MLB 2014 All-Star Game GDT- IT'S THE DEREK JETER SHOW! STARRING DEREK JETER

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

euphronius posted:

Re2-2peckt

Oh god, I just realized that they're going to take him out just for that reason.

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maduin: Mar 4, 2003

theacox posted:

Why dont they boo Cano like real midwest fans?

It's Minnesota, they don't boo anyone.

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Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Please jack another shot out of here Miggy, so that you can have more hits AND RBIs than Jeets and STILL lose the MVP to him

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:26

Duke Chin: Jan 11, 2002; _{^{Roger That:}}
MILK CRATES INBOUND

_{_{^{- FUCK THE HABS -}}}

peepoogenderparts posted:

Wrong! Jose Fernandez has more fun

Beltre

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:28

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

DUE UP FOR THE NATIONAL

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:28

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

Jeter bloops one and gets a hit, Miggy and Trout have scorched everything and are 1-for-2. :mad:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:28

William T. Hornaday: Nov 26, 2007; Don't tap on the fucking glass!
I swear to god I'll cut off your fucking fingers and feed them to the otters for enrichment.

Tulowitzki, channeling Derek Jeter, makes the play.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:28

Dingleberry Jones: Jun 2, 2008; If I'm posting a new thread, it means there is a thread already posted and I failed at using the forum search correctly

Due up for the team that isn't Derek Jeter's team

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:29

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

JETER DOES NOT GET 2 RUNS.

MIGUEL CABRERA AND TROY TULOWITZKI WILL NOW BE TAKEN OUT AND SHOT.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:29

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

I'm pretty sure Miggy has the most fun. What's he got, like 3 DUIs?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:29

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

jeter

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DriveC: Oct 27, 2008; Going to Gamestop at midnight for Halo: ODST. Didn't pre order. The guy on the phone told me I *might* get a copy. Whatever dude.

I've been taking a shot of beer every time they say Jeter

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:29

New Concept Hole: Oct 10, 2012; 東方動的

Children like the worst movies.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:29

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

derek

jeter

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Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

DriveC posted:

I've been taking a shot of beer every time they say Jeter

I know you're lying because you're alive enough to post.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:30

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

They should just call the AL and NL the Jeter League and the Not-Jeter League respectively.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:30

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

DriveC posted:

I've been taking a shot of beer every time they say Jeter

How are you not dead yet?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:30

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

New Concept Hole posted:

Children like the worst movies.

it's like they have the minds of children

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:30

Northjayhawk: Mar 8, 2008; by exmarx

ESPN Stats & Info ‏@ESPNStatsInfo 5m
Oldest player with multiple hits in an All-Star Game

Derek Jeter (40), Carl Yastrzemski (39), Babe Ruth (38)

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:30

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

we're joined by tom verducci jeeting off all over the booth

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

HulkaMatt: Feb 14, 2006; BIG BICEPS SHOHEI

ONE MORE CHEER FOR JETER

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Pander: Oct 9, 2007; Fear is the glue that holds society together. It's what makes people suppress their worst impulses. Fear is power.

And at the end of fear, oblivion.

gently caress yeah Chris Sa-OH WHAT THE gently caress loving JETER AGAIN

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

i've never seen the gravity of a man being removed from an exhibition baseball game

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

It will come out that Jeter covered up 20 years of Jorge posada child sexual abuse.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Comptroll The Forums: Apr 25, 2007; DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!

Let's pretend they're cheering for Alexi

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Michael Bayleaf: Jun 4, 2006; Tortured By Flan

make Jeter pitch

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

brace yourselves for the upcoming jeter interview

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

They could have done this in the dugout like a normal baseball game, but noooooooo

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Ice To Meet You: Mar 5, 2007

Oh hey, we could have substituted Derek Jeter in the dugout, but he insisted on going out onto the field so everyone could cheer for him.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:31

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^�⩊�^=

Jeter's out of the game!

Surely that means they'll stop talking about him, right?

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:32

a rowdy mullet: Feb 12, 2009

MAH GAWD JETER HAS LEFT THE FIELD :siren:

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:32

DeepDickPizza: Oct 11, 2012; THREE TIME! THREE TIME!

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

Oh god, I just realized that they're going to take him out just for that reason.

Whoa. They actually did it.

How do you pull a guy out of the game when he's 2 for 2?

It's going to be ever better when he gets the MVP now.

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:32

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

ugh

# ? Jul 16, 2014 02:32

Top Hats Monthly: Jun 22, 2011; People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Hopefully over Target Field, now that I mention it.

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Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

love water, not oil

that's water, not jeter

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