Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES



Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
only if i get VIP access

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i did gently caress her

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
i told the truth but it still... uhh... keeps getting longer

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

amityville anus posted:

i told the truth but it still... uhh... keeps getting longer

lol

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Blue fairy, no

Green fairy, yes

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Did they rotoscope that or something looks like loving cheating

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
ill gently caress any fairy tbh

James Woods
Jul 15, 2003
Oh my God imagine if she was cumming and all of a sudden her horrific insect wings started fluttering really fast like a 110 lb. dragon fly. Just thinking about what that would sound like sends shivers up my spine.

Calvin Johnson Jr.
Dec 8, 2009
or when you cum she just explodes

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

James Woods posted:

Oh my God imagine if she was cumming and all of a sudden her horrific insect wings started fluttering really fast like a 110 lb. dragon fly. Just thinking about what that would sound like sends shivers up my spine.

"shivers" yeah, in all the right places



SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Calvin Johnson Jr. posted:

or when you cum she just explodes

this isnt supposed to happen?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
she seems like a normal human size so i presume she'd not explode when u spurt your filthy seed inside her

got some dick suckin lips too



Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.
Sticking to witches from Oz personally. Glinda seems like she'd have a bad streak between murdering her fellow witches.

Cosmik Slop
Oct 9, 2007

What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?


Looks kinda like Marlene Dietrich

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
That picture was taken in the late 1930's. She'd be like 100 now. How well do fairies age?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


genesplicer posted:

That picture was taken in the late 1930's. She'd be like 100 now. How well do fairies age?

i do believe fairies are immortal

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Oil Can Boyd posted:

i do believe fairies are immortal

Doesn't mean they don't age. I mean, when she was "born", did she look like that? And if they are not born, how do they reproduce?


ARE FAIRIES EVEN CAPABLE OF HAVING SEX???????????

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you put a hole somewhere with a knife, you can gently caress that hole

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
fairies don't have ages, they just pop into being as smokin hot twenty-somethings man and just last forever as that



PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
but im the blue fairy

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

The Tao Jones posted:

Blue fairy, no

Green fairy, yes

Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.
Green fairy is a knockout there but phone-fairy has a certain charm as well.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

yes, yes

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Chrispurple posted:

Green fairy is a knockout there but phone-fairy has a certain charm as well.

That's no fairy, it's a Cinderella!

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

"My happy thought,
Which allows me to fly,
Is of Tinkerbell naked,
As she's sucking me dry"

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
how is this even a question. yes. I'd gently caress the blue fairy if it ewas a dude. it's a fairy man if you make it cum it'll grant you three pots of gold or whatever



e: out of the two if they were both human sized I'd have to go Tink just cause it was the first thing I concretely remember getting a boner for

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

Chrispurple posted:

Green fairy is a knockout there but phone-fairy has a certain charm as well.

the certain charm is a shelf full of tits

poopkitty
Oct 16, 2013

WE ARE ALL ONE
she has no cheekbones. so no.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

genesplicer posted:

"My happy thought,
Which allows me to fly,
Is of Tinkerbell naked,
As she's sucking me dry"

well done old man



Chrispurple
Dec 29, 2012

Oh man, this is gonna be great.

indigi posted:

the certain charm is a shelf full of tits

Those are the words I was looking for! Cinderella (thanks for the tip Pththya-lyi) has breasts for days. Also a hairstyle that makes me question Euclidean geometry.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
hmmmmm, should we bring other disney females into this question?

i leave it open for the thread to decide



Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

indigi posted:

how is this even a question. yes. I'd gently caress the blue fairy if it ewas a dude. it's a fairy man if you make it cum it'll grant you three pots of gold or whatever



e: out of the two if they were both human sized I'd have to go Tink just cause it was the first thing I concretely remember getting a boner for

As I recall, I was also attracted to Tinkerbell before the other cartoon women. Something about the way she was animated. She wasn't just pretty, like Cinderella was. There was more personality there, plus she was just plain hot, as opposed to porcelain, like the other female characters.

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

genesplicer posted:

As I recall, I was also attracted to Tinkerbell before the other cartoon women. Something about the way she was animated. She wasn't just pretty, like Cinderella was. There was more personality there, plus she was just plain hot, as opposed to porcelain, like the other female characters.

was there any raunchy porn of tinkerbell being hosed in the rear end that you remember fondly, brother?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Light-Bearer posted:

hmmmmm, should we bring other disney females into this question?

i leave it open for the thread to decide

eeuugh, like 90% of them aren't even of legal age so please don't

we don't need aatrek: the disney edition

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013


ooooooooooooooh baaaaaaaaby

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

eeuugh, like 90% of them aren't even of legal age so please don't

we don't need aatrek: the disney edition

tbqh i'd willingly slam maleficent

bet she was a freak in the sack

Fucker posted:



ooooooooooooooh baaaaaaaaby

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020
Yes, let's discuss all the Disney characters

If I had to pick one to have sex with, I'd pick Aladdin. Flynn Rider can have sloppy seconds.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
Princess Daphne sexiest cartoon

  • Locked thread