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Puppy Galaxy

1) her phone wouldn't play a song and i said "that's because android is a piece of poo poo ha ha ha"
2) i said two chainz sounds like he was ripping off rick ross' flow

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Puppy Galaxy

i was right about both things and also i am sleeping in the guest room

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


i agree

Puppy Galaxy

thank you godspeed john glenn and may i say, godspeed john glenn

Puppy Galaxy

bump for additional support

vapoursquid

none other
I agree that 2 chainz is poo poo

Cosmic Charlie

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
I once woke up a girlfriend by tapping her head with my boner. We are no longer together.

vapoursquid

none other

Cosmic Charlie posted:

I once woke up a girlfriend by tapping her head with my boner. We are no longer together.

:eyepop:

3dou

The best kind of sex is VHS.
women :rolleyes:
my last girlfriend broke up with me because i was jacking off to a picture of her. i mean sure i photoshopped a penis on her but it was a feminine penis. i don't get why she was so upset, whatever.

problematic hug

Bargearse

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.
my girlfriend once got very drunk in a chinese karaoke bar

Highly Unnecessary

android is not a piece of poo poo and now IM mad at u

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
rick ross and two chainz are both terrible rappers

ulvir

lmfao if you don't think android is the superior mobile platform.

hint: it is

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH
yeah awesome 3rd party apps that don't have to go through all that apple store bullshit owns.

I have online risk and spacehulk on my phone take that Steve Jebo

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
lmbtfo you tried to insult someone for ripping off RAWSE?


I wouldnt touch your dick either + its prob as bad as everything else itt

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
I mean Im not defending tity boi but if the worst thing you can say is how dare he plagarise the flow and stylings of the great Boss Rick Rosay Rawse idk

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3rFgr0Tu1c

you:
omg ios is as obviously supperiour to android as gucci mane is to young jeezy I dont see ho[blahblahblahblah dick doesnt get touched]

Damp Star Baby

Staying Legend. CA Exempt DEATH

Damp Star Baby posted:

rick ross, two chainz and young jeezy are terrible rappers

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

that is true

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW
hahahahaha ice cube made a song w 2chainz, video coming soon apparently

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeiUZDeKryQ

Looke

android is poo poo though

Bloodfart McCoy

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Champagn. Drown a bitch until she gotta pee!







Maybach Music

Flynn Taggart

My wife got mad at me b/c I asked her if she knew that light switches went both ways :shrug:

pogi

Damp Star Baby posted:

rick ross, two chainz and young jeezy are terrible rappers

dogcrash truther
1) Shouted death to America
2) Vest failed to go off
3) Forgot to pick up eggs on the way home

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

Flynn Taggart posted:

My wife got mad at me b/c I asked her if she knew that light switches went both ways :shrug:

"oh hey were you done in the kitchen or are you going back in there?"

dogcrash truther
Nagging girlfriend w big tits: Can you please remember to pick up eggs on the way home from the baseball game?
Me: heh heh heh sure honey whatever heh heh. Could you hand me my vest?

Arnold of Soissons

by XyloJW

dogcrash truther posted:

1) Shouted death to America
2) Vest failed to go off
3) Forgot to pick up eggs on the way home

4) show got renewed anyway
5) still havent figured out what to do
6) still no eggs

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


dogcrash truther will never provide eggs, but he will supply sperm.

Looke

goons claiming they have girlfriends will never get old

dogcrash truther

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

dogcrash truther will never provide eggs, but he will supply sperm.

because of my education, intelligence, body type, and general health, I was once a highly paid sperm donor

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

because of my education, intelligence, body type, and general health, I was once a highly paid sperm donor

In my head, dogcrash truther looks exactly like matt damon, and i bet all these things are true.

WhenInRome
byob is my girlfriend

Tane

hi im a dumb idiot and its more important for me to be right than to be loved

the unabonger

Arnold of Soissons posted:

her:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3rFgr0Tu1c

you:
omg ios is as obviously supperiour to android as gucci mane is to young jeezy I dont see ho[blahblahblahblah dick doesnt get touched]

Disco_Bandit
my gf got mad at me because she's got into the habit of rolling her eyes at people and it annoys the ever living gently caress out of me

communication is key!

FluffieDuckie

real dolls don't talk back

emmie

FluffieDuckie posted:

real dolls don't talk back

hahahaha

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Ready for adventure!


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