MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER

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will_colorado: Jun 30, 2007

will_colorado posted:

should have started Kershaw, you hack.

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R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

so it's come to this: my team is so awful, i'm reduced to rooting against cardinals pitchers in an all-star game

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HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

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MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

Metheny is such a political gently caress.

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ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.: Oct 9, 2003; I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.

WELP. haha jesus christ.

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Well gently caress you too, Wainwright :mad:

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a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

Infidel Castro posted:

American League Best League

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Respected manager Mike Metheny

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

How did he hit it out with that swing wtf

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MrChips: Jun 10, 2005; FLIGHT SAFETY TIP: Fatties out first

Matheny is such a goddamned goober

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bawfuls: Oct 28, 2009

will_colorado posted:

should have started Kershaw, you hack.

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William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

DeepDickPizza posted:

And the BBQ is real good.

That's an understatement.

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euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Quest For Glory II posted:

Respected manager Mike Metheny

Re2pected manager

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

the nl isn't really good at this i assume

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Mike Trout will hit for the cycle, but Jeter will win MVP anyway.

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DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I'm an NL guy, but I hope the AL wins so Oakland has a better shot at winning the World Series this year.

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LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

I wanna see Waino get pulled before finishing the inning

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achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Way to cost the Pirates homefield advantage, god why must the Cardinals ruin everything?

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Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Random thought: those Blue Jay uniforms are gorgeous

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AsInHowe: Jan 11, 2007; red winged angel

THE ONE TRUE MVP HIT THE HOME RUN

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Jesus that guy did almost fall out

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Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Vertical Lime posted:

the nl isn't really good at this i assume

They've been pretty good the last few years if I remember right, which I might not because most of the allstar games have been too lovely to remember

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Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Bip Roberts posted:

Double, triple, homerun. What are they going to hit next!

a red Chevy pickup truck.

Also, I really love that people can fall out of the stands in Minnesota and fall in some flowers instead of to their deaths.

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The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Ahahaha the only highlight is Jeter

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misdirectomy: Feb 19, 2008

I think this proves it: The team that wins the American League should host Game 1 of the World Series.

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Deteriorata: Feb 6, 2005

Any AL batter who doesn't get a hit off Wainwright should be benched.

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corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

you'd think jeter got a 3-run solo shot that inning

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Jeet-Star Game

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Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Mike Trout will hit for the cycle, but Jeter will win MVP anyway.

He'll probably be out performed by 3+ other dudes and he's still going to get the MVP. You know it, I know it, Joe Buck knows it, Fox Sports knows it, the MLB knows it.

And already a One-inning all-Jeter highlight package :jerkbag:

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Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Quest For Glory II posted:

Ahahaha the only highlight is Jeter

I mean why not? It's not like there was a triple from the best player or a home run from the reigning MVP?

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Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

DeepDickPizza posted:

a red Chevy pickup truck.

Also, I really love that people can fall out of the stands in Minnesota and fall in some flowers instead of to their deaths.

They'd probably stay in their seats if there was a pile of rebar and concrete 20 feet down.

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Kalli: Jun 2, 2001

Crazy Ted posted:

RETWOPECT

That's not a word you silly Nikeans

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Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT