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CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

THS posted:

biff, the 20 yr old mostly innocent party roped into a world of meth and videogames


pic always in profile babe

ur new pic makes you look like a lesbian version of eugene mirman

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

CommonTerry posted:

ur new pic makes you look like a lesbian version of eugene mirman

im too pretty for your world

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

THS posted:

biff, the 20 yr old mostly innocent party roped into a world of meth and videogames


pic always in profile babe

you have sad eyes, friend, a worn down soul

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

mookface posted:

People I hardly know are constantly telling me that they're cheating on their wives. It comes up in casual conversation often and its approached without any shame or anything and I just don't understand how so many people can think its ok. At work or at a pub or on the golf course men who are casual acquaintances speak openly about screwing other chicks on the side as if its nothing to them. I sometimes say awkwardly that I don't cheat on my wife and never have and they just nod soberly and say that's good of me or something.

Its also important to note that these same people are the ones that claim that if their wives cheated on them they'd literally murder the guy she was with.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.


Whirlwind Jones posted:

I've been married for ten years, and I've thought about other women sometimes, but nothing serious. Generally speaking, I'm pretty happy with my marriage and I wouldn't want to jeopardize it. But then I read something like this: http://www.salon.com/2011/06/12/infidelity_3/ And I start to question my understanding of "monogamy."

Seriously, 40-76% of marriages experience infidelity? That's... a lot. That's enough to say that it's just kind of what people do. And then I see SA posters talking about how they sleep with married women and I begin to wonder, is this just a normal thing? So, married goons, I have some questions for you: Have you or your partner had an affair or a one-night stand? How did it turn out? Did your partner know/did they find out? Are you still married?


People like you make me sick.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ive.. seen things. you goons wouldnt believe

Ruddha
Jan 21, 2006

when you realize how cool and retarded everything is you will tilt your head back and laugh at the sky
It's good to be faithful to your loved one, and it's bad to dishonour them.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
somneone post THPSs picture apparently i can't see it cause I don't have plat.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

follow-up request: could you give me a "reference" with another local escort? as i'm sure you know, it's really hard for a john to get his foot in the door if he has never seen an escort before, unless he wants to date one of the inexpensive ones to be able to get that reference tip. but, i'm looking more along the lines off the 400-600 dollar/hour variety, so i need someone to vouch for me. so could i give them your contact info and you could vouch for me? goon solidarity, you know.

^^^^This sounds incredibly shady, hth. Also, most of my new clients came from referrals from current clients which is something that always weirded me out a bit.

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

THS posted:

im too pretty for your world

ur out of my league an u will never make it this far <3

Whirlwind Jones posted:

somneone post THPSs picture apparently i can't see it cause I don't have plat.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Whirlwind Jones posted:

somneone post THPSs picture apparently i can't see it cause I don't have plat.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

CommonTerry posted:

ur new pic makes you look like a lesbian version of eugene mirman

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

People like you make me sick.

Does your username reflect the prospects of your relationship ending

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Trixie Hardcore posted:

^^^^This sounds incredibly shady, hth. Also, most of my new clients came from referrals from current clients which is something that always weirded me out a bit.
so what would you recommend? just going out with $130/hr backpage.com escort who doesn't require references but will provide them to the high class ladies, just so that i can get my foot in the door?

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

proud of looking like a fat lesbian man with a dick, that's what im going for

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
Gas & Ban OP for kinkshaming (Cuckolds??)

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
i cheated on my gf once but apologized and now a few years later we live together and occasionally i gently caress a twink while she watches so i guess if you have to cheat at least come clean so then you can enjoy some twink rear end

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

THS posted:

proud of looking like a fat lesbian man with a dick, that's what im going for
:thumbsup:

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

EugeneJ posted:

Does your username reflect the prospects of your relationship ending

It's only so long before the darkness closes in, one way or another.

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012
Lmfao at THS pic along w/ his posts throughout the past few weeks. Wooooooooooooooow

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
jfc goons yall some lonely motherfuckers

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Inevitable posted:

It's only so long before the darkness closes in, one way or another.

So your girl's into black dudes

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

*black guy scrunches face in disgust* Nigga nah..

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp

EugeneJ posted:

So your girl's into black dudes

Cuckin' rad. Just what our relationship needs!

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

THS posted:

im gay

My wife has given me permission to have sex with dudes because she thinks it's hot so it wouldn't be cheating and she bugs me by saying that we have homo orgy breaks at work. Of only I was gay

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

mookface posted:

My wife has given me permission to have sex with dudes because she thinks it's hot so it wouldn't be cheating and she bugs me by saying that we have homo orgy breaks at work. Of only I was gay

of only u werent canadian

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

With your crooked haircut lookin rear end

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

mookface posted:

My wife has given me permission to have sex with dudes because she thinks it's hot so it wouldn't be cheating and she bugs me by saying that we have homo orgy breaks at work. Of only I was gay

yeah, see it's weird but in my relationships most chicks are down to watch two dudes loving but when i offer for a legit threesome instead of them sitting on the sidelines they get weirded out

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

killyoureparents posted:

With your crooked haircut lookin rear end

please dont make fun of the biebs

CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

mookface posted:

My wife has given me permission to have sex with dudes because she thinks it's hot so it wouldn't be cheating and she bugs me by saying that we have homo orgy breaks at work. Of only I was gay

THS beat me to it.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

Robo Reagan posted:

yeah, see it's weird but in my relationships most chicks are down to watch two dudes loving but when i offer for a legit threesome instead of them sitting on the sidelines they get weirded out
Who wouldn't want two dude's dicks inside of you at the same time? I know I would.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Who wouldn't want two dude's dicks inside of you at the same time? I know I would.

this but unironically

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

This chubby lookin nigga look like he what sugar is made out of or some poo poo. This nigga so sweet and kind you actually can't tell if he a girl or not.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Who wouldn't want two dude's dicks inside of you at the same time? I know I would.

Women who can't cum vaginally are a waste of time.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
Monogamy can be challenging because there are lots of attractive charming people in the world who want to gently caress you & are probably pretty good at it but if you think that means you get to gently caress those people then you are probably a lovely person.

Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

so what would you recommend? just going out with $130/hr backpage.com escort who doesn't require references but will provide them to the high class ladies, just so that i can get my foot in the door?

Being really wealthy & calling an established agency that is known for their "nice girls". They will run a background check, do (an) interview(s) & then if you pass those go on a first date & your date will decide if she's interested. Or you can swing by your local Illuminati branch for one of their Eyes Wide Shut parties, always some nice girls there. But really if you have to ask, you aren't in the right socioeconomic strata yet. There's not like a hooker phone tree, you can't punt upwards like that.


Wait, is this THS? For realsies?

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

EugeneJ posted:

Women who can't cum vaginally are a waste of time.

Learn to eat pussy

Meg From Family Guy
Feb 4, 2012

This cuddly rear end nigga gonna pour that shot out and put moms liquor back in the cabinet after taking that photo. This dude sweet lmaoooo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

if youre so obsessed with my looks how about you test out my sweet girly mouth irl

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CommonTerry
Dec 16, 2013

good is soda grape

THS posted:

if youre so obsessed with my looks how about you test out my sweet girly mouth irl

dont want da herp

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