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Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

They sell over priced t-shirts, and just about anything else they can stick their label on

The only draw seems to be insecure internet women looking for attention

Someone help me to understand why these two dudes deserve the 10's of millions they make in a year (maybe 100 million I dunno)



Also they have some sort of shrine to Bill Murray, he was pretty good in some movies like 20 years ago I guess

In fact goons have run across them numerous times, for stealing work directly from this here forum and stamping their logo on it

PS: Forgot the sleaziest part, they draw all the suckers in by getting them to donate to their charity... guess how much actually goes to help whatever sob story they dug up this week?

PPS: Now they have their own brand of beer, it apparently tastes like cat piss

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Whatever bruh

Let's blade

makoto20
Nov 23, 2006
Is that Craig Kilborn on the right? If so he deserves all the money plus all the bitcoins. He made the Daily Show what it is today.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Their charity is renting space from their for-profit company...

Part V, Item 9a
Sublease Between Chive Charities and Resignation Media
The Charity has subleased office space from Resignation Media ("Resignation"), a for profit
entity in which each of Leo Resig and John Resig owns a 40% interest. The Charity and
Resignation executed a sublease agreement for a one-year term (the "Agreement"). Pursuant
to the Agreement, the Charity will remit to Resignation one-half of the monthly rent ($4,250) for
the use of one-half of Resignation's office space located at 701 Ocean Front Walk. A copy of
the Agreement is attached as Exhibit 6.


So at least $4,250 monthly is going to their swanky office space, paid by donations

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010

chive is like chivo's right?

like, can't wait to load up my blops to get a couple of chivos, aw ye.

right?

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Pladdicus posted:

chive is like chivo's right?

like, can't wait to load up my blops to get a couple of chivos, aw ye.

right?

I always thought it was cheevos

I think chivo is something mexicans eat :ese:

Cabbages and VHS
Aug 25, 2004

Listen, I've been around a bit, you know, and I thought I'd seen some creepy things go on in the movie business, but I really have to say this is the most disgusting thing that's ever happened to me.
in all fairness they steal poo poo from 4chan too.

http://thechive.com/2014/07/12/cat-saturday-34-photos-10/

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
oh no, two motivated and not lazy obese dudes made money by copy/pasting poo poo mentally ill ppl post about for free on some forums lets all hate them

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the gently caress have u ever done besides make this poo poo thread OP

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

im gay

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


How much do you enjoy throbbing hard cocks? Both inside and outside your body? Just wondering, for a friend

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.

Sappo569 posted:

So at least $4,250 monthly is going to their swanky office space, paid by donations

HOLY poo poo OVER FOUR LARGE PER MONTH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

Office space costs a lot in places people actually want to live, OP

Kill you are self

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

the gently caress have u ever done besides make this poo poo thread OP

I made this thread, as you already pointed out.

And I also made some pretty kick rear end scrambled eggs for breakfast, with little bits of bacon mixed in.

Your move

psyopmonkey
Nov 15, 2008

by Lowtax
Whats the chive?

I like Bill Murray.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Because the world is arbitrary and unfair

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Bregor posted:

HOLY poo poo OVER FOUR LARGE PER MONTH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

Office space costs a lot in places people actually want to live, OP

Kill you are self

Here in Canada 4g's would buy you the CN Tower

Eh!

Explosive Tampons
Jul 9, 2014

Your days are gone!!!
This is bullshit pure and simple.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Arian_Samurai posted:

Because the world is arbitrary and unfair

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sappo569 posted:

I made this thread, as you already pointed out.

And I also made some pretty kick rear end scrambled eggs for breakfast, with little bits of bacon mixed in.

Your move

i went to Israel a few months ago and kidnapped and murdered some dumb poo poo israeli hitchikers near gaza and theyre still upset about it lol

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

a creepy colon posted:

i went to Israel a few months ago and kidnapped and murdered some dumb poo poo israeli hitchikers near gaza and theyre still upset about it lol

Did you try their cigarettes?

Apparently they're what real men smoke, but I tried some and they were really weak

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax
i don't know what you're talking about OP.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Has anyone said Jizzrael yet?

Barfoid 3
Jun 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Bregor posted:

HOLY poo poo OVER FOUR LARGE PER MONTH JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST

Office space costs a lot in places people actually want to live, OP

Kill you are self

piss off mate

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
chive on brother

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

Gaunab posted:

chive on brother

now we're talking!

how much did you donate to anonymous cancer patient #1,743?

Jim Barris
Aug 13, 2009
Ok so this whole chive thing is some kind of clothing line? I thought it had something to do with the marines because the only time ive ever seen this poo poo is in the form of a 'keep calm and chive on' sticker on the back of a car and invariably it's always right next to some stripe of marine corp sticker.

Bregor
May 31, 2013

People are idiots, Leslie.
If this gets you fired up then I would avoid the SC thread

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


idk the website looks like stupid fucktardery but lol if u dont think i'd be all involved in some stupid fucktardery for millions a year

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Bregor posted:

If this gets you fired up then I would avoid the SC thread

lol did they break 48 million yet?

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Sappo569 posted:

now we're talking!

how much did you donate to anonymous cancer patient #1,743?

none. friend took me to a meetup last year. i wasn't too fond of it all

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

i love chives on my baked potat, not really sure what else they are good for

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
chive is a good app to have on your phone if you work a dumb boring job

theres no way id walk around as an advertisement for it though

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot

makoto20 posted:

Is that Craig Kilborn on the right? If so he deserves all the money plus all the bitcoins. He made the Daily Show what it is today.

um thats jon steward you dolt

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

chive is a good app to have on your phone if you work a dumb boring job

theres no way id walk around as an advertisement for it though

I just use forums.somethingawful.com when I'm bored.
It would be nice if they made an app.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

FAGGY CLAUSE posted:

chive is a good app to have on your phone if you work a dumb boring job

theres no way id walk around as an advertisement for it though

I'd sooner have a shirt that says "FAGGY CLAUSE" on it in bright red letters.

Do you have a logo ?

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I know for a fact that some goons work at Chive. Maybe they can chime in and answer the OP's questions.

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

Posts: 26,721
Rank: Ultra Patriot
apparently chive fest is now a thing and its happening right now in seattle lol

red state bait
Dec 9, 2006

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lmao

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012

red state bait posted:

apparently chive fest is now a thing and its happening right now in seattle lol

An even bigger sausage fest than SA, I tell you what

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
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red state bait posted:

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lmao

they can only make so much borrowing jokes from people who are funny.

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