checking Youtube, some other dude 'The LA Beast' has also decided to eat an entire cactus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

I mean, I'm not really shocked, just kind of accepting the fact that Youtube has bred an entire small populace of people who are so desperate for pageviews that they will try to eat cacti. And I just gave them some.

Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Jul 12, 2014

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This is some Hellraiser poo poo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGwibPdEOVk

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

God what kind of meth addled failure eats a cactus?

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
None of you have ever heard of nopalitos? :shrug:

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

Checking Youtube, some other dude 'The LA Beast' has also decided to eat an entire cactus.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

I mean, I'm not really shocked, just kind of accepting the fact that Youtube has bred an entire small populace of people who are so desperate for pageviews that they will try to eat cacti. And I just gave them some.

I like how the disclaimer says it's 100 percent safe to eat. I call bullshit, isn't there a very real chance of some kind of internal cutting/puncturing?

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?
Shoenice is another youtuber I've heard of but he takes things to the next level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxIWNK4-T-c
He literally eats glue wtf? He also has videos of himself downing entire bottles of alcohol which he then says required him to go to the hospital in the next video. But I'm sure he's a lot more well known than chuck from the bronx around here.

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vsqvH0ogq54



deodorant ... mmmmmmm

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
capitalism

Kakarot
Jul 20, 2013

by zen death robot
Buglord
did he died at least

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

And yes, these dudes also have a cactus eating video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547Ik

Biff Johnston
Mar 28, 2010

You're crocked, aren't ya?

You Are A Elf posted:

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

And yes, these dudes also have a cactus eating video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547Ik

do these millions and millions of views translate into any real money? Are we the idiots for NOT jumping into cactuses?

Willias
Sep 3, 2008

Biff Johnston posted:

Shoenice is another youtuber I've heard of but he takes things to the next level
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxIWNK4-T-c
He literally eats glue wtf? He also has videos of himself downing entire bottles of alcohol which he then says required him to go to the hospital in the next video. But I'm sure he's a lot more well known than chuck from the bronx around here.

you linked the wrong video, link the one where he eats a cactus and hot sauce

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAmRETTyRQg

les fleurs du mall
Jun 30, 2014

by LadyAmbien
That man has more ambition than 90% of us though

Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO

You Are A Elf posted:

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

And yes, these dudes also have a cactus eating video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwtY5g547Ik

hey i've seen these dudes before

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=erpIDndJmbk

Kidsolo
Dec 4, 2006

Give the dog a bone
beaten like a redheaded step child

Kidsolo fucked around with this message at 05:20 on Jul 12, 2014

Dely Apple
Apr 22, 2006

Sing me Spanish Techno


Quickscope420dad posted:

That man has more ambition than 90% of us though

Too bad he used it to eat a cactus instead of to master particle physics

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
LA Beast loving owns and prob can party irl like John Belushi in his prime...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

edit: shoenice, otoh is kinda too sad to watch because even though he seems like a good dude (at least going by the interview Vice did with him) with a big heart, he clearly went through some pretty significant family trauma during childhood and is clearly slowly drinking himself to an early death on/off camera because i really doubt that his poo poo has ever been properly assessed and treated by psych pros.

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:33 on Jul 12, 2014

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Biff Johnston posted:

do these millions and millions of views translate into any real money? Are we the idiots for NOT jumping into cactuses?

I know a guy who has some sort of sports related Youtube channel that sometimes get up to a couple hundred thousand views per video and I know he makes a bit of money from it. I imagine someone getting several times that is probably raking in cash if they monetize their videos properly.

Escape_GOAT
May 20, 2004

Found out an ex-girlfriend of mine got all into WoW and poo poo sometime after we broke up. She now is trying to do the whole "gamer chick" gimmick and posts videos of herself playing WoW, Hearthstone, and LoL while she just rambles into the mic.

What I'm saying is that watching some dude wretch as he ate a cactus was less painful to watch.

Nog
May 15, 2006

pretty sure you'll become youtube famous if you record a video of you literally eating your own hat (make a video before it where you promise to eat your own hat if you are wrong about some really obvious thing, like pretend you think argentina has an actual chance i nthe world cup, this will give it a convincing back story)

name the video "man eats his own hat over germany win" and make the thumbnail one of some chick's rack

my fee for this youtube fame idea of 10% of your views

nimh
Sep 18, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Best cactus stunt:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Carl Seitan posted:

Found out an ex-girlfriend of mine got all into WoW and poo poo sometime after we broke up. She now is trying to do the whole "gamer chick" gimmick and posts videos of herself playing WoW, Hearthstone, and LoL while she just rambles into the mic.

What I'm saying is that watching some dude wretch as he ate a cactus was less painful to watch.

No matter how awkward she is, she can just point the camera at her boobs and say something about WoW stats and she'll get like thousands of views and thousands of comments insulting her for being a woman.

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

QUEEN CAUCUS posted:

No matter how awkward she is, she can just point the camera at her boobs and say something about WoW stats and she'll get like thousands of views and thousands of comments insulting her for being a woman.

all the top videos on yt are fail compilation with tits as thumbnail that don't in fact contain tits

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
loving lame imho

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



You Are A Elf posted:

Why eat a cactus for Internet fame when you can body slam one for Internet fame?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHSJCMkUa9Y

That's not a body slam, it's a flying cross body, or maybe a splash if you count the cactus as laying down. It might also be the worlds worst flying headbutt.

Flashbang!
May 16, 2009

Choco1980 posted:

None of you have ever heard of nopalitos? :shrug:

will filming my grandma cook net thousands of views?

Fuck Your Website
Nov 29, 2003
FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR WEBSITE
People are loving stupid

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Wayside Bazaar posted:

LA Beast loving owns and prob can party irl like John Belushi in his prime...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4KPWOUkbw8

edit: shoenice, otoh is kinda too sad to watch because even though he seems like a good dude (at least going by the interview Vice did with him) with a big heart, he clearly went through some pretty significant family trauma during childhood and is clearly slowly drinking himself to an early death on/off camera because i really doubt that his poo poo has ever been properly assessed and treated by psych pros.

LA Beast filmed himself eating a 5 lb bag of Haribo sugarless gummibears. Why would anyone do that to themselves. :stare:

EDIT: Also he filmed his bathroom door while he pooped liquid misery and we got to hear all the noises at the end lol

Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 07:43 on Jul 12, 2014

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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
Sound's like a lonely crazy dude with a large pain tolerance.

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