ITT we share stories about why we love the people we love

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pig slut lisa: irl is good

so earlier tonight my fiancee and i had sex and then we decided to go for a bike ride to pick up beer and when we came back in the house she ripped this colossal fart and said "whoa, that shook the cum out of my vagina" and then started laughing :kimchi:

byob why are you in love?

# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:36

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Barco Fiesta: a fantasy of olives

im gay

# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:47

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cuz my wife is hot

# ? Jul 29, 2014 03:49

cat_herder: BE GAY
DO CRIME

My husband and I sit watching cooking shows and take everything out of context. We take care of each other when we're sick, and he loves cats as much as I do.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:04

i must compose: Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

my gramma died like a month ago and i loved her cause she drank screwdrivers and told funny stories

and now there's no one to drink all these screwdrivers

# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:40

nvm no cake

i love my wife because she is really nice and loves me for my flaws and has a really good butt :heysexy:

i love my puppy dog because he is always happy to see me :3:

i love my kitties because they are playful and even tho they may not like each other anymore they both still like me

i love BYOB because it's the BYOBest :peanut:

# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:41

City of Glompton

I love my husband because he's really smart+funny. he tried to pk me in a game and when I sassed him over it he sassed me back instead of finishing the job. and that is how we met

# ? Jul 29, 2014 04:53

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

i must compose posted:

my gramma died like a month ago and i loved her cause she drank screwdrivers and told funny stories and now there's no one to drink all these screwdrivers

I'm seriously sorry dude.

I can't not love all this fluff

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:48

pig slut lisa: irl is good

these are some reallly sweet stories :3:

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:49

pig slut lisa: irl is good

The Green Calx posted:

i love my wife because she is really nice and loves me for my flaws and has a really good butt

i love my puppy dog because he is always happy to see me

i love my kitties because they are playful and even tho they may not like each other anymore they both still like me

i love BYOB because it's the BYOBest

especially this one because i identify with every part but the cat part

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:49

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

just imagine it says different dog

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:50

pig slut lisa: irl is good

ChairmanMeow posted:

just imagine it says different dog

i love mah puppy so very much

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:53

pig slut lisa: irl is good

here is a commercial that makes me cry b/c my dog's name is maddie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t6bLugtJkQ

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:54

pig slut lisa: irl is good

oh my hat, i'm crying again. i love my dog.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:56

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

you should post lots and lots of pictures of said dog

# ? Jul 29, 2014 05:57

pig slut lisa: irl is good

look, she's a canine good citizen!!

# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:05

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

This dog is sooo good.
You've posted her before, but I feel like there are more pictures

# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:06

FluffieDuckie

pig slut lisa posted:

look, she's a canine good citizen!!

she looks so proud :3

# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:06

pig slut lisa: irl is good

ChairmanMeow posted:

This dog is sooo good.
You've posted her before, but I feel like there are more pictures

here she is at my parents' house, helping my brother find things on the internet

she is a v good dog and i may fall asleep next to her tonight, even though that would mean crashing on the hardwood floor and waking up sore, because she is worth it and cuddling your dog is never a bad choice

# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:11

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

pig slut lisa posted:

cuddling your dog is never a bad choice

# ? Jul 29, 2014 06:15

pig slut lisa: irl is good

update: i fell asleep next to my dog a little last night and then i woke up and moved to a real bed and then we slept and then we went on a nice long morning walk

# ? Jul 29, 2014 13:08

ChairmanMeow: Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!

legit jealous.
i shook myself awake and all I remember is that i was a giant robot (like transformer) and I was saying "I am here to post dicks unironically" but I was like jumping from a mountain and my whole body shook and that woke me up.
I seriously don't have deep desires to be a dick posting robot.

this was my childhood dog. He reminds me a little of your dog.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 16:25

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Gross Dude: Gross Dude

I love elliot because of the way he says "Yeah" and nods his head when he's happy. I like when we watch TV shows on Netflix and power through an entire season. I love how ambitious he is, even if all of his projects are only half finished and will never be complete, there's just so much he wants to do and I think it's really attractive seeing him always excited about something new.

# ? Jul 29, 2014 17:38

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