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Cheech Marinade
Apr 17, 2002
By the time you come home
I'm already stoned
You turn off the tv
And you scream at me

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FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer
Yours is the only version of my desertion that I could ever subscribe to
That is all that I can do
You are a past sinner, the last winner, I'm reaping all around me
Until the last drop is behind you
But you're so cute when you're frustrated, dear
Yeah, you're so cute when you're sedated, oh dear

Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,

You are the only person who's completely certain there's nothing here to be into
That is all that you can do
You are a past sinner, the last winner, and everything we've come to makes you you

But you cannot safely say that while I will be away, you will not consider sadly
How you helped me to stray
And you will not reach me I am resenting a position that's past resentment and now
I can't consider, and now there is this distance, so...

Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can...
Sleep tight, grim rite, we have two hundred couches where you can
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight,
Sleep tonight.

Something to say,
Something to do,
Nothing to say,
There's nothing to do.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoKn7vkSMBc&t=51s

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Turn down for WHAT?
In my butt
OKAY!

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
X gon give it to ya

gently caress wait for you to get it on your own

X gon deliver to ya

Knock knock, open up the door, it's real

Wit the non-stop, pop pop and stainless steel

Go hard gettin busy wit it

But I got such a good heart

I'll make a motherfucker wonder if he did it

drat right and I'll do it again


a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

I always considered that line a joke, like the idea of a man dancing with his own wife instead of a mistress is something so crazy it could only happen in Chicago.

quakster
Jul 21, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

a pipe smoking dog posted:

I always considered that line a joke, like the idea of a man dancing with his own wife instead of a mistress is something so crazy it could only happen in Chicago.
p sure dancing is illegal in at least 69 states

mustbetv
Dec 29, 2008
Someone get me a ladder.

edit:
Bluetail, tailfly
Luther in time
Suntower asking
Cover, lover
June cast, moon fast
As one changes
Heart gold, leaver
Soul mark, mover
Christian, changer
Called out, saviour
Moon gate, climber
Turn round, glider

mustbetv fucked around with this message at 19:31 on Jul 17, 2014

Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Dec 22, 2005

GET LOSE, YOU CAN'T COMPARE WITH MY POWERS

quote:

I am whatever you say I am
If I wasn't, then why would I say I am
I hate this line. "then why would you say I am" might make sense, but as spoken it's just silly. Is he referring to himself saying it just now in the previous line? Seems a little too self-referential for eminem. *continues on for hours at length on the merits and follies of eminem lyrics* and finally, he uses the indicative "wasn't" instead of the subjunctive "weren't"

shut up netface
Jun 15, 2008
For any MC in any 52 states, I get psycho killaaaaa Norman Bates

Nevermind that's amazing

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


"i'm the sickest thing on wheels since christopher reeves"

a pipe smoking dog
Jan 25, 2010

"haha, dogs can't smoke!"

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

"i'm the sickest thing on wheels since christopher reeves"

this thread isn't for good lysric

Alternative pants
Nov 2, 2009

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.


Every day a little sadder, a little madder...
Someone get me a ladder!

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

Did anyone post fancy yet?

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a gently caress
Film star, yeah I’m deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch

jfc it is so bad

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Does anyone remember the time that PYF tried to do this thread and revealed to the world that they have no clue what makes a goo or bad song lyric?

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat

ComposerGuy posted:

Coast to coast
L.A. to Chicago

Pretty sure it's "Key Largo", Key Largo being on a coast and all.

Inevitablelongshot
Mar 26, 2010
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pain
(Eminem)
or

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news.
(Des'ree)

Seventh Mode
Aug 29, 2012

Mode 7-style rendering was also used for the Special Stages in Sonic CD.
The more you know!

Dubious posted:

Min'na saikō arigatō,
K-k-k-kawaii, k-k-k-kawaii.
^^^^^^^
Came in to post this.

"I got 99 problems but _________ ain't one" - Everyone

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
Life is not right where life is not moon june spoon
It's more like crash bang boom
More like water from the moon

i actually like this song :rolleye:

i must compose
Jul 4, 2010

Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.
Versace versace versace versace
versace versace
versace versace versace

hannah montana
hannah montana
hannah montana
hannah montana

Lazerbeam
Feb 4, 2011

Maoist Pussy posted:

Turn down for WHAT?
In my butt
OKAY!

Turn it down for what by lil john?

Carol Pizzamom
Jul 13, 2006

a bear you feed is a bear and a steed
this is the worst

quote:

Next time you show restraint
You don't get another chance
Life is no Nintendo game
But you lied again
Now you get to watch her leave out the window
Guess that's why they call it window pane

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind
The answer is blowin’ in the wind

lol sure bob what a songwriter :rolleyes:

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



FogHelmut posted:

I know I know for sure
Ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang
I know I know its you
Ding dang dong dong ding dang dong dong ding dang

this is the correct answer

Quote-Unquote posted:

You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul

wait no, this is worse. this is the worst thing ever written down on a piece of paper, song lyric or otherwise.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Isn't it ironic? Don't you think?
It's like rain on your wedding day.

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Someone left the cake out in the rain"

Worst...ever.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
That entire Christmas Shoes song

SunAndSpring
Dec 4, 2013
yummy yummy yummy i got love in my tummy

love being a codeword for a copious amount of sperm

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
Or any other Christmas song really.

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

I get more ghetto girls than Adolf

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Also Harlem Shake's lyrics and Everybody's Free To Wear Sunscreen.

Sheen Sheen
Nov 18, 2002
p much anything by Steve Miller, but "shoe the children" from fly like an eagle and the whole "billy jack" part from take the money and run

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

The Bramble posted:

I get more ghetto girls than Adolf

Is that real? The Goggle says no.

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

poopzilla posted:

Did anyone post fancy yet?

I'm so fancy
You already know
I'm in the fast lane
From L.A. to Tokyo
I'm so fancy
Can't you taste this gold
Remember my name, 'bout to blow

Trash the hotel
Let's get drunk on the mini bar
Make the phone call
Feels so good getting what I want
Keep on turning it up
Chandelier swinging, we don't give a gently caress
Film star, yeah I’m deluxe
Classic, expensive, you don't get to touch

jfc it is so bad

Chandelier swinging is pretty fancy. I do that alot, and I am very fancy, trust me.

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

"If rhymes could kill I would put you in a coma"

Kay - My Name is Kay (Youtube)

The only interpretation is that her rhymes are bad. Thats all I can come up with.

Light Gun Man
Oct 17, 2009

toEjaM iS oN
vaCatioN




Lipstick Apathy
i really hate that part in the kriss kross song where they start bragging about how "some of em try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this" and they just repeat that a bunch of times and then do miggity-miggity-mac daddy a bunch of times. It's like yeah, let's brag about our rhymes, in the part of the song where we repeat like three things over and over that don't even rhyme.

Michael Bayleaf
Jun 4, 2006

Tortured By Flan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbztUizvDjw

Millions of Crows
Mar 31, 2010

take a look overhead
The Escapist has a music segment called Miracle of Sound and it's as terrible as you would expect

Normandy

A faint shimmering
The blaze of a dying star
Rays glimmering
Flares flash and glare from afar

The tiniest flicker on the edge of the sky
Supernovas collapse in the blink of an eye
The many will call on the deeds of the few
We will see this burden through

But if we find our way back home again
Is there something left to save?
What if we find ourselves alone again?
Is there something left to save?
This trust will not be torn apart
Control the violence in your hearts
We gave our lives to Normandy

We've been breaking ground
We fought for the weak and the lost
They won't break us down
We'll hold the line, whatever the cost

The heart of the universe is blackened and cursed
Our history's a blister that's about to be burst
There is so little hope on this path we pursue
But we will see this burden through

And if we find our way back home again
Is there something left to save?
What if we find ourselves alone again?
Is there something left to save?
This trust will not be torn apart
Control the violence in your hearts
We gave our lives to Normandy

We gave our lives to Normandy...

And if we find our way back home again
Is there something left to save?
What if we find ourselves alone again?
Is there something left to save?
This trust will not be torn apart
Control the violence in your hearts
We gave our lives to Normandy

Dusty Baker 2
Jul 8, 2011

Keyboard Inghimasi
I guess that's why they call it window pane.

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Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!

twit666 posted:

Pretty sure it's "Key Largo", Key Largo being on a coast and all.

it's not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQAHjDwYq6U&t=125s

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