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- saves all cooking grease in can on counter to "reuse" or "make a candle" never uses it, gets mad if you throw it out
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:07 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 18:38 |
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Do you live with baby boomers?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:11 |
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it's semen
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:13 |
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Make a candle hth
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:18 |
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The point of a candle is to smell good, not provide a source of light you dummy
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:47 |
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What kind of weirdo wants to make a candle that smells like cooked bacon?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:50 |
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I'm the roommate that complains loudly whenever you bring your SO over, but gets strangely quiet when you are both loving in the next room over.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:54 |
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I'm the roommate that crawls into your bed after they've been out all night and has sex with you
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 12:59 |
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- saves all cooking grease in can on counter to "reuse" or "reheat and pour over his micropenis on cam to impress women on the internet"
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:01 |
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Living with a goon sounds worse than any other roommate I've ever had, even the guy from Nepal who had his parents appear out of nowhere and they lived in his room
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:02 |
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Cardiovorax posted:What kind of weirdo wants to make a candle that smells like cooked bacon? only every goon ever
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:13 |
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- fucks your food when you're out of the house
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:14 |
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My favourite housemate mostly spent his life in his room painting little tiny elves but when he did venture out it was to tell us all about he was a god and one time we invited us to the pub to be nice and he came out in big brown robes which he said were his Jedi robes so we stopped asking him out and also he was stalking a Jewish girl.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:18 |
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Wicker Man posted:I'm the roommate that complains loudly whenever you bring your SO over, but gets strangely quiet when you are both loving in the next room over.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:18 |
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My sister lived with a girl who was a total slob. Her mother had a copy of their key made so she could come over and clean her daughters room, but that quickly turned into cleaning the entire apartment and acting really passive aggressive towards my sister and the other two guys due to their cleaning habits (nothing about her daughter though). It sounds kind of good except that after she cleaned they could never find any of their stuff and the daughter would tut-tut them about poo poo as the apartment quickly went back to it's "natural state". They also found out that she was ripping them off for the bills that she was 100% handling, adding on an additional 25% or whatever for everything. My sister found out because a bill was left out. They kept all interaction with her to a minimum after that, and I guess in response she stopped paying the bills but kept taking their money... but it was all connected to her so they just laughed as they moved out and she was trying to hit them up for more.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:22 |
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Professor Shark posted:My sister lived with a girl who was a total slob. Her mother had a copy of their key made so she could come over and clean her daughters room, but that quickly turned into cleaning the entire apartment and acting really passive aggressive towards my sister and the other two guys due to their cleaning habits (nothing about her daughter though). It sounds kind of good except that after she cleaned they could never find any of their stuff and the daughter would tut-tut them about poo poo as the apartment quickly went back to it's "natural state". Oh never mind i misread that sorry! Shirley Crabtree fucked around with this message at 13:29 on Jul 20, 2014 |
# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:25 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Wow your mother sounds horrible so the girl just wanted to get her chill on and she had the nerve to enter her private space and put her poo poo out of place? She didnt even know her. Totally agree with her decision to withold rent.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:28 |
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quakster posted:hmm. im spotting more retards than usual in gbs today me 2
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:30 |
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Professor Shark posted:My sister lived with a girl who was a total slob. Her mother had a copy of their key made so she could come over and clean her daughters room, but that quickly turned into cleaning the entire apartment and acting really passive aggressive towards my sister and the other two guys due to their cleaning habits (nothing about her daughter though). It sounds kind of good except that after she cleaned they could never find any of their stuff and the daughter would tut-tut them about poo poo as the apartment quickly went back to it's "natural state". This is almost literally my exact situation right now. Insane.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:31 |
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quakster posted:hmm. im spotting more retards than usual in gbs today Yeah i misread something and redacted but I'm massively mega sorry and hope you'll forgive me.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:31 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Yeah i misread something and redacted but I'm massively mega sorry and hope you'll forgive me. "that" threadmate
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:34 |
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Gypsum Fantastic posted:Yeah i misread something and redacted but I'm massively mega sorry and hope you'll forgive me. you're posting career is probably over unless you commit sudoku
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:38 |
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my fat Jew roommate is a habitual liar and is retarded and wants people to like her so much she alienates everyone and she has massive titties
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:39 |
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Gobblecoque posted:you're posting career is probably over unless you commit sudoku I had a posting 'career'? gently caress did nobody tell me this i thought i was just sgitposting for the fun of it I'll take cash or cheque plz lowtax!
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:43 |
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MY BF LESLIE SAID posted:my fat Jew roommate is a habitual liar and is retarded and wants people to like her so much she alienates everyone and she has massive titties Hey, my sister's roomate was Jewish and wanted people to like her too much! Does your roomate's name start with an "M"?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:48 |
sells the tv and then smokes all the meth to themselves
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:53 |
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just leaves garbage next to wherever they happen to be sitting for several hours without taking a break to move like a living creature. The magical garbage elves will get it! (The magical garbage elves are actually just roaches and flies.)
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 13:56 |
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Not a "that" roommate, but a "that" roommates friend. A long time ago, I had a roommate with a creepy friend. Sometimes I would come out of my room, expecting none of my roommates to be home, but the friend would be in the living room or kitchen. "Oh hey, uh, whats up dude" I said while I wondered how he got in here. "Hey, not much man, just waiting for [roommate] to come home so we can work on this assignment." I was too busy and occupied with my own poo poo and life so I didn't think too much more about it. But after that day, it was happening like everyday, but I just stopped caring how he got in because the roommate didn't say anything. This went on for about a couple weeks, when one day the roommate asks "EAB... have you been letting dude in the house? you should stop... this morning I woke up to him in my bedroom hovering over me and my girlfriend." I was like, what the gently caress. After I told him I wasn't letting him in, he was like what the gently caress. He confronts him... turns out one day duder got my roommates keys, went to home depot, made his own copy of our house key, then brought roommates keys back without him noticing. And was letting himself in and out of our house, because he felt like he was a member of our house [wtf?] We took the key away from him and banned him from coming over forever.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:16 |
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I've lived in halfway houses with a ton of weird addicts, alcoholics, and excons and I've never seen someone doing what your roomate is doing OP
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:21 |
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Just get an apartment/house for yourself. You poors disgust me.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 14:24 |
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lmao if you need room mates. Why don't you loving nut up and live like an adult?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:00 |
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they are soaking
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:01 |
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Professor Shark posted:Hey, my sister's roomate was Jewish and wanted people to like her too much! Does your roomate's name start with an "M"? Yes. Dude what the gently caress. Does your sister live in Arizona?
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:22 |
I walked in on my gay room mate masturbating in front of his gay friend on the first day of fall quarter during our first year of college in the middle of the day. For gently caress sake, wait a week or two to find out your roommate's schedule and daily patterns before jerking the chicken.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:31 |
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gagelion posted:- saves all cooking grease in can on counter to "reuse" or "make a candle" never uses it, gets mad if you throw it out gently caress hoarders forever
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:33 |
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Hingehead posted:I walked in on my gay room mate masturbating in front of his gay friend on the first day of fall quarter during our first year of college in the middle of the day. For gently caress sake, wait a week or two to find out your roommate's schedule and daily patterns before jerking the chicken. Or don't jerk off in the house..
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:48 |
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gagelion posted:Or don't jerk off in the house.. Congratulations on being retarded
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:48 |
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Lifehack: instead of getting a roommate just have sex with someone regularly and then you can live in their house while they pay all the bills.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:50 |
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My female roommate is dating a guy that no one likes, and she already has broken up with him once for being a controlling douche, and also buys things in bulk and then uses the item once and forgets about it. My male roommate always needs to borrow my stuff, uses things like my soap because he forgets that not everything is his, is the loudest walker i've ever heard, and pours himself glasses of water and leaves them half full around the house.
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# ? Jul 20, 2014 15:55 |
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Gobblecoque posted:you're posting career is probably over unless you commit sudoku that's nothing to joke about, a friend of mine committed sudoku you insensitive gently caress. do you have any idea how hard it is to find a square coffin?
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