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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
The Usos are the watered down Young Bucks, there's no argument about it. It's the same style, but Usos use the WWE style instead of the Indy style, so they have a lot less flashy spots and moves, but they still have false finishes, high-spots, and superkicks everywhere.

And Payback last night was awful, it might as well have been a Smackdown taping as little actually happened on the show. It was clearly filler for Summerslam, but other than a good Uso/Wyatt match literally nothing progressed at all, it just served to extend every on-going feud. The Miz won the IC title, and I couldn't be forced to care any less. He's one of those guys who are either great (His US Title run where he cut his walking promo) or he's got "Go the gently caress away" heat like he does right now.

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Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Rodney the Piper posted:

Because The Young Bucks aren't known for doing the same spot multiple times in a match.

First of all, even if they were as stale, it's easier to get away with it as an underexposed team with very little carryover from match to match in terms of viewers. The Usos are stale in front of the same couple million people every week.

That's if the Young Bucks were stale, which they aren't, because they're always thinking up fresh spots. They're more creative and athletic than the Usos, but the Usos certainly look more "WWE".

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

The Usos are exactly what the Young Bucks would be if they were forced to work WWE style.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

sportsgenius86 posted:

The Usos are exactly what the Young Bucks would be if they were forced to work WWE style.

The Young Bucks wouldn't be getting pushed as the John Cenas of the tag division.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
Yeah I really don't see how you can criticize the Usos for recycling spots... that's what WWE has wanted forever. Watch a Rock or Austin match sometime.

If anything, Uso tag matches have been consistently fast-paced and exciting, I generally find them to be a highlight of whatever card they're on.

Seeing as how they get pretty much zero mic time and storylines, they're actually pretty over with the crowd too.

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Flameingblack posted:



And Payback last night was awful,

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

triplexpac posted:

Seeing as how they get pretty much zero mic time and storylines, they're actually pretty over with the crowd too.

Yeah it's really a great showcase of the fact that mediocre to decent workers can get over without awful soap opera storylines if the announcers put them over as if they're a big deal, they get consistent 15+ minute matches against quality opponents and rack up wins. (Also see; Ryback)

OctoberCountry
Oct 9, 2012

Paulocaust posted:

The Young Bucks wouldn't be getting pushed as the John Cenas of the tag division.

They aren't pushed as the John Cenas of the tag division. There is no tag division.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberCountry posted:

They aren't pushed as the John Cenas of the tag division. There is no tag division.

Touché

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

OctoberCountry posted:

They aren't pushed as the John Cenas of the tag division. There is no tag division.
The WWE only knows how to book 3 feuds at one time. Right now it's Cena vs The Authority, Ambrose vs Rollins, and Jericho vs Wyatt. No one else hardly gets any promo time because to Vince, nothing else matters. There's half-feuds going on right now like Swagger vs Rusev but it's amazing to imagine how many feuds were happening any given week during the late 90's all the way through the brand split eras and how many feuds happen during the John Cena era. Nothing else matters, gotta sell Cena shirts.

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Because you don't build to a Sting Wrestlemania match by blowing the reaction in a convoluted match he'll lose.

I guess that's true if Sting is only going to have one match.

I think I'd prefer to see him have a few 'dream' matches. :)

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you
I missed the match, apparently Swagger vs Rusev wasn't very good last night?

It's really too bad, Rusev has everything going for him but the in-ring work. Hopefully he clicks soon, I love when WWE has a big monster guy who can go in the ring.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

triplexpac posted:

I missed the match, apparently Swagger vs Rusev wasn't very good last night?

It's really too bad, Rusev has everything going for him but the in-ring work. Hopefully he clicks soon, I love when WWE has a big monster guy who can go in the ring.

It was very good, but the finish was a little underwhelming.

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

triplexpac posted:

I missed the match, apparently Swagger vs Rusev wasn't very good last night?

It's really too bad, Rusev has everything going for him but the in-ring work. Hopefully he clicks soon, I love when WWE has a big monster guy who can go in the ring.

I thought it was a really good, hard hitting match, but I tempered my expectations because neither guy is really known for being a good singles worker.

Also, I have no problems with the finish as long as they carry the feud to Summerslam, where Rusev should win clean.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

Red posted:

I guess that's true if Sting is only going to have one match.

I think I'd prefer to see him have a few 'dream' matches. :)

Sting himself has said he wants to only do one more match.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Basic Chunnel posted:

Posting a daily mail link is more or less the adult news equivalent of posting a LordsofPain link regarding industry rumors. If they "report" on something it's because they want it to be newsworthy, not because it is newsworthy. We'll see how it shakes out.

OK then, how about the Washington Post?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs...o-over-so-well/

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.


The Washington Post is literally Pravda.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

What is all this "backlash" they are speaking of? A small minority of twitter people needing something to get upset about like usual?

I'm really getting tired of this overly sensitive fabricated backlash.

There was no problem with what Lana said at all, and I hope Vince has the balls to keep plowing forward with this angle.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 30 days!

sportsgenius86 posted:

They're absolutely not above complete and total pettiness. My problem in attributing this situation to pettiness is that I cannot even fathom a reason why you'd be petty toward Cesaro.

This is purely wild speculation here, but: Dunn is probably working double overtime to convince Vince that HHH's ideas are terrible and that he has signed some terrible wrestlers since taking over Talent Relations, and that Vince should definitely not turn over control of WWE to HHH when he finally leaves (because HHH makes bad decisions and signs terrible wrestlers). :v:

Ever Disappointing
May 4, 2004

triplexpac posted:

I missed the match, apparently Swagger vs Rusev wasn't very good last night?

It's really too bad, Rusev has everything going for him but the in-ring work. Hopefully he clicks soon, I love when WWE has a big monster guy who can go in the ring.

The sad part was that it was the third best match of the night, tying with AJ Vs. Paige.

Del Raminos
Feb 13, 2012

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/7/21/5922411/the-iron-sheik-roasted-rumble-los-angeles

quote:

Tom "Tiny" Lister, Jr., indispensable character actor and onetime foe of Hulk Hogan under the ring name of "Zeus," kept taking to the stage, insisting the crowd chant "Deebo" for him (after his character in Friday), choking host "Hollywood" Stu Stone, demanding the crowd cheer for the current WWE product despite no one in attendance being currently affiliated with the company, then disappearing again.

quote:

Brody Stevens told hyper-specific Los Angeles-based geography insults before getting up in the Sheik's grill, getting hit in the face by Sheik's walking stick (which was either a complete surprise to everyone or the best pro wrestling performance of all time) and placed in the camel clutch by wrestler Shad Gaspard.

quote:

there was only one Chris Benoit joke.

lokipunk
Jan 16, 2007

Tir McDohl posted:

The sad part was that it was the third best match of the night, tying with AJ Vs. Paige.

I was looking more forward to AJ vs Paige than anything else on the card but having Dean wreck the ppv.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

triplexpac posted:

I missed the match, apparently Swagger vs Rusev wasn't very good last night?

It's really too bad, Rusev has everything going for him but the in-ring work. Hopefully he clicks soon, I love when WWE has a big monster guy who can go in the ring.

Well, I think he and Swagger are not the best match, they both work a style that needs someone to react to them. A hoss vs. hoss battle can work but it takes some skill.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
So, is there any logical reason why Jericho was booked over Wyatt clean? I assume they're just going to have Wyatt win in a rematch at Summerslam, but given what Chris Jericho is in 2014 wouldn't it make sense just to put Wyatt over twice? Do they think that just having Jericho lose every match he comes back for will cheapen Wyatt's eventual victory? I just can't really wrap my head around it.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer
I think Big Dave said Jericho's in for 3 PPVs, so I imagine we'll see two Wyatt wins before Jericho leaves.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Professor Funk posted:

So, is there any logical reason why Jericho was booked over Wyatt clean? I assume they're just going to have Wyatt win in a rematch at Summerslam, but given what Chris Jericho is in 2014 wouldn't it make sense just to put Wyatt over twice? Do they think that just having Jericho lose every match he comes back for will cheapen Wyatt's eventual victory? I just can't really wrap my head around it.

I suspect they're going to repeat the Cena program, but Bray goes over during Night of Champions.

Pinstripe Hourglass
Nov 27, 2008

=RIVER PEOPLE=
Ay yi yi! We look
like... cartoons!

Professor Funk posted:

So, is there any logical reason why Jericho was booked over Wyatt clean? I assume they're just going to have Wyatt win in a rematch at Summerslam, but given what Chris Jericho is in 2014 wouldn't it make sense just to put Wyatt over twice? Do they think that just having Jericho lose every match he comes back for will cheapen Wyatt's eventual victory? I just can't really wrap my head around it.

It's probably going to be a three match feud with a rubber match at NOC, which will be promoted heavily because it's the first PPV after WrestleMania network subscriptions are up. They don't want Bray to lose at the big shows but don't want him to beat Jericho three times in a row, so he loses at the filler show where the fewest people will be watching.

It makes sense, but doing it clean was stupid.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Professor Funk posted:

So, is there any logical reason why Jericho was booked over Wyatt clean? I assume they're just going to have Wyatt win in a rematch at Summerslam, but given what Chris Jericho is in 2014 wouldn't it make sense just to put Wyatt over twice? Do they think that just having Jericho lose every match he comes back for will cheapen Wyatt's eventual victory? I just can't really wrap my head around it.
Typical 3 PPV storyline. Strange that they started with a Jericho win but he likely won't win in the end.

e: actually SummerSlam is next, right? It's better to have Wyatt win on a Big Four PPV.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Ah, I didn't realize he was going to be doing NOC as well. It makes a little bit more sense, then.

Punch McLightning
Sep 19, 2005

you know what that means




Grimey Drawer

Pinstripe Hourglass posted:

It's probably going to be a three match feud with a rubber match at NOC, which will be promoted heavily because it's the first PPV after WrestleMania network subscriptions are up. They don't want Bray to lose at the big shows but don't want him to beat Jericho three times in a row, so he loses at the filler show where the fewest people will be watching.

It makes sense, but doing it clean was stupid.

how should Jericho have won? Botched interference, I guess, but otherwise I don't think a dirty win is a good idea for Jericho's face character and I think a slip on a banana peel finish would have been worse.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Cole sounded like he was stunned Jericho managed to beat Bray, so there's that, I guess.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLfMpocwQFQ

I believe in you, Heath.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Jericho really needed a win as he's been jobber to the stars lately and hard to take seriously, but at the same time Wyatt also needs A LOT of huge wins.

I don't think this feud does anything for Wyatt unless he crushes Jericho cleanly. The Wyatt family interference has gotten very old.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Professor Funk posted:

So, is there any logical reason why Jericho was booked over Wyatt clean?

Dave said something about it maybe being because they dropped the Rollins vs Ambrose match. Since people were excited for that match and WWE knew they'd be disappointed with it being off, they booked the face to go over in Jericho vs Wyatt.

And also yeah, because it's a 3 match series so Bray can take the final two wins and the first match will be a distant memory.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

triplexpac posted:

Dave said something about it maybe being because they dropped the Rollins vs Ambrose match. Since people were excited for that match and WWE knew they'd be disappointed with it being off, they booked the face to go over in Jericho vs Wyatt.

And also yeah, because it's a 3 match series so Bray can take the final two wins and the first match will be a distant memory.

Yeah, it makes more sense to me now that I realize they're going to work three matches instead of two; I thought Jericho was done after SS instead of NOC. What Wyatt needs is two dominant, clean wins over Jericho, but I'm pretty skeptical that WWE will give them to him (even though I imagine Jericho would be more than willing to get dominated two matches in a row).

Paulocaust
Jan 29, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You can try to rehab Bray, but you'll never wash the stink of that Cena feud off. Cena is Wyatt's antithesis, and to have him lose 3 in a row, even with interference from his goons, and just give up and forget about Cena goes against the grain of his character. Also it makes him look like a true chump.

triplexpac
Mar 24, 2007

Suck it
Two tears in a bucket
And then another thing
I'm not the one they'll try their luck with
Hit hard like brass knuckles
See your face through the turnbuckle dude
I got no love for you

Paulocaust posted:

You can try to rehab Bray, but you'll never wash the stink of that Cena feud off. Cena is Wyatt's antithesis, and to have him lose 3 in a row, even with interference from his goons, and just give up and forget about Cena goes against the grain of his character. Also it makes him look like a true chump.

This is one area where WWE has trouble.

In normal storytelling, or in the territory days, when the babyface finally beats the top heel the heel is then gone for a while. He doesn't just stick around and move onto a lesser feud.

Bray could easily be rehabbed if he just went away for 3 months then came back in a huge way. But when he's around every show and we remember him losing to Cena it doesn't do him any favours.

ColonelJohnMatrix
Jun 24, 2006

Because all fucking hell is going to break loose

The general "poo poo" period between SS (ok, I guess NOC this time due to it being made a big show for renewals) and the Rumble will interesting this year assuming sub retention is crap.

Assuming I don't renew I'm expecting a flood of "RE-UP NOW AND GET PROMOTION X" type stuff during October.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
MIZZ is a top bad guy, and I for one am very excited for his 3 year IC title run.

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

Paulocaust posted:

You can try to rehab Bray, but you'll never wash the stink of that Cena feud off. Cena is Wyatt's antithesis, and to have him lose 3 in a row, even with interference from his goons, and just give up and forget about Cena goes against the grain of his character. Also it makes him look like a true chump.
John Cena is the WWE default, and if the WWE doesn't have faith in something, John Cena wins by default. With someone as insane as Vince over everything who will re-write a show four hours before it goes to air, it's no surprise that Wyatt gets shafted in a feud with Cena, even when Cena doesn't have the title.

triplexpac posted:

This is one area where WWE has trouble.

In normal storytelling, or in the territory days, when the babyface finally beats the top heel the heel is then gone for a while. He doesn't just stick around and move onto a lesser feud.

Bray could easily be rehabbed if he just went away for 3 months then came back in a huge way. But when he's around every show and we remember him losing to Cena it doesn't do him any favours.
This is another issue. WWE has such a big roster right now they could afford to do this, but they just choose to use RAW and Smackdown for the same 3 feuds, with random nothing undercard matches scattered around 20 minutes of John Cena and Triple H promos.

It'd be a lot safer for workers too, using them seasonally and sending them to NXT so they don't get rust. The brand split dissolving hurt a lot of the talent, because now there's just so many people who never get screen time because every single show (Including Superstars) is just used as the RAW recap and filler for stuff between RAW to RAW.

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