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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER
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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
Jeter fellation warning

Fellation warning in effect

Jeter fellation has taken down at least two cable stations

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Criminal Minded posted:

Where would the Hooters girl sit?
She's on his lap and he's motorboating her while driving the ATV.

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Crimson Sox
Jan 16, 2008

Bromance
now bean him

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theacox
Jun 8, 2010

You can't be serious.
I am literally gagging on all this Jeter.

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Smashlampjaw
Aug 16, 2008
 Did you guys know Derek Jeter is batting?

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Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
Do the right thing Waino. Bean Jeter then tip your hat at him.

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Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

 please strike out in 3

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Criminal Minded
Jan 4, 2005

Spring break forever
Bean him, Wainwright

Minarch posted:

Do the right thing Waino. Bean Jeter then tip your hat at him.

:hfive:

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.

Crimson Sox posted:

now bean him
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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Predicting 5-3

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Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
I would laugh so hard if Waino drilled Jeter right now. You know Gibby or Chris Carpenter would've.

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan

Crimson Sox posted:

now bean him
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abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


 K him.

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
 I really hate Derek Jeter.

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LonesomeCrowdedWest
May 8, 2008
 Third 40+ year old player to bat leadoff in the All-Star Game. Huh.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
Re2pect

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The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

 And Jeter tears his ACL running out of the box!!!

Michael Jordan's on the field, he's tipping his cap again, wait he's got a basketball. WHERE'D THAT RIM COME FROM

HE'S DUNKING ON JETER


HE'S DUNKING ON JETER

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Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
on a scale of jeets to JEETS how jeets'd are you guys right now?

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

 RETWOPECT

That's not a word you silly Nikeans

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


 IT IS HAPPENING JETER IN ALL OF HIS JETERIAN GLORY STANDING BEFORE US

(hahaha that overrated dude)

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euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

 Welp

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Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


 jeter gonna jeet

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Good Dog
Oct 16, 2008

Who threw this cat at me?
Clapping Larry
Lol Jeter owns

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
ahaahahahaha "OVER-RATED" *CRACK*

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
LOL at the one guy chanting "overrated"

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
WAY TO GO OLD MAN

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Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
This is so gross

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Waffles Inc.
Jan 20, 2005

 audible "OH-VEHR-RAY-TED" right before the double

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MaoistBanker
Sep 11, 2001

For Sound Financial Pranning!
Should have started Kershaw.

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Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

 fox right now

:vince:

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
FOX SPORTS HEADQUARTERS EXPLODES

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DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
Haha. Gotta love the very audible guy with the OVER. RATED. chant.

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misdirectomy
Feb 19, 2008
 OMGMVP u guys!!!!

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MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR
O-VER-RA-TED
*THWOCK*

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corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
jeter got the ball in the air? huh

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


 "OVER RATED"


*promptly hits a double*





damnit Waino. :argh:

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wheez the roux
Aug 2, 2004
THEY SHOULD'VE GIVEN IT TO LYNCH

Death to the Seahawks. Death to Seahawks posters.
OV-VER-RA-TED guy is my hero

rip to the man, who died

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Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Honestly surprised Wainwright didn't underhand that meatball to Jeter.

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Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
trout

trout

smack this ball out

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 Shut the gently caress up Harold Reynolds, he was safe.

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