MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER

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Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

A SECOND JEET HAS HIT THE TOWER :siren:

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Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

YEAH JEETS

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:20

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Yep JEETSVP

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Paul Zuvella: Dec 7, 2011

YEAH JEETS

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:20

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

jeter just clinched mvp

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:20

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

THE FIX...

IS IN

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:20

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Dive for it Puig you gently caress

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:20

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Faltese Malkin posted:

I love how the ads basically say, "It's a show in Gotham City without any of the characters you would actually want to watch"

I mean I'm down for a show that shows how young Bruce Wayne becomes Batman but show me that poo poo in flashbacks, don't actually make a loving Batman show without Batman, jesus christ.

Yup, Jeter.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:21

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Jeets made that pitch wild.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:21

Laderhan: Oct 2, 2013

MY GAWD THAT WAS THE BEST BLOOP SINGLE I HAVE EVER SEEN!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:21

rickiep00h: Aug 16, 2010; BATDANCE

Minarch posted:

A SECOND JEET HAS HIT THE TOWER

Never forjeets.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:21

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

really impressed with the dignity and restraint in these touching tributes to the late derek jeter rip

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:21

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

VJeff posted:

Since when was Gotham a FOX show? I thought it was some CW poo poo.

Fox execs look at (bad) CW show's ratings - thinks: we can do that poo poo just as bad, if not worse!

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:22

Faltese Malkin: Aug 22, 2005; Georgetown

Ugh how many more Jeter anecdotes are we going to have to listen to. Talk about one of the other 40 players in this game for a minute or two.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:22

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

I thought that was gonna go out

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:23

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Gomez owns

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:23

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

Not the best pitch from Jeter there, and Jeter hit it pretty hard. Luckily Jeter made a nice catch.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:23

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Trout just ain't no Miggy :rolleye:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:23

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

"I'm sure I could go on all night about Derek Jeter."

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:23

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

verducci: i can go on about jeter all night

fox producer: please continue

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

"I could go on all night about Derek Jeter".

Please do :swoon:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

lol at people watching this sober

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

say JETER ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

The early days of Jeter's career, when ESPN didn't exist

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

Jesus someone give Cano a crochet mallot.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Oh thank god, I thought he said he could go down on Jeter all night

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

Faltese Malkin posted:

Ugh how many more Jeter anecdotes are we going to have to listen to. Talk about one of the other 40 players in this game for a minute or two.

You shut your dirty whore mouth.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:24

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

Faltese Malkin posted:

Ugh how many more Jeter anecdotes are we going to have to listen to. Talk about one of the other 40 players in this game for a minute or two.

It's only the third inning man. You've got at least 1.75 more hours worth of Media :a2m:

Jeter on deck.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Minarch posted:

Oh thank god, I thought he said he could go down on Jeter all night

Cano struck out? gosh I never

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Re2-2peckt

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

Minarch posted:

Oh thank god, I thought he said he could go down on Jeter all night

I thought he was

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maduin: Mar 4, 2003

Minarch posted:

Oh thank god, I thought he said he could go down on Jeter all night

Depends how bad he wants that gift basket

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Why dont they boo Cano like real midwest fans?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I thought people were blowing out of proportion how much they would make this game about Jeter at any expense.

God, we were all so, so wrong. It's so much worse.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i've got a fever gentlemen

and the only cure

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:25

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Miguel Cabrera's ears were the original Lockheed Stealth Fighter project, before it was decided they were too big for regular use.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:26

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

Triple crown winner Derek Jeter.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:26

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

I can't wait for Derek Jeter to come out of this game. Then the announcers will be able to tell their Derek Jeter stories in full, without having to stop and watch Derek Jeter at-bats.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:26

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Are those fans on the field a call back to the metrodome?

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New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Ugh gently caress Cabrera too.

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