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so we all know the world is about ot be bathed in nuclear hellfire. so now the question in front of us is, what do we do afterwards? will GBS posters roam the e-wastes in search of e-fuel? or will the be forced into the meatspace and be eaten byt cannibals? will any GBS posters acquire some sort of important resource, like a helicopter or tank, that will allow them to build a radioactive fiefdom in the dust of great cities? these are the questions that need to b asked.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:39 |
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Tina Turner in Mad Max 3.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:41 |
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i'd be dead because im a pussy and if i actually lived id probably become a rape slave wait i don't like this question
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 16:58 |
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Lord Humongous is gonna need someone to program his website.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:09 |
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basements should be p safe from the devestation
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:10 |
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I'm Master Blaster.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:11 |
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A misanthrope posted:i'd be dead because im a pussy and if i actually lived id probably become a rape slave Same. Rape slave crew represent. I mean, at least until the radiation poisoning catches up with us.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:20 |
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i like to think id become a kung fu badass and win the heart of some fair irradiated maidens
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:20 |
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there isn't going to be a postnuclear wasteland
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:21 |
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Cucking Mama posted:there isn't going to be a postnuclear wasteland very rude thing to say imo
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:22 |
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hopefully someone will hire me to do data entry
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:22 |
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fertilizer
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:22 |
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corpse
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:23 |
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i hope to be a horrible cannibal mutant one day
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:23 |
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You know those helpless stragglers the bad guys run down at the start of a post-apocalypse movie to establish that they are bad guys?
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:24 |
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I'll set out to be a great scavenger and make my fortune that way but actually die of dehydration after 3 days
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:24 |
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i would wander the wasteland looking for ipods and carry a machete w/ me everywhere. my faith will guide me to alcatraz island bc im blind but i believe in our lord snd savior jesus christ almighty of bethlehem in heaven who rules above all of us sinners here on earth praise be unto him hallowed be his name.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:26 |
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Complaining that is isn't wasteland enough like your Vijio gahames.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:27 |
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i plan on using my history degree to spread awareness in the postnuclear wasteland. where we came from, etc.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:27 |
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fat goons will not be rape slaves, they will be food
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:28 |
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Flensed to make lamp oil, obviously.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:35 |
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I will play Racist Mel Gibson Mad Max
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:36 |
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I would use the lenses of your glasses to start a fire and then leave you unable to see
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:38 |
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I'll model myself on Asster Blaster, from Beyond Thunderbox.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:54 |
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its shooty stealy time don't stop don't turn go forward and pillage cleasne yourself of civilization
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:56 |
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i live near military targets i'd be dead before there was a wasteland.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:57 |
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irradiated corpse
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:59 |
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All of them dead because they're scared to own a gun.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 17:59 |
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Fertilizer
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:00 |
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I'm in the South so basically the same as now but with worse internet
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:01 |
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I'll be chained down in the pigshit pit for killing a pig
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:04 |
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I'll be Randall Flagg, The Walkin' Dude
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:08 |
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The Droid posted:You know those helpless stragglers the bad guys run down at the start of a post-apocalypse movie to establish that they are bad guys? See, I was going to go for "goon" but not like a SomethingAwful poster, more like one of the dudes who works for Lord Humungous, but one of the no-name mooks that the hero takes out with a throwing knife from 50 feet away in the dark to show how badass he is. Just as long as it's Tom Hardy and not Mel Gibson, because gently caress Mel Gibson.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:09 |
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Hors d'oeuvres
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:11 |
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all the creepos in Boy and His Dog
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:14 |
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Fertilizer.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:19 |
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dead
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:21 |
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Another corpse.
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:28 |
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people are still going to want to read wacky nerd humor after the fall, so i'm gonna open an offline pinboard forum in some makeshift shacktown you can only post after registering with 10 bottle caps but you may get raped while at the boards, i'm not the wasteland police after all
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# ? Jul 18, 2014 18:29 |
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I'm looking forward to my career as a decoratively crucified skeleton in a bandit lair.
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