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Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."


pregnant? Check
Hatchetman visible in photo? Check
Illicit drug paraphernalia? Check
Smoking while pregnant? Check
Trashy appearance, with terrible teeth? Check

Congratulations on winning Juggalo bingo, you win a prize!

Edit: snipe

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Indubitable Leg
Aug 9, 2013

Sountox posted:

pregnant? Check
Hatchetman visible in photo? Check
Illicit drug paraphernalia? Check
Smoking while pregnant? Check
Trashy appearance, with terrible teeth? Check

Congratulations on winning Juggalo bingo, you win a prize!

Edit: snipe

The circle will only be complete if she's at the gathering this year with the kid and pregnant again.

cname
Jan 24, 2013

by Lowtax
So Strange is officially a juggalo label. Sad. Very sad. Rap has really gone down the toilet over the past 10 years.

Tech N9ne and Krizz Kaliko are in my top 10 favorite living rappers. Cis Crew puts on an incredible show, as well.

lol at Johnny Richter. KMK will never be the same, without him.
I can't believe I used to unironically like Kottonmouth Kings

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Have Kottonmouth Kings ever made a song that isn't about weed?

Solid Poopsnake
Mar 27, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
We've all made terrible mistakes.

bend it like baked ham
Feb 16, 2009

Fries.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm49Cg4PVY0

ashgromnies
Jun 19, 2004

lol I like the random fat Midwestern moms and dads standing off to the side while the juggalo are all chanting

a wife extends her arm out to her husband, defensively grabbing and showing her discomfort

mmj
Dec 22, 2006

I've always been a bit confrontational

The car alarm at the end killed me

Flaccid Trip
Apr 29, 2008

SocketWrench posted:

They could have it in Detroit. It might actually make the place look better

Mutant Headcrab posted:

ICP should buy Detroit and turn it into a "Shangri-La on Earth" for Juggalos.

Hasn't Detroit suffered enough?

They should hold it in Utah.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



A live birth at the gathering would be the best possible thing ever

IRQ
Sep 9, 2001

SUCK A DICK, DUMBSHITS!

vyst posted:

A live birth at the gathering would be the best possible thing ever

There's no way this hasn't happened.

Count Freebasie
Jan 12, 2006

Drum posted:

Hasn't Detroit suffered enough?

Until it looks like you're playing Fallout 3 when traveling through it, no.

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!

Count Freebasie posted:

Until it looks like you're playing Fallout 3 when traveling through it, no.

So... 2003?

Justin Tyme
Feb 22, 2011


vyst posted:

A live birth at the gathering would be the best possible thing ever

only if all the bystanders are shouting FA MUH LEE in a very "allahu ackbar"-esque way

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
magic: the gathering of the juggalos

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Justin Tyme posted:

only if all the bystanders are shouting FA MUH LEE in a very "allahu ackbar"-esque way

Nah, needs to be more culty, complete with a group of 16 juggalos encircling the girl giving birth and holding bongs so that when the baby first starts crying, they can all simultaneously blow smoke in it's direction and complete the juggalo baptism.

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Is there criteria for juggalo musicians that especially favours groups with one fat guy and one little guy?

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer

MizPiz posted:

Nah, needs to be more culty, complete with a group of 16 juggalos encircling the girl giving birth and holding bongs so that when the baby first starts crying, they can all simultaneously blow smoke in it's direction and complete the juggalo baptism.

naw a juggalo baptism clearly would be spraying that baby with faygo

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

axleblaze posted:

naw a juggalo baptism clearly would be spraying that baby with faygo as the stillborn corpse is lowered into its grave encased in a 99 cent styrofoam cooler wrapped in duct tape, while the child's grandmother silently weeps before heading off to her shift at the dollar general as the family's sole breadwinner

The_end
May 17, 2014
I always thought this would be a good place to start my drug dealing career.

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
poo poo, this started up a few days ago and i've been completely lax on following the madness.

have this :nws: about Juggalo Night Court for now:
http://www.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2014/07/25/the-gathering-of-the-juggalos-night-court-helps-wicked-clowns-bury-the-hatchet-nsfw

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

axleblaze posted:

Have Kottonmouth Kings ever made a song that isn't about weed?

not all of their songs are about weed. they actually have a very diverse repertoire and have also written about chronic, mary jane, ganja and kush

axelblaze
Oct 18, 2006

Congratulations The One Concern!!!

You're addicted to Ivory!!

and...oh my...could you please...
oh my...

Grimey Drawer
Also here are some pics (both links are :nws:)
http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/the-2014-gathering-of-the-juggalos-opens-up-in-ohio-nsfw-41714553/
http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/wild-scenes-at-the-gathering-of-the-juggalos-2014-41718543/

Jackfruited Stormtrooper
Feb 15, 2007

master of his domain

axleblaze posted:

Have Kottonmouth Kings ever made a song that isn't about weed?

kottonmouth kings wrote a song about the facade of the american dream and was featured on the Scream 2 sound track so 17 years ago they wrote a song not about weed i guess. i had the sound track and can confirm that as a sophomore in high school it was the peak of cool. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twfCbHN06eE oh also one of my art teacher's son was the taxman in corporate avenger. welp that's my story cya

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
magic: the gathering of the juggalos

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
I don't think I've ever seen a juggalo ever outside of the internet, and I pray fervently that I never do.

Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I don't think I've ever seen a juggalo ever outside of the internet, and I pray fervently that I never do.

do spencer's gifts and gadzooks still exist? if so then you can go visit their spawning grounds

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007



Beavis and Butthead tats = would

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:



Beavis and Butthead tats = would

those arent tents in the bg their xxxxxxxxxl t shirts being hung out to dry from after a night of faygo showering

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:



Beavis and Butthead tats = would

its as if you passed out and people drew on you with markers and then you just had the drawings made permanent

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

Maoist Pussy posted:

its as if you passed out and people drew on you with markers and then you just had the drawings made permanent

and also you're kristen stewart

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting

LifeSizePotato posted:

and also you're kristen stewart

lol dam ur ruight shes spitting image of that vampire giurl

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
Not sure I could keep an erection with both Beavis and Butthead wrapped around me.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ilikedirt posted:

magic: the gathering of the juggalos

Their online currency to be maintained by Mt. Gotjx

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

SpicyMeatSandwich posted:



Beavis and Butthead tats = would

would


first pic in that first link: would



sounds like I should get to this thing because it's madness but it's drug fueled and there's naked cute people

e: clicking through that slideshow is like would would would would eh would would eh eh would would would I want to see the dregs of humanity damnit stop cherry picking, LA Weekly!

Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 04:28 on Jul 26, 2014

Stick Figure Mafia
Dec 11, 2004

One time Kottonmouth Kings showed up at the 99 cents store I was working at and bought a bunch of frozen burritos.

LifeSizePotato
Mar 3, 2005

if you work at the 99 cent store, and you can recognize the kottonmouth kings out and about...you might be a juggalo

LifeSizePotato fucked around with this message at 05:23 on Jul 26, 2014

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
A friend linked this to me earlier.

http://www.redditblog.com/2014/07/welcome-tiffany-dane-michele-george.html


Reddit has a juggalo on staff.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Post more pictures of trailer park titties and live blogs about the Gathering thanks

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George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010







This is seriously my favorite gif at the moment and I'm so glad it came from the gathering. I was confused about the background vibrator until I found out where it was taken. Then it all made so much more sense

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