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Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008

What if you ever saw a alien?

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Virginia Slams
Nov 17, 2012


gently caress you

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I'd gently caress him up

Cabrini-Green Tea
Aug 20, 2009

wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

Grody posted:

gently caress you

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp

Broenheim posted:

I'd gently caress him

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
i'd pull out my dick and teach him to shake hands

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
we talkin star trek "beautiful green space woman" aliens or some h r giger/wayne barlowe freakshow

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

This has already been thoroughly covered in the 1998 documentary "Dirty Work".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jluTLx9Kuc

Davincie
Jul 7, 2008

take a blurry picture

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
technically it is very hard to see an alien because they use psychic techniques to disguise themselves as an owl or a deer when they abduct you, and they implant screen memories or cause missing time

hope this helps

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

hope you're a dude because there's something you need to know about aliens

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The Brown Menace
Dec 24, 2010

Now comes in all colors.


Rita Repulsa posted:

we talkin star trek "beautiful green space woman" aliens or some h r giger/wayne barlowe freakshow

i was assuming mexican

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
whats the aliens tits like?

Cool Blue Reason
Jan 7, 2010

by Lowtax
I'd be spooked tbh.. probably run away.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
report it to the INS. :911:

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

A misanthrope posted:

hope you're a dude because there's something you need to know about aliens



Fagiens found in UFo fuckpod

Hobohemian
Sep 30, 2005

by XyloJW
I'd say, "Hola, que onda?"

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW

The Brown Menace posted:

i was assuming mexican

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

[img]http://i.imgur.com/GsrVWDL.gif[/ig]

Somebody fucked around with this message at 10:47 on Jul 14, 2014

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
gaylien

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
for real tho aliens are gay -- like the gross have sex with random men in the park kind of gay

i'm sorry if you've been abducted because

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

It's interesting that we all immediately thought about sex when confronted with the idea of aliens. Very interesting.

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW

The Human Crouton posted:

It's interesting that we all immediately thought about sex when confronted with the idea of aliens. Very interesting.

Figure its time to give them a bit of anal probing back.

Teron D Amun
Oct 9, 2010

The Human Crouton posted:

It's interesting that we all immediately thought about sex when confronted with the idea of aliens. Very interesting.

its what Kirk would do

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
wormholes

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

FuriousGeorge posted:

report it to the INS. :911:

the unabonger
Jun 21, 2009
pass it the blunt

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
US got the aliens under control

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


:fap:

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
What if you never saw an alien? ;)

The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

Zombie Boat posted:

What if you never saw an alien? ;)

I guess you're never getting laid then.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

i'd have sex with it. don't care what the gently caress it was i would find an orifice and stuff the poo poo out of it.

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I'd bend it over and do some probing of my own :wink:

RonMexicosPitbull
Feb 28, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wP45B_Stxu0

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
Kill it. Roll it. Smoke it.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
lol if aliens ever did land and goons met it we'd be hosed


"they raped us and smoked us for a recreational high. fire the god laser"

free Trapt CD
Aug 22, 2013

*~:coffeepal:~*
I've got plenty of java
and Chesterfield Kings

*~:h:~*
this song is just like my experience with the grays. however i never 'saw' them except while on their operating table... if i had i would say "hey man, peace out! no need to rush off, i'm no square!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzkU_ckRXHY

Chairman Wao
Mar 5, 2013

go star
If it bleeds I can kill it.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPvmIxu-LSA

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