|
I just woke up its 09:54. The sun is pretty strong outside my window and the heat a cool 24*C. I've just fed the cats and I'm now considering cycling the 30km round the ring of the city I live in. Should I do it? I don't feel particularly up to it as I had a lovely night last night. What should I do GBS?
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 02:58
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 18, 2024 21:54 |
|
|
Yes. Cycle to the next state over
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 02:59
|
|
|
Facepalm Ranger posted:I just woke up its 09:54. Hydrate up. Shower and get pedaling!
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 02:59
|
|
|
VOMIT AND BANANAS
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:00
|
|
|
Yes! Ride your bike OP!
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:01
|
|
|
cycle and post updates from ur phone at the same tme. male sure to not wear a helmet also drive in da middle of theroad
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:03
|
|
|
SirEvelynTremble posted:Yes. Cycle to the next state over That would be Russia or some Asia country. Al Borland posted:Hydrate up. Shower and get pedaling! Ok need to charge phone for cycling music. Will have some water but now shower, why shower when I'll be sweaty again after? Ugh it's 10 now. Average ride last 1 hour 15 mins I don't want to be running into the afternoon. Still in bed.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:03
|
|
|
No, you should not.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:05
|
|
|
Pumpy Muffinz posted:Yes! Ride your bike OP! Okay got up. Waiting for phone to charge so I can track my ride and listen to cool guy tunes. Going to check the air pressure in my tyres.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:05
|
|
|
just drive your car instead
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:06
|
|
|
uG posted:just drive your car instead I don't have a car.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:09
|
|
|
eat a VERY large meal hearty meal before u go. preferably somethin like stew lots if stew then put really salty hot beef broth in ur thermos to drink while u bike. maybe take some chewable laxative before u go ull thank me later
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:11
|
|
|
also as prep to stay hydrated squirt a fleet (enema) into ur butt and hold it in. this way u will be absorbing water from both ur colon and ur stomach and stay twice as hydrated
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:13
|
|
|
uG posted:just drive your car instead Don't own a car or know how to drive one legally. ilikedirt posted:eat a VERY large meal hearty meal before u go. preferably somethin like stew lots if stew then put really salty hot beef broth in ur thermos to drink while u bike. maybe take some chewable laxative before u go No food in the house, just two cats  ilikedirt posted:also as prep to stay hydrated squirt a fleet (enema) into ur butt and hold it in. this way u will be absorbing water from both ur colon and ur stomach and stay twice as hydrated No Enemas in the house either. This cycle, I've decided, will take a little longer as I will take some pictures to show either as I go if my VPN on my phone allows or when I get back. Should I just put my iPod on shuffle or listen to all the music alphabetically, which'll mean listening to different versions of the same song a times. Phones charge is up to 30%. We'll be good to go in 14 minutes.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:14
|
|
|
im going to run over the op
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:15
|
|
|
I suggest a 250cc if you're just getting started. And, no stupid pedals.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:16
|
|
|
EA Sports posted:im going to run over the op I'll be an easy target. Cracka in china on a lime green bike with 1 gear.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:16
|
|
|
ilikedirt posted:also as prep to stay hydrated squirt a fleet (enema) into ur butt and hold it in. this way u will be absorbing water from both ur colon and ur stomach and stay twice as hydrated You work hard to be king of GBS
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:17
|
|
|
Facepalm Ranger posted:I'll be an easy target. Cracka in china on a lime green bike with 1 gear. What is the smog rating today?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:18
|
|
|
24 sounds pretty cold hope you have chains on your tyres
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:20
|
|
|
Pumpy Muffinz posted:You work hard to be king of GBS gbs is just one of my maany kindgoms. i am king of posting b*tch *slams posting scepter downwards then lands a SICK kickflip*
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:20
|
|
|
Hector Beerlioz posted:What is the smog rating today? Not bad, not good. I can see hints of blue sky. Will post pictures later. Air pressure checked. Tyres pumped. Now....what socks should I wear?
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:21
|
|
|
Ruby got Railed posted:24 sounds pretty cold hope you have chains on your tyres Cold is what the "C" in 24*C stands for.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:21
|
|
|
Facepalm Ranger posted:
quote:no food quote:two cats
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:21
|
|
|
Ruby got Railed posted:24 sounds pretty cold hope you have chains on your tyres 24 Celsius not Fahrenheit, dumb dumb.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:22
|
|
|
Facepalm Ranger posted:24 Celsius not Fahrenheit, dumb dumb. lol I can make up silly words too
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:23
|
|
|
make sure you shave your legs first THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT then post your ride to strava so we can see how slow you are and offer tips and advice that will bring you to the next level
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:24
|
|
|
Facepalm Ranger posted:24 Celsius not Fahrenheit, dumb dumb. u should ride ur bike off a fahrupheit
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:24
|
|
|
maker posted:you're kidding right Ah by the time I cook and eat them I could have gone cycling then to the local fast food menagerie. KFC, Dico's (poor people's KFC), Pizza Hut, McDonald's or a subway ride into town for Burger King. Or some Chinese food where ever, no biggie
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:25
|
|
|
It begins! I am now setting out the door in to the glorious people's republic of chinar!
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:31
|
|
|
Well I have no idea what the hell 24 Celsius or 30 kilometers means in real life, so I'll just imagine that translates to 75 degrees and 15 miles American units, and say yeah it's a beautiful day for a ride. Also not sure what you mean by just woke up at 9:54 means. AM or PM? Or some other kind of European Grenich time? Did you take a nap after dinner or are you, presumably an adult, somehow able to sleep uninterrupted until ten o clock in the morning? Please explain everything you just said.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:33
|
|
|
p.crestmont posted:Well I have no idea what the hell 24 Celsius or 30 kilometers means in real life, so I'll just imagine that translates to 75 degrees and 15 miles American units, and say yeah it's a beautiful day for a ride. sometimes dinner means... lunch :Whoa:
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:38
|
|
|
shower bef ore was so you were more awake and feeling less icky.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:49
|
|
|
 Just hit 5km. There's a lot of these scooter things today. Gorillas Dirty Harry Chinese New Year remix just finish playing. Now incubus, next update at 10km.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:54
|
|
|
Facepalm Ranger posted:
links fucker. Link it!
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 03:57
|
|
|
Last I checked it's Friday nite u should be gettin ur rear end groped by leatherdaddies. HTH
|
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 04:03
|
|
|
Just hit 10km. Ballad if John and yoko, already had a near collision. Pictures take way to long to upload, will be uploaded after the ride, I'll make sure to take pics of anything remotely interesting.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 04:10
|
|
|
15km and no collisions. We're official at the half way point. Gallows: come friendly bombs is playing. Lots of pics to look forward to.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 04:25
|
|
|
I haven't been this excited to see picture updates since Three Olives went to Wal-Mart.
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 04:29
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 18, 2024 21:54 |
|
|
get some cat and people food while you are out
|
|
#
?
Jul 26, 2014 04:30
|
|
