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gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
I have developed a term for a phenomenon that I refer to as "Whemying." This phenomenon refers to "the holding in of feces for a few minutes (from two to three minutes, up to perhaps as long as a half hour or so) in order to experience the good feelings associated with fecal matter (usually referred to as "a turd") as it stimulates the nerves of the rectum and, perhaps as well, places pressure upon (in the case of males) the prostate gland."

The "whemying feeling" comes and goes every few minutes as the fecal matter stimulates the nerves and leads to some really good feelings -- "something akin to an orgasm."

I would like to know if any of you out there ever engage in such a phenomenon, or perhaps know of someone who does such a thing. If so, please let me know. My feeling is that children, as well as some adults, do such a thing, but never talk about it, because it would be such a horribly embarrassing thing to admit to.

As a psychologist, I have had a really tough time getting people to take me seriously about investigating the phenomenon. No doubt, this is the case, since it is such an embarrassing topic. But as we all know, at least according to Sigmund Freud, the anus is an erogenous zone, and quite a few people find it sexually exciting to engage in the giving or receiving of anal stimulation. So why couldn't (or wouldn't) "whemying" be capable of bringing a reasonable degree of pleasure to some folks?

I really do want to find out if people do such a thing as "whemying," so if you have any information about this, please do let me know.

Thank you very much.

Doug Soderstrom, Ph.D

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Lumpy the Cook
Feb 4, 2011

Drippy-goo-yay, mother-gunker!

Shirley Crabtree
Aug 8, 2012

Good luck, Assad.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
stay safe, poverty alawite

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Allahu Ackbar

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Good Luck Assad

Good Luck Whemy

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
No Whemy No Whemy

Big Bucks Big Bucks

STOP

no mom very hungry
Oct 5, 2004

You are getting sleepy...

Good luck, Assad. :unsmith:

ASSASSINS!
Jan 2, 2009
Good luck, Assad.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
gently caress you Assad

SirEvelynTremble
Dec 25, 2013

FUCK YOU HITLER
STALINGRAD
ROFLMFAO

Pumpy Muffinz posted:

gently caress you Assad

cursed for eternity

Dubsy
Jul 17, 2014

:gas: Good luck, Assad. :gas:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

SirEvelynTremble posted:

cursed for eternity

'least now I got a reason for it.

Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery carefully lol

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Good luck, Assad.

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

"Good luck, Assad"

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

Good luck, Asshat.

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Good luck, Assad.

waffles beyond waffles
Jun 22, 2008

Oh, what a day...
What a lovely day!
Good luck, rear end in a top hat. Allahu Ackbar!

cis white male
Jul 5, 2014

i'm a fag i'm a lesbian
good luck assad

gagelion
Jun 13, 2013

by XyloJW
does assad whemy

Closeknees
Oct 16, 2007

Splendid
Good luck whemy.

$500 and a spin!

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem
Good luck, Assad

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
حظا سعيدا الأسد

Juanito
Jan 20, 2004

I wasn't paying attention
to what you just said.

Can you repeat yourself
in a more interesting way?
Hell Gem

whoflungpoop posted:

حظا سعيدا الأسد

Whoa WHOAA

Al Borland
Oct 29, 2006

by XyloJW
Good luck Assad.

Corey Plumper
Nov 22, 2008

Fucky Whemy

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

I don't care what that man does, he will forever look like a Kia salesman.

Good luck, Assad. I hope you hit your sales figures this month.

Tweet Me Balls
Apr 14, 2009

whemy wam wam wazzle

Ante Christ
May 8, 2007

¡Buena suerte el Assad!

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

no whemy no whemy STOP!

Fuligin
Oct 27, 2010

wait what the fuck??

Good luck, Assad. I have been known to whemy

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Well I hope Lowtax is happy that effortposting is back.

Good gently caress rear end mod.

Alberto Basalm
Nov 14, 2005

Good luck, Assad

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Man, why would you want to hold it in. Taking a poo poo is one of the best feelings ever. Hell, the top three feelings are:

1.) Taking a poo poo
2.) Sex
3.) Eating a quality Hamburger

SwimmingSpider
Jan 3, 2008


Jön, jön, jön a vizipók.
Várják már a tólakók.
Ez a kis pók ügyes búvár.
Sok új kaland is még rá vár.
Good luck assad

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
don't linger on the toilet bad poo poo will happen

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
Good Luck, Assad

Stay Safe Poverty Ghost

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
This is my thread...

It was made for me

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

A misanthrope posted:

don't linger on the toilet bad poo poo will happen



this looks like the greatest movie ever made

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