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Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
You're doing it Gyasi, you're doing it!

I don't know how Shuttleworth saved his breakaway, but not that one.

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binge crotching
Apr 2, 2010

LA is trying to play Germany to NE's Brazil.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Wow, direct red in the 29th to NE.

Soares slides his studs down Juninho's knee. I'm not surprised it's a red, but I didn't think it was more than a yellow when it happened.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
That was uh, a really dumb red card. rip Game

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
This game could get real ugly now. Hopefully BJIV comes on and scores a hat trick.

Grainbarn
Jul 2, 2007

What the fuck did I do?
Gyasi Zardes has really bad hair but also my heart.

Haha this game is ridiculous.

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Cool make up call ref. Another straight red.

TasmanianX
Jan 7, 2009

Just Kick 'Em
Yes, best possible thing to make this game worth watching. Neutral fans win!

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
S-s-s-s-salazar'd

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
Gargan was all "come on, that wasn't DOGSO, Bunbury never scores on those attempts!"

This game is a goddamn mess. I'm still mad about the 2nd LA goal - Zardes shot that straight at Shuttleworth.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

Tigren posted:

This game could get real ugly now. Hopefully BJIV comes on and scores a hat trick.

who is BJIV

Dallan Invictus
Oct 11, 2007

The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes, look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.

420DD Butts posted:

who is BJIV

Probably:

Tigren posted:

The good news is Bradford Jamieson IV makes the bench for the second game. Hopefully he sees some playing time.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

420DD Butts posted:

who is BJIV

Bradford Jamieson IV, Galaxy academy product that's been playing for the LA second squad

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003
Well, I would've been one of the first to call for Gyasi's benching last season, but he's finally starting to look like a soccer player. I hope it stays this way.

Aves Maria!
Jul 26, 2008

Maybe I'll drown

ShutteredIn posted:

Bradford Jamieson IV, Galaxy academy product that's been playing for the LA second squad

is he any good

Tigren
Oct 3, 2003

Tigren posted:

This game could get real ugly now. Hopefully BJIV comes on and scores a hat trick.

This way works too.

Jamieson IV is a 17 year old Galaxy academy product. I've got high hopes for him and he's fun to watch. I think he's a more promising player than Zardes.

Mike Toole
Apr 9, 2001

WE ARE GOING BACK!!
What's happened to this group of Revs players? They were absolutely killing it six weeks ago. Was Andy Dorman that much of a difference maker?

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

There's some more American footy about to start. Oi...beer me.

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
I am not impressed with NBC Sports' coverage or POR-COL. Feed is constantly dropping out and not coming back for me.

And every time I refresh the page I have to watch an ad. Or maybe that's the point.

Riven fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Jul 19, 2014

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

Riven posted:

I am not impressed with NBC Sports' coverage or POR-COL. Feed is constantly dropping out and not coming back for me.

No problems on the stream here

Also concussion chat

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't know what happened there, but Colorado scored a goal, so that's cool.

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
timbers are trash

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

What a clusterfuck

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
Brown! Or maybe Adi! Or Ricketts! Or someone else!

Oh, confirmed for Brown.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

I didn't even realize Colorado had a DP they are a cool and good young team 420

fat greasy puto
Dec 30, 2001

Anime Lover David Beckham
i forgot timbers have capos haha they should at least get swivel seats

Riven
Apr 22, 2002

Destroy My Sweater posted:

I didn't even realize Colorado had a DP they are a cool and good young team 420

I know he got 10 minutes of sub time recently, but otherwise he's been absent. Oh, god we're putting on Mwanga. Good thing Brown got that goal early.

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

I'm so happy that Portland is losing this game and that they're going to lose this game.

Cityinthesea
Aug 7, 2009
Portland is so bad I've decided to become a Chivas USA plastic

Riven
Apr 22, 2002
For the fact that we cannot turn in turf without falling down, this has gone pretty well.

We need to put on Eloundou to get maximum Benny Hill going though.

Bio-Hazard
Mar 8, 2004
I HATE POLITICS IN SOCCER AS MUCH AS I LOVE RACISM IN SOCCER
Halftime Report: Timbers are real bad, yo.

plainswalker75
Feb 22, 2003

Pigs are smarter than Bears, but they can't ride motorcycles
Hair Elf
HERE LIES THE TIMBERS. THEY NEVER SCORED.

Gin Soaked Ape
May 4, 2004

i hope the timbers implode so they have a fire sale and then they trade nagbe to philly :thumbsup:

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

Cityinthesea posted:

Portland is so bad I've decided to become a Chivas USA plastic

I would very much like for this season to be over; award Seattle the Supporter's Shield, Toronto the Cup and let's just all forget the MLS even played during a World Cup year so we can all ignore this nightmare and let Orlando start running train over this bush league.

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon

plainswalker75 posted:

HERE LIES THE TIMBERS. THEY NEVER SCORED.

Destroy My Sweater
Jul 24, 2009

El Jebus
Jun 18, 2008

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plainswalker75 posted:

HERE LIES THE TIMBERS. THEY NEVER SCORED.

THEY SCORED!!!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ShutteredIn
Mar 24, 2005

El Campeon Mundial del Acordeon
Good jorb Urruti

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skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Decent hit that

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