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1) her phone wouldn't play a song and i said "that's because android is a piece of poo poo ha ha ha"
2) i said two chainz sounds like he was ripping off rick ross' flow
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Jul 12, 2014 07:55
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- Puppy Galaxy
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i was right about both things and also i am sleeping in the guest room
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Jul 12, 2014 07:58
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- Puppy Galaxy
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thank you godspeed john glenn and may i say, godspeed john glenn
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Jul 12, 2014 08:00
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bump for additional support
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Jul 12, 2014 08:06
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- vapoursquid
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I agree that 2 chainz is poo poo
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Jul 12, 2014 08:07
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- Cosmic Charlie
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How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
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I once woke up a girlfriend by tapping her head with my boner. We are no longer together.
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Jul 12, 2014 08:10
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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I once woke up a girlfriend by tapping her head with my boner. We are no longer together.
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Jul 12, 2014 08:17
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- 3dou
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The best kind of sex is VHS.
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my last girlfriend broke up with me because i was jacking off to a picture of her. i mean sure i photoshopped a penis on her but it was a feminine penis. i don't get why she was so upset, whatever.
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Jul 12, 2014 08:18
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- problematic hug
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Jul 12, 2014 08:19
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- Bargearse
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🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
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my girlfriend once got very drunk in a chinese karaoke bar
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Jul 12, 2014 08:43
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android is not a piece of poo poo and now IM mad at u
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Jul 12, 2014 10:19
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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rick ross and two chainz are both terrible rappers
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Jul 12, 2014 10:20
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- ulvir
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lmfao if you don't think android is the superior mobile platform.
hint: it is
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Jul 12, 2014 10:22
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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yeah awesome 3rd party apps that don't have to go through all that apple store bullshit owns.
I have online risk and spacehulk on my phone take that Steve Jebo
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Jul 12, 2014 10:31
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lmbtfo you tried to insult someone for ripping off RAWSE?
I wouldnt touch your dick either + its prob as bad as everything else itt
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Jul 12, 2014 11:25
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I mean Im not defending tity boi but if the worst thing you can say is how dare he plagarise the flow and stylings of the great Boss Rick Rosay Rawse idk
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Jul 12, 2014 11:26
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her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3rFgr0Tu1c
you:
omg ios is as obviously supperiour to android as gucci mane is to young jeezy I dont see ho[blahblahblahblah dick doesnt get touched]
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Jul 12, 2014 11:32
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- Damp Star Baby
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Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
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rick ross, two chainz and young jeezy are terrible rappers
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Jul 12, 2014 11:33
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that is true
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Jul 12, 2014 11:37
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hahahahaha ice cube made a song w 2chainz, video coming soon apparently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeiUZDeKryQ
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Jul 12, 2014 12:19
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- Looke
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android is poo poo though
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Jul 12, 2014 13:48
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- Bloodfart McCoy
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That's a high quality avatar right there.
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Champagn. Drown a bitch until she gotta pee!
Maybach Music
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Jul 12, 2014 14:20
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- pogi
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rick ross, two chainz and young jeezy are terrible rappers
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Jul 12, 2014 15:16
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- dogcrash truther
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1) Shouted death to America
2) Vest failed to go off
3) Forgot to pick up eggs on the way home
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Jul 12, 2014 15:42
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- Arnold of Soissons
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My wife got mad at me b/c I asked her if she knew that light switches went both ways
"oh hey were you done in the kitchen or are you going back in there?"
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Jul 12, 2014 15:45
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Nagging girlfriend w big tits: Can you please remember to pick up eggs on the way home from the baseball game?
Me: heh heh heh sure honey whatever heh heh. Could you hand me my vest?
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Jul 12, 2014 15:46
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1) Shouted death to America
2) Vest failed to go off
3) Forgot to pick up eggs on the way home
4) show got renewed anyway
5) still havent figured out what to do
6) still no eggs
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Jul 12, 2014 15:46
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- Looke
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goons claiming they have girlfriends will never get old
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Jul 12, 2014 17:07
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- dogcrash truther
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dogcrash truther will never provide eggs, but he will supply sperm.
because of my education, intelligence, body type, and general health, I was once a highly paid sperm donor
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Jul 12, 2014 17:14
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- i am he
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because of my education, intelligence, body type, and general health, I was once a highly paid sperm donor
In my head, dogcrash truther looks exactly like matt damon, and i bet all these things are true.
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Jul 12, 2014 17:17
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- WhenInRome
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byob is my girlfriend
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Jul 12, 2014 17:32
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- Tane
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hi im a dumb idiot and its more important for me to be right than to be loved
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Jul 12, 2014 18:01
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- the unabonger
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Jul 12, 2014 18:29
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my gf got mad at me because she's got into the habit of rolling her eyes at people and it annoys the ever living gently caress out of me
communication is key!
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Jul 12, 2014 18:43
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- FluffieDuckie
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real dolls don't talk back
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Jul 12, 2014 18:46
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- emmie
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real dolls don't talk back
hahahaha
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Jul 12, 2014 18:51
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