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Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



Olewithmilk posted:

i left my wife having a panic attack, on her own & in a strange country, to watch the football

lol he didn't even watch he just pointed to the empty seat and annoyed strangers talking non stop about how his ticket was stolen

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Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


fat greasy puto posted:

is that h**verdam
yes

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

fat greasy puto posted:

is that h**verdam

it is

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?

African AIDS cum posted:

Panic attacks arent real imo

horny victorian doctors used to cure "panic attacks" in women by jerking them off

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

African AIDS cum posted:

Never have i eaten or even seen a boiled ham. Wouldn't go near it. In no part of making ham is there any boiling involved, FOH

:ughh:

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Olewithmilk posted:

horny victorian doctors used to cure "panic attacks" in women by jerking them off
pass

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Prove me wrong bitch

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47sBhDA20gg

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

African AIDS cum posted:

Prove me wrong bitch

he was posting all morning about how a full breakfast of boiled food is the best breakfast in the world

Olewithmilk
Jun 30, 2006

What?


its true!!!

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

fat greasy puto posted:

he was posting all morning about how a full breakfast of boiled food is the best breakfast in the world

Beans for breakfast

DrWrestling69
Feb 4, 2008

Tracyanne...

corn in the fridge posted:

quinoa sounds like a hairstyle popular with the gay community

Rename tom to chris quinoa

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham

African AIDS cum posted:

Beans for breakfast

crack an egg over a pot of boiling water

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
rename tom to i just quinoat

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

fat greasy puto posted:

crack an egg over a pot of boiling water

thats a poached egg

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



African AIDS cum posted:

Beans for breakfast

beans are real good tom

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Ciprian Maricon posted:

beans are real good tom

rice and beans are good for breakfast in this ponys opinion

advanced statsman
Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
beans for breakfast so you can fart all day long

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ciprian Maricon posted:

beans are real good tom

What are real good tom? Haha

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
bring water to rolling boil

crack egg into bowl, mix in bacon, black pudding, pancake batter and bread

empty contents into pot, cook for 5 minutes and enjoy!

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



tom i see you posting in fyad and i do a little nod when i see your av

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

fat greasy puto posted:

bring water to rolling boil

crack egg into bowl, mix in bacon, black pudding, pancake batter and bread

empty contents into pot, cook for 5 minutes and enjoy!

i dont have all week

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Lol I'm so glad two of the worst posters itf had a poo poo world cup

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010

lol i read that article and the comments and now to find out its a goon oh lordy

The Big Taff Man
Nov 22, 2005


Official Manchester United Posting Partner 2015/16
Fan of Britches

serious gaylord posted:

Lol I'm so glad two of the worst posters itf had a poo poo world cup

Im sorry to hear you had a bad world cup

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Ciprian Maricon posted:

tom i see you posting in fyad and i do a little nod when i see your av

That kid tweeted the spiderman meme to me lol

Chris de Sperg
Aug 14, 2009


Duncan Sperguson posted:

lol i read that article and the comments and now to find out its a goon oh lordy
*two goons

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006



African AIDS cum posted:

That kid tweeted the spiderman meme to me lol

the kid's a natural tom, bet he'd have a killer posting game

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010


id love to know the username of the fat piece of poo poo that got brutally cucked while leaving his distressed wife alone in a foreign country to watch a football match

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
finally home

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Duncan Sperguson posted:

id love to know the username of the fat piece of poo poo that got brutally cucked while leaving his distressed wife alone in a foreign country to watch a football match

that was me

Duncan Sperguson
Apr 21, 2010


all i know its its definitely not me and i dont sign my posts

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Duncan Sperguson posted:

id love to know the username of the fat piece of poo poo that got brutally cucked while leaving his distressed wife alone in a foreign country to watch a football match

African aids cum

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.


this isn't very funny tom

Mean Bean Machine
May 9, 2008

Only when I breathe.

Ciprian Maricon posted:

tom i see you posting in fyad and i do a little nod when i see your av

he's a sick little troll who loves posting in fyad and in the secret fyad-lite thread of finn's buttbuddies in the soccer subforum

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...
it me

Ciprian Maricon
Feb 27, 2006




lol i was gonna post that, ash with a 5 !!!!!

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
If I had a wife that stupid and ugly I'd also leaver her to die and go watch the World Cup final tbh

Loving Africa Chaps
Dec 3, 2007


We had not left it yet, but when I would wake in the night, I would lie, listening, homesick for it already.

i think i've managed to do what looks like 3 weeks work in an evening, fingers crossed they fall for it

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African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

this isn't very funny tom

Explain, poo poo bitch.

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