MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

You mean the Derek Jeter MVP Award.

E: god dammit Harold you spoiled the ending

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:02

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# ? May 29, 2024 05:05

Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Just put a microphone in front of Vin Scully in his home and let us listen to that instead.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:02

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

nice play

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:02

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

RAM

JAM

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:02

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

shameful

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:02

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

yes old man Aramis

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

gently caress yeah, Ramirez.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

R.D. Mangles posted:

It just keeps . getting . better

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Nice baserunning, Salvy. :jerkbag:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

rickiep00h: Aug 16, 2010; BATDANCE

There needs to be a JEETS counter in the corner.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

These closeups on the players are way, way too close in HD.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

That was a nice fielding play but he didn't fall down and then not make the play.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

Carlton Banks: Jan 5, 2004; "The Tigers' biggest obstacle to a championship will be keeping a straight face. The Tigers in three."

Lord Binky posted:

They just admitted that Jeter is going to get MVP

See thats why everyone should root for the NL to win, so that can't happen

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:03

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Carlton Banks posted:

See thats why everyone should root for the NL to win, so that can't happen

Doesn't matter. It will happen regardless.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:04

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

I can't ever see Brett Lawrie without laughing to myself about his rear end fetish.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:04

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

theacox posted:

Doesn't matter. It will happen regardless.

Jeter has the grace to let others feel good about themselves. Class act.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:04

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Carlton Banks posted:

See thats why everyone should root for the NL to win, so that can't happen

That pretty much would guarantee it for Jeets out of pity.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:05

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

theacox posted:

Doesn't matter. It will happen regardless.

are you implying that the fix

is

in

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:05

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

YeahTubaMike posted:

I can't ever see Brett Lawrie without laughing to myself about his ~~rear end fetish~~ terrible tattoos.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:05

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

I ding, therefore I am

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

YeahTubaMike posted:

I can't ever see Brett Lawrie without laughing to myself about his rear end fetish.

I obviously don't follow the baseball threads enough. Please elaborate.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

gently caress

YOU

BUD

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

Oh fun a softball interview with Bud Selig :rolleyes:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

Craig Calcaterra ‏@craigcalcaterra 12s
During the commercial they ran a "Thank you Bud Selig" tribute on the JumboTron.

lmao

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

The short guy is interviewing a vampire

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

MaoistBanker: Sep 11, 2001; For Sound Financial Pranning!

*death rattle*

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

Look a total rear end in a top hat on tv.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:06

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

peepoogenderparts posted:

I obviously don't follow the baseball threads enough. Please elaborate.

http://i.imgur.com/R5O9kI3.jpg (linked for mild :nws:

ness)

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Lord Binky posted:

The short guy is interviewing a vampire

I though it was a lich king

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

yes bud bask in the area where you tried to get rid of a little over a decade a while ago.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

"Yes, ladies and gentleman, the ~~Cryptkeeper�~~ Bud Selig is still alive."

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

~~Mr Burns~~ Bud will never die guys

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

Poonerman posted:

Craig Calcaterra ‏@craigcalcaterra 12s
During the commercial they ran a "Thank you Bud Selig" tribute on the JumboTron.

lmao

Craig Calcaterra ‏@craigcalcaterra 12s
They also said over the PA -- and I am not making this up -- that Twins fans are "The Best Fans in Baseball."

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Hank Aaron literally cannot believe he has to sit next to Bud Selig

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

The 7th Guest: Dec 17, 2003

"What would you have done differently, Bud"

"I dunno! Nothing bad ever happened under my tenure"

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

rickiep00h: Aug 16, 2010; BATDANCE

peepoogenderparts posted:

I obviously don't follow the baseball threads enough. Please elaborate.

Brett Lowrie's Twitter is a haven of rear end porn.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Mental Hospitality: Jan 5, 2011

High definition is suddenly very scary.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

Mister Perky: Aug 2, 2010

"Your last All-Star Game as commissioner--"

"YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY"

LOL gently caress this sanctimonious scumfuck's answer to the "what one thing could you have done differently"

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:07

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

Vertical Lime posted:

Craig Calcaterra ‏@craigcalcaterra 12s
They also said over the PA -- and I am not making this up -- that Twins fans are "The Best Fans in Baseball."

shots
fired

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:08

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JosefStalinator: Oct 9, 2007; Come Tbilisi if you want to live.; Grimey Drawer

Bud admitting he wants a full 30 team round robin playoff for competitiveness

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